- Deacon: What's your biggest fear.
- Preston: Being forgotten.
- Deacon: Damn that's deep.
- Deacon: Mine is the Kool-Aid man but I feel kinda stupid about it now.
Techno: Why is helping someone hide a body the standard for true friendship? Look, if you’re in trouble, I’ll lie to the cops for you. I’ll dispose of evidence. Whatever. But I am begging you, please do not make me dig a hole. That sounds so hard.
Danse: [distressed] I don’t… feel good about myself. I don’t even know who I am anymore.
Curie: Not to worry, Danse! I have emotional jumper cables! I’ll help boost you! Just attach them like so…
Danse: This is just a hug.
Curie: But is it working?
Danse: [hugging Curie tighter] Yes.
Cait: [on the phone] Garvey! Do ye have 2500 caps?
Preston: What do you need 2500 caps for!?
Cait: An…escape room.
Preston: [suspicious] What escape room is that expensive?
Now THAT’S the kind of Avatar content I’m talking about!!!!!
Sackboy (they/them): can I have your pronouns?
Ratchet (he/him): he/him
Sackboy (he/him): thank you
Ratchet (/): …. Wait
Twelve: I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT
Me: I’m calling Clara
Twelve: nO WAIT—
Jaune: What’s your ideal type?
Pyrrha: blue eyes, blonde hair, oblivious, and kind.
Jaune: wow, sounds kinda like me. too bad we’re just friends :(
Pyrrha: Did I mention oblivious?
Shiho: Yesterday I overheard Kudou-kun saying ‘are you sure this is a good idea’ and Kuroba-kun replying 'trust me’ and I have never moved so quickly from one room to another in my life.
Paul: Tommy said he did a double take of me when he first met me but I’ve also seen him do a double take of a free pile of dirt.
Ace: Wait, FREE dirt?
Peter: Where was the free dirt, do you think it’s still there?
MacCready: Is it…alright if I swear?
Piper: Sure, I don’t care.
MacCready: I’m nervous.
[ordering cake over the phone]
“And what would you like the cake to say?”
Emmet: [covers phone to ask Lucy]
Emmet: Do we want a talking cake?
Kuon: *sipping apple juice out of a champagne glass and looking dramatically off into the distance*
Kuon: I’ve had it.
Rainbow Steve: Ah, yes, baguettes, the snakes of bread. We’ll take two of your freshest yeasty eels, good sir!
Sabre, behind a bakery counter:
[Rainbow Steve explodes, restarting the time loop.]