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  • skypied
    17.10.2021 - 11 hours ago

    Every morning I wake up and check Google Drive to see if I've been sleep writing. Today, I found this, completed with a "Last edited: 6.17AM" stamp :

    So new steamy pwp incoming I guess

    #my phone keyboard helpfully changed Beto into betong #which means concrete #also whos jim? #Skypieposts #This is just legit a shit post
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  • skypied
    17.10.2021 - 17 hours ago

    I've been too high on cough syrup to be able to put anything to paper today, so have an aquarium AU snippet with absolutely no context

    “Alberto, there are holes in your socks. That’s straight culture.”

    “I have a busy schedule, okay?”

    “Too busy to buy socks?”

    “Maybe I have more important things to think about than the state of my socks. Don’t you?”

    Luca pulls up his jeans to reveal more of the brightly colored, patterned socks he’s wearing.

    “I take enormous pride in my socks, thank you very much.”

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  • skypied
    16.10.2021 - 20 hours ago
    #skypieposts#skypiechats #Sorry I ALWAYS ramble on #The TLDR is I am a nightmareish scattered writer #I have no plans and just go buck wild #but ty for distracting to me from my self pity <3
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  • skypied
    16.10.2021 - 1 day ago

    @themeganator5000 (oprah voice) You get a snippet, you get a snippet, you get a snippet!!! not as spicy as the other one, but more from the infamous spanking fic HAHA

    He pulls him back in for a kiss, heart swelling as he feels Alberto melt in his hands. It might be Luca’s favorite thing about him - how he goes through the world with swagger and snark but turns soft and compliant with just a word or a touch from him. He deliberately spends some extra seconds kissing him, keeping it chaste and slow but trying to pour all his affection into it, sucking on his lips like they’re the sweetest candy. When he pulls back, Alberto is adorably flushed with a dazed smile on his face.

    “I have to warn you, if we’re doing this,” Luca begins with a serious expression, “I am gonna be teasing you all night long.”

    “I wouldn’t have it any other way,” he grins back.

    “Ohh, I can’t wait to make you eat your words,” Luca coos sweetly and rubs their noses together, making Alberto laugh. “But you’ll have to work for it.”

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  • skypied
    15.10.2021 - 1 day ago

    @albertolovesluca I found something cute, fun and with a tiny bit of zest for you 🥰

    "Well… would you like to maybe go on a date with me?"

    He glances at Luca, who’s staring at him with a lip-biting, playfully coy smile and it’s not fair, he has to be doing that on purpose, especially with the eruption of giggles when Alberto stumbles over his own feet.

    “Please, oh, please Alberto Scorfano, make me the happiest boy alive, just say yes,” he continues, dramatically putting a hand on his forehead in a fake swoon. Alberto snorts and reaches for him, but he’s already sprinting down the streets, cackling. He gives chase, intent on not losing the race this time.

    Luca gives him a run for his money, especially when he makes quick turns to take them through narrow streets, making Alberto lose a couple of seconds. But Luca doesn’t know Portorosso like he does. When he’s not looking, Alberto jumps down a set of crumbling stairs veering off to the right. He pants excitedly as his cocky competitiveness flares, certain he’ll cut him off.

    He’s right. As he nears the bottom of the stairs, Luca is right there at the intersection between streets and stairs, looking back the way he came and calling worriedly for him. Alberto yells excitedly as he slams into him, grabs the fabric of his t-shirt and drags him into the adjacent alleyway, a dead-end behind the bakery.

    “Mother of pearl, you scared the living shit out of me,” Luca pants.

    Alberto releases him, fully intending to say something clever and witty and charming, but loses his train of thought staring at his boyfriend with his sweaty, damp curls, flushed face and eyes glinting with playful competition. He stutters, coughing to regain control over his heavy breathing and the urge to pin him to the wall and suck him off right there.

    Luca laughs heartily and sits down leaning against the wall. Alberto grumbles and sits down next to him, pressed flush together from shoulder to knee. They sit in silence, waiting for their panting to settle. Alberto feels Luca’s pulse against his skin, focuses on the rhythm of their heartbeats mixing. He gets dizzy realizing that they’re both alive and right here and what a miracle that is.

    “So? How about that date?”

    “I’m not quite sure,” he teases. “What did you have in mind?”

    “Oh, nothing untoward. Dinner, wine, some candles…?”

    “Bring me flowers and I’m yours.”

    “Certo, anything,” Luca mumbles, leaning in for a kiss. Alberto puts a hand between their mouths.

    “Uh-uh. No kisses before our first date. I thought you were a gentleman.”

    “Beto,” he whines, nudging against his hand with his nose, his warm, imploring doe eyes so close Alberto’s resolve almost crumbles, but he shakes his head, enjoying the put-upon, carefree flirting too much. Luca sighs and retreats.

    “I hope you’re free tonight, ‘cause I want my usual bedtime kiss.”

    #skypieposts#skypiefics #Big Sad Gay Wip Tag
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  • skypied
    15.10.2021 - 1 day ago

    @love-your-enthusiasm I'm giving you a tiny generic cute bantery snippet with a tinge of angst for liking the post haha

    “Besides, there’s another reason I wanted to put you in a shirt.” He pulls two simple, black ties out of his pocket, holds them up with a shy smile. “I bought these in Genova, so we could match.”

    Alberto’s heart melts at the adorable consideration, but trips up on the genuine emotion, instead blurts out -

    “Luca, that’s gay.”

    “Alberto, we are gay.”

    “But it’s like. Gay.”

    Luca huffs and rolls his eyes, unable to keep the smile off his face. With a small, mumbled c’mere he starts loping the tie around his neck. Alberto takes the chance to study his face, the little furrow of his thick brows, how he sticks his tongue out in concentration, the tiny freckles he knows will multiply in the summer sun. Breath tickles his neck and he’s overcome by how such a simple gesture can feel so intimate.

    “There you go,” Luca pats down his tie and steps back to look him up and down, humming in delight. “You look very handsome.”

    Alberto preens at the compliment and watches the brunet tie his own tie. He snakes his arms around Luca’s waist, resting his head on top of his boyfriend’s and surveys them in the mirror. His chestnut curls are damp and fluffy against his nose, smelling clean and fresh of lavender. Suddenly they’re so grown-up, sharp, serious. A sudden stab of wistful nostalgia settles deep in his stomach, recollecting the easy summers they’ve shared, that soon will be a thing of the past. He’s pulled back into the present by Luca’s hands stroking his.

    #skypieposts#skypiefics #i have over 45k of unpublished fic i'm getting antsy to share so excuse me for being pushy #just struggling to tie stuff together atm #Big Sad Gay Wip Tag
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  • skypied
    15.10.2021 - 1 day ago
    sgtalligator Hand over the spice please😌

    omg ok if I have to haha out of context spice feels really weird, it's harder to find One Good Section to pull BUT I WILL FOR YOU. I even picked the spiciest of the excerpts I was considering haha

    “I thought you promised to behave.”

    “I did no such thing,” he says innocently, ignoring how his heart hammers in nervous excitement at provoking this stern, dominating side he’s never seen before. Luca grabs a fistful of his hair, making him gasp as his head is pulled back.

    “You’re being such a brat,” he breathes over his lips. Alberto’s face flushes a dark red and he squirms under the attention. He feels his dick stand at full attention again, poking up against Luca’s stomach. The brunet glances down and smirks, preening at how into this Alberto is. “I think you need to be taught a lesson.”

    “Yes,” Alberto pants, unable to keep his half-lidded eyes away from Luca’s intense gaze. They stare at each other in silent anticipation until Luca’s eyes flicker.

    “... what, exactly?” he whispers, his voice soft and unsure.

    “Oh. Um.”

    “I’m sorry, I’m blanking.”

    Alberto has to laugh at the stage whisper, like an actor breaking character.

    “Don’t laugh at me!” Luca hisses, a little embarrassed at his faltering. He grabs harder at Alberto’s hair again to reestablish dominance, and is rewarded by a groan.

    “‘M sorry. I- uh- I have an idea…”

    “Tell me what you want,” Luca smirks, getting back into the moment.

    “It’s a little embarrassing,” he says breathlessly.

    “Tell me, or I’m gonna leave you here until you’re ready.”

    “Alright, I- umm-” his voice is stolen away into a keen as Luca pulls his head so far back his neck aches. The words come out in a quick jumble before he loses his confidence. “Spank me.”

    Luca stares at him for a second, perplexed. It’s not something he’d ever consider, and a part of him wants to immediately shut it down, unwilling to ever lay a hand on his boyfriend like that. But his pleading, embarrassed face gets under his skin, and suddenly his heart is beating a little faster at the thought of Alberto laid defenseless and bare over his thighs, ass red and trembling, begging for it.

    #readmore for Spice and to not Clog Dashes Etc #hope this will tide you over until I can actually publish it #skypieposts#skypiefics
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  • skypied
    15.10.2021 - 1 day ago

    I'm finding myself in a bit of a rut lately, I really wanna publish something soon but I don't think anything before next weekend is feasible. But I still really wanna idk, share something. I've seen others do this and thought I'd offer, anyone interested in any snippets? I can offer:

    - some fun, bantery dialogue from the aquarium AU

    - something sweet/sexy from a pwp

    - something sweet, fun or angsty from my Long Sad Wip that at this rate won't be finished until 2022 but I really wish I could share

    #skypieposts #nothing more on the cutting room floor for now unfortunately #bc i have simply STOPPED cutting stuff HAHA (see: goat wrestling scene) #unfortunately can't offer anything from the wedding fic 'cause I only have the most pivotal scenes down and those r too spoilery
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  • skypied
    15.10.2021 - 2 days ago
    Until it's time to see the light I'll make my own with you each night I'll kidnap all the stars and I will keep them in your eyes I'll wrap them up in velvet twine And hang them from a fishing line So I can see them any time I'd like

    Dont even try claiming this isnt Luberto

    #Also ending on 'only you have shown me how to love being alive' 😭😭😭😭 #skypieposts
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  • skypied
    15.10.2021 - 2 days ago

    My doctor always looks at me like "Honey, I know you're stupid but I Will help you anyway<3" like I'm a badger stuck in a fence and I love her so much for it

    #Skypieposts #sorry for mommy issues on main #anyways got cough syrup bc I'm stuck in the cycle of coughing preventing healing of scratches in throat made from previous coughing #if i had actually been smart enough to call my doctor earlier i would have been well by now
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  • skypied
    15.10.2021 - 2 days ago

    GOOGLE DOCS, THAT'S NOT A GOOD SUGGESTION

    #skypieposts #yes they're crying #again #is it truly a fic by me if they're not crying? signs point to no
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  • skypied
    14.10.2021 - 2 days ago

    My poor body fighting off a cold for the eleventh day in a row: please momther... may we please have a vegetable... we need ammunition...

    My neurodivergent ass gagging at the thought of eating anything but plain quesadillas, instant noodles and oatmeal: never

    #skypieposts #i have one apple a day with my oatmeal but that's IT #i usually eat so varied and well but this double punch of physical and mental health is slowly killing me
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  • skypied
    14.10.2021 - 2 days ago

    My favorite tiny local secret of a landmark, a tree grown into a fence that had to be chopped down, lovingly preserved and polished with oil, with a plaque that reads "Here once stood a tree". I love humans.

    #Skypieposts #My second favorite local secret is a street with two electrical boxes or w/e theyre called #On the first grafittied : Don't piss here #On the second : but here you can piss!
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  • skypied
    14.10.2021 - 3 days ago

    Gender identity is hard because... at least for me, I spend most of my time not thinking about what people think of me. I'm really the only person whose opinion I truly care about. But then stuff happens that confronts my own perception of myself, like my boss referring to me and a colleague as "the ladies over there" and just instantly being punched out of my own body as I realize how other people perceive me. I've spent so much time thinking I don't want to do anything about it, come out, demand pronouns and language that make me feel comfortable, because I simply... didn't want to draw attention to myself and waste energy on it, and I know what I am and don't need anyone else's opinion. But slowly realizing that might be worth it.

    #skypieposts #my gender identity summarized is: It would be a lot simpler if I simply wished to fully transition #*gently changes my bio pronouns haha*
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  • skypied
    14.10.2021 - 3 days ago

    Yes, the high level of social equality and welfare system is nice, but honestly the main reasons I doubt I'll never move to another country is our water quality and milk chocolate, both of which are God Tier

    #skypieposts #and the one particular brand of chevre we have that was the only thing I missed during an 8 week stay out of the country #I drink 3-4 liters of water a day and I simply couldn't handle the logistics of having to buy 20+ liters of water every week #and i'm a simp for our taxes. i will GLADLY give you 35% of my wages when that means 15$ doctor visits #not crazy about our culture but head over heels for our systems
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  • skypied
    13.10.2021 - 3 days ago

    Okay I felt a little silly when I started writing silly little fics and even sillier when I made this silly little blog but I'm enjoying this so much, I love talking to everyone here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    #skypieposts #im just overwhelmed with so much love and i'm so grateful i dared put myself out there #i haven't ever had such a safe space to express myself and have fun before #(insert a thousand heart emojis I'm too lazy to find on my pc) #and as always open to chat w more of you!!! COME AT ME BRO
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  • skypied
    13.10.2021 - 3 days ago
    @rachellevareilles Would scream and fall out on the floor if I read a modern AU of them talking about Kaylor. (I almost discussed Swiftgron a little in mine, but ended up cutting it for flow. Ay lmao.) Your mind is so large for even thinking of that.

    Omg HAHAHA. My mind isn't huge, just bringing up previous hyperfixations. Kaylor is like ALL I remember from the time period august 2018 through 2020. Kaylor got me into listening to Taylor. Kaylor made me listen to 995 hours of Taylor, according to Spotify, I got in her top 1% of fans sdjfksdflsl and I still get bouts of brainrot where I can't stop thinking about reputation. I'm sad you cut Swiftgron hahahaha

    #skypieposts#skypiefics #also i havent seen you around before but this alone is putting you on my to read list hahahaha <3 #i also exclusively listened to ONLY Marina and the Diamonds for three years so it's def a pattern of mine lol #the big question is who's the in denial TTB supporter and who's the pragmatic but still desperately wanting to believe
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  • skypied
    13.10.2021 - 3 days ago

    Just remembered this song exists and now I desperately want Luca cheesily dancing around the kitchen singing it to Alberto and they end up laughing their asses off

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  • skypied
    13.10.2021 - 3 days ago

    I would draw a sea monster zona but the only fish I can think of relating to is the wolffish and that... just isn't cute like everyone else's

    #skypieposts #Listen. I've seen my grandma's chin. I know what will happen to me.
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  • skypied
    13.10.2021 - 4 days ago
    albertolovesluca Don't worry, no need to stick with fanon! This is going to be great! love-your-enthusiasm It’s refreshing to see Luca know what he wants! The fandom would get pretty stale if every fic had them written the exact same way.

    I guess you're right. I think it's just this scene in particular where Luca really has the upper hand in the conversation and Alberto is really flustered. But that will even out soon, when poor Beto hasn't just almost drowned haha! But thanks for the reassurance <3

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