- Hufflepuff: I need you to swear-
- Slytherin: Fuck
- Hufflepuff:
- Hufflepuff: I meant like a promise...
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as a SELF-PROFESSED SLYTHERIN dating an AVOWED GRYFFINDOR, love to roleplay as Pansy Parkinson when Prof McGonagall publicly kinkshames her and then sends all the Slytherins to the sex dungeons
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SLYTHERIN: “You know Fay, the biggest mistake I made before was shooting for peanuts. Five years have taught me one thing, if nothing else: Anytime you take a chance, you better be sure the rewards are worth the risk. Because they could put you away just as fast for a $10 heist as they can for a million dollar job.” –Stanley Kubrick + Jim Thompson (Johnny Clay: The Killing)
75Elena: Give me my want back! Which one of you took it??!
Orion: I wouldn’t dare.
Elena: Riddle?
Tom: I wouldn’t dare.
Elena: You are a dead man Riddle!
Orion: Here we go again.
0- Slytherin: Sorry I'm late I was... busy
- Gryffindor, bursting into the room: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS AGAIN
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SO I WENT TO HARRY POTTER WORLD A FEW WEEKS AGO AND IT’S THE HAPPIEST I’VE BEEN IN A LONG TIME
2I kind of want to write a fanfic with and AU where Bellatrix has a daughter that lives with the Malfoys since she’s in Azkaban. And her daughter falls for one of the Weasley twins.
0*On a roller coaster*
Draco: Harry? What are these straps hanging from the seat?
Harry: oh it’s a seatbelt, they make sure you don’t fall off and die.
Draco: *unbuckles seatbelt*
Harry: Babe we talked about this.
147Ravenclaw: I can’t handle this.
Slytherin: What?
Ravenclaw: *gestures vaguely to everything*
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ㅤ❝She was not fragile like a flower. She was fragile like a bomb.❞ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
☽ 𝐏. 𝐏arkinson.
4Slytherin: You’re late.
Ravenclaw: You’re stunning.
Slytherin: You’re forgiven.
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Moodboard of a female Virgo Gryffindor dating a male Gemini Slytherin.
Face claim: Tom Felton.
Requested by: anon.
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