*In a haunted house*
George: It’s dark in here.
Lucy: Don’t worry dude I got this.
Lucy: *stomps her feet*
Lucy: *skechers light up*
*In a haunted house*
George: It’s dark in here.
Lucy: Don’t worry dude I got this.
Lucy: *stomps her feet*
Lucy: *skechers light up*
Lucy: You bought a taco?
George: Yes.
Lucy: From the truck that hit Lockwood?
George: Well, me starving isn’t gonna help him.
Lucy: You know, when I first met you I thought you were a real douchebag.
Kipps: Oh yeah? What changed your mind?
Lucy: Oh I still think you’re a huge douchebag, I’ve just learned to love that about you.
Roger, pushing his way through a crowd: “Out of my way! Step aside, filth!”
Brian, right behind him: “He means no offense! I’m certain you all bathe regularly”
Inspector Barnes: I saw those two operatives, Cubbins and Kipps, hugging each other.
Inspector Barnes: And then I looked closely. They were actually choking each other. Well, that makes more sense.
Lockwood: I would say that was a successful first outing.
George: What’s your definition of successful? Because this does not look like it.
Holly: what are your plans for the weekend?
Lucy: who knows?
Lucy, internally: i know.
Lucy, internally: i’m not leaving the house.
Holly: Has Lockwood always had a habit of running headlong into certain death?
Lucy: Sometimes he walks, occasionally he shuffles, periodically he ambles. Once, I’m pretty sure I saw him trip into certain death.