*In a haunted house*
George: It’s dark in here.
Lucy: Don’t worry dude I got this.
Lucy: *stomps her feet*
Lucy: *skechers light up*
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Lucy: You bought a taco?
George: Yes.
Lucy: From the truck that hit Lockwood?
George: Well, me starving isn’t gonna help him.
19When Bring Me The Horizon said:
“I can’t drown my demons, they know how to swim,”
I felt that
0Lucy: You know, when I first met you I thought you were a real douchebag.
Kipps: Oh yeah? What changed your mind?
Lucy: Oh I still think you’re a huge douchebag, I’ve just learned to love that about you.
21- Architect: I think we all just need to go to a field and scream for an hour.
- Teller: Or therapy. Therapy is nice.
1Roger, pushing his way through a crowd: “Out of my way! Step aside, filth!”
Brian, right behind him: “He means no offense! I’m certain you all bathe regularly”
2- Trexel: I have a very mature sense of humor.
- David-7, reading about astronomy: Did you know that 63 Earths could fit inside Uranus?
- Trexel: (wheezing)
34Inspector Barnes: I saw those two operatives, Cubbins and Kipps, hugging each other.
Inspector Barnes: And then I looked closely. They were actually choking each other. Well, that makes more sense.
22- Seeker: I lost Fen.
- Mim: How do you LOSE Fen?!
- Seeker: Give me a break, he's like two inches tall.
1Lockwood: I would say that was a successful first outing.
George: What’s your definition of successful? Because this does not look like it.
22- Rul: Seeker challenged us to a water balloon fight.
- Mim: Really? What are we waiting for?
- Fen: I'm waiting for the water to boil.
- Mim: NO-
1- Architect: What a nice day today!
- Cosmologist: That's the nicest thing you've said this week.
- Architect: No, I'm just saying that because Pax's tower is burning down.
3Holly: what are your plans for the weekend?
Lucy: who knows?
Lucy, internally: i know.
Lucy, internally: i’m not leaving the house.
24Holly: Has Lockwood always had a habit of running headlong into certain death?
Lucy: Sometimes he walks, occasionally he shuffles, periodically he ambles. Once, I’m pretty sure I saw him trip into certain death.
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