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i still can’t believe the fic i’m still getting traction on is my fucking superstore fic
forced myself at metaphorical gunpoint to reread the worst fic i ever wrote at like 7:30 this morning and my two main takeaways from it are 1. it is indeed the worst fic i have ever written and 2. for what it is it is really not bad at all. as you can imagine this is doing amazing/dreadful things for my ego
after 3 sea pigs, 9 snow crabs, and 6 pearls, i still found no lobster. give it up for day two of lobster search
Kanna: someone took Kanna's mnms
Kanna gets broom: and she's going to start killing
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Shin: OK so someone ate my oreos.
Shin pulls out broom: who the fuck wanna die?
and if I get my greedy little angst brain take hold of the 100 hours server what then. what then.
Miley passes out while drunk:
Safalin: oh no my wife
Safalin: it's broken-
Hayasaka: this is fun
Kurumada pushing through the plants with a map: am I going the right way to the kitchen or is this the bathroom path?
the fucking ray romano joke snl caught me red handed watxhing everybody loves raymond right before this started
My sister sent me a reel on instagram or something and it was a guy just saying word for word a shitpost i read on here a while ago the thing about quick oats and instant oats and needing an even sooner oat? I've never been so ineffectually offended in my life like that's from my online bog society of humor goblins what's it doing out in public
on my hunt for a lobster in new horizons have landed me two sea pigs and four pearls yet no lobster
"Blorbo from my shows" sounds like a typically secular, Tumblrite construct, but it happens to remind me of something my mother and grandmother used to employ in order to refer to their favourite audience hooks in the local sitcom dubs. "Les filles de mes programmes", or "The girls from my programs", where "program" refers to a TV show.
Think about it: you spend an afternoon hoovering in dubs for The Young and the Restless, Melrose Place, Beverley Hills 90210, Models Inc. 90210, Dynasty, Santa Barbara, with all of them using the same stylistic guide, all of them framing dialogues in the same way, all of them using similar dramatic stings to underline a reveal or a plot twist. How long is it before everything blends together and you start wondering if Stacey knows who RJ Ewing is and if Sarah is aware that Steve is banging her clone?
Mom and Grandma had their Blorbos when I was a kid, some of them sharing the same dub VA over several years apart. Add to that the fact that I was a barely-fluent French Canadian kid who only paid cursory attention to the whole thing, and the whole stretch between 3 and 6 PM seemed populated by a legion of Glup Shittos to me - one of which is wearing what I didn't know to be a ten-gallon hat at the time.
Seeing how often dramatic deaths shook things up, you can only assume that Eeby Deeby and Super Hell both fought for rights over Loving's Stacey Forbes...
here is another 1am selfie w somewhat different vibes good night <3