Welcome to today’s deep analysis on what make TFA Optimus one of the best reincarnations! I’m your host Mooshi and we’ll be listing off the biggest reasons he is simply the best:
- Fat honkers for lips, like mwah mwah mwah please smooch me they look so soft sir please kiss my boo boo and make me feel better
- Epically large window mommy milkers, lovely badonkerhonkerdoos. They’re such perfect voids of despair
- White foam. I said what I said.
- Fairly thicc calves, like sir where are you running to where you need that much beef on your loins
- And of course the biggest thing about him: His heart, or spark if you wanna be more accurate abt it ig*
*note: His yearning to go absolutey apeshit may or may not be bigger than his heart. I’m not even sure he knows at this point. Proceed with caution.