#sirius black Tumblr posts

  • wolfstarkissr
    17.05.2021 - 6 minutes ago

    remus lupin definitely had a tongue piercing in the 70s

    #remus lupin#marauders #remus lupin headcanon #bi remus #marauders incorrect quotes #sirius black #james peter remus sirius #remus x sirius #james potter#peter pettigrew#lily evans #all the young dudes
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  • b3l0v3ds
    17.05.2021 - 7 minutes ago
    #sirius black anon #nyx rambles
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  • questionten
    17.05.2021 - 14 minutes ago

    Concept: padfoot howling along to music, remus dying laughing

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  • ottogatto
    17.05.2021 - 20 minutes ago

    Dumbledore: Sirius, sit.

    Sirius: (sits)

    Severus: Now give your paw.

    (Remus snickering and wheezing in the distance as Dumbledore tries to tamper the commotion)

    #severus snape#snape#remus lupin#sirius black#albus dumbledore #snarky sassy snappy #snape being an absolute dick but hilarious at that yet again...
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  • eronlupett
    17.05.2021 - 23 minutes ago

    Sirius: *is plucking James’ nose hairs*

    Sirius: ugh there’s a massive bogey up here

    Sirius: *pulls it out*

    Sirius: *sighs dreamily* it’s the same colour as Remus’ eyes

    Remus: what. the. fuck.

    #wolfstar#remus lupin#sirius black#james potter#marauders#harry potter #remus x sirius #hp marauders#jamespotter#marauders era#domestic wolfstar #wolfstar incorrect quotes #wolfstar fluff #sirius is gay #sirius black x remus lupin #james and sirius #james fleamont potter #james and remus
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  • johnwatsonismypatronus
    17.05.2021 - 28 minutes ago

    Sirius: *with his foot stuck in a chair* You may be asking, 'Sirius, how did you do this to yourself?'

    Sirius: *trying to get out* Well guys, Sirius doesn't know either

    #incorrect harry potter quotes #funny harry potter #incorrect marauders quotes #incorrect sirius black quotes #sirius black
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  • b3l0v3ds
    17.05.2021 - 31 minutes ago
    #nyx rambles #sirius black anon #/lh#/j
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  • sullys-adventures
    17.05.2021 - 32 minutes ago

    Game night

    Content warning: the following piece of writing contains swear words. (It’s Remus Lupin, what’d you expect)

    “Guys?” Remus mumbles, peeking out from behind his potions book.

    The other three were sitting on the floor by the fireplace, happily chatting about the latest quidditch match.

    “Gu-uys?” He tries again, but they still don’t notice.

    He sighs and slams his book closed, yet it still doesn’t catch their attention.

    “Listen the fuck up, okay?!” The boy yells, finally getting his friends to notice him.

    “Jeez Rem-Rem, what is it?” Sirius grins at him as he gets up to take a seat by the others.

    “So, my mom heard about this game, from her friend Gladys, who heard about it fro-”

    “A game? What kind of game?” James interrupts, making the others let out giggles.

    “Yeah, it’s called uno, and it’s like-” Remus tries to continue but is again interrupted, this time by Peter.

    “Isn’t that like, one in spanish?” He questions.

    Sirius and James both nod thoughtfully, and Remus sighs.

    “It probably is, but that doesn’t matter. It’s this card game, with coloured cards, and-”

    “Do you have the game or are we just gonna hear about it?” Sirius asked, sending him a ‘uh, hello?’ look.

    “Yes, I have the game,” the twelve-year-old sighed as he pulled the cards out of his pocket.

    “So, we each get seven cards,” he explains, handing each of his friends their cards.

    “Do these cards do anything? Or are they just… boring muggle cards?” James mumbles while twisting and turning his card, revealing it to be a blue i nine.

    “No, James, you can’t… oh sweet fucking Jesus. You can’t show us your cards, it’s supposed to be a secret,” Remus groans, shutting his eyes and rubbing his temples.

    “Oo, oo, I got this one, this one seems fancy!” Sirius grins.

    Peter snatches the card, raising his brows at it.

    “Very fancy.”

    “What card is it?” Remus grumbles before Peter hands it to him.

    A wild draw four. So they aren’t completely wrong about it being fancy.

    “We’ll start with the basics, okay?” He asks, making the others nod excitedly.

    “So, there are the normal cards. Those are yellow, blue, red, and green numbers from zero to nine. Everybody understands so far?” He questions with a small smile, and the others nod again.

    “Then there are other cards. Draw two cards. They give the person after you two cards. Wild cards, they change the colour. Wild draw four cards, they give the person after you four cards and change the colour. Reverse cards, they make it go the other way around, so if I put a reverse card, then instead of it being Peter, it’d be Sirius again. And lastly, the skip cards. They skip people, basically. So if I put it, we’d skip Peter and it’d be James’ turn instead. You get it?”

    They all nod again, but as Remus is about to continue, Peter says something.

    “But what if I don’t wanna skip anyone? Do I have to skip them?” He asks quietly.

    The other two burst out laughing, and Remus nods.

    “Yes, you have to skip people,” he chuckles, then continues. “Like I said, we get seven cards each. I handed them out, so Peter will start. We turn the top card of the remaining pile of cards,” he says as he turns the card. A green three.

    “And Peter places a green card. Peter, do you have any green cards?” the boy asks as he looks up at his friend. Peter nods.

    “I have a few green cards. Which one should I use?” he questions, making Remus shrug.

    “Use your plus two!” James breaks in, peeking over Peter’s shoulder.

    “James, you’re not supposed to look!” Sirius screech while pulling him away,

    “and that’s stupid! You’d get two more cards!”

    “But more cards are good, right?” James says with a shrug.

    “No, more cards are not good. It’s about having no cards left. The first person to have no cards, wins,” Remus tells him, making James let out an “oooh”.

    “When you have one card left, you say uno. If you don’t say un-”

    “Because it means one in spanish, that’s genius!” Sirius yells.

    Remus sighs, again rubbing his temples.

    “If you don’t say uno, you have to draw two cards and you get skipped for a whole round.”

    “That is cruel!” James cackles, an evil grin on his face.

    “Peter, just choose a card. If you have two of the same cards, then you can use both of them, even if they’re not the same colour,” Remus explains, completely ignoring the two scandalous gryffindors beside them.

    Peter nods and places down two draw two cards, a green one first and then a yellow one.

    “James, draw four cards,” Remus chuckles. James ended up on top of Sirius, explaining all the cruel ways he was going to make him get more cards.

    His smile disappears though, when he hears what Remus said.

    “What, no! No no!” He screams as he frantically crawls off of Sirius to look at the pile of cards.


    “If you’d listened, I explained you can put two of the same cards, even if they’re different colours,” Remus calmly explains.

    James grumbles the most innocent swear words while drawing his four cards, all while Sirius laughs his ass off.

    “Sirius, your turn.”

    Sirius nods and grabs his cards. Soon after, he places down the wild draw four card.

    “Purple,” he says with a wide smile as Remus draws his cards.

    “Sirius, you can’t choose purple.”

    “Yes I can.”

    “No you can’t.”

    “Yes I can.”

    “Sirius, just choose another colour,” Peter interrupts. Sirius pokes his tongue out at the two, then mutters something that sounds like “blue, then”.

    Remus nods over at Peter to make him take his turn.

    “Blue,” he mumbles. The boy nods and places a blue one.

    “James,” Remus says, and James nods too as he places a draw two.

    “ha ha! Two cards for you!” He laughs loudly before Sirius smacks him at the back of the head.

    “Ow, frickle frackles,” he mutters, then lunges at Sirius. Remus sighs and puts down a blue nine. Peter stares at their two friends, rolling around beside them. They’re laughing loudly and spewing weird insults at each other.

    “Should we just stop playing?” He asks. Remus nods.

    “We can try another day when they’re tired enough to not go apeshit on each other.”

    #marauders era textpost #marauders#text post#headcanon#first years#first year #james & peter & remus & sirius #james potter#sirius black#peter pettigrew#remus lupin#harry potter#hp#hp fandom #hp text post #hp marauders#uno#uno game #game of uno #chaos#they’re insane #and Remus is so tired #but he loves them #but they’re also a pain in the ass #my writing#original writing#writing#marauders writing#marauder
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  • b3l0v3ds
    17.05.2021 - 34 minutes ago
    #nyx rambles #sirius black anon #ly /p
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  • b3l0v3ds
    17.05.2021 - 38 minutes ago
    #nyx rambles #sirius black anon #omg#/lh
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  • prongsy
    17.05.2021 - 38 minutes ago

    I like slow burns BUT, I like the idea of wolfstar getting together when they were really young even more.

    Imagine if it was just like a fact of life. The sky is blue, the sun rises and sets and, Remus Lupin and Sirius Black are together.

    I like to think they had more time together even though they always seemed to be running out of it.

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  • peppermint-toads
    17.05.2021 - 40 minutes ago

    sirius black had to love queen right

    #sirius black #and probably boston too
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  • justmakeitatvshow
    17.05.2021 - 41 minutes ago


    Hello, everyone! Because of my finals I will not be able to upload the first chapter on the 19th of May. Instead I will begin posting on the 2nd of June.

    That's all!



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  • ashtreenymph
    17.05.2021 - 44 minutes ago

    would anyone like to hear some happy marauders headcannons?

    i promise to take a break from sad stuff for now i swear

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  • annabellelupin
    17.05.2021 - 45 minutes ago

    Lily, fifth year: I'd rather date the giant squid than you

    Lily, 21 years old: [To James] Aww look at this picture Harry drew of our family

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  • annabellelupin
    17.05.2021 - 48 minutes ago

    Remus, 1.07 seconds after saying "I do": Oh god I just married an idiot didn't I

    Sirius: Sirius-ly?

    Remus: Yeah I shouldn't be allowed to make decisions any more

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  • b3l0v3ds
    17.05.2021 - 55 minutes ago
    #sirius black anon #nyx rambles
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  • annabellelupin
    17.05.2021 - 55 minutes ago

    James, terrible at flirting: Your nose is very pretty

    Lily, also terrible at flirting: So are your glasses

    Dorcas from across the room: Should we help them out?

    Marlene, enjoying the show: No no, I want to see where this is going

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  • annabellelupin
    17.05.2021 - 1 hour ago

    Quick reminder that Sirius Black spent more time in Azkaban than he did with godson

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  • exasperatedchironsigh
    17.05.2021 - 1 hour ago

    Wolfstar raising Teddy:

    3 year old Teddy: Papa do you think I’m odd?

    Sirius: my son? Odd?! Where did you get an idea like that?!

    Teddy: shrugs and walks away

    Sirius: continues to count out how many times he brushes a single strand of hair

    Remus: yes I wonder why he’s asking us these questions.

    #wolfstar raising teddy #wolfstar#teddy lupin#sirius black#remus lupin #remus x sirius
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