Peter: Buy 365 near-identical, solid color shirts that range through the entire color spectrum in a loop. It will appear as though you wear the same color shirt every day, but in photos from previous months you’ll be wearing a completely different shirt.
Harley: you son of a bitch I’M SO IN!
Peter: hey here’s a fun fact: butter, milk, ice cream and cheese all come to us from the same animal. I can’t remember which animal right now, but I know for sure it’s the same one.
Harley: I’ll give you a hint: it moos.
Peter: thanks yeah it’s a moose.
Peter: a new thing I’m trying when my brain is being a real asshole is reminding it that I have it caged inside my skeleton and therefore it is a prisoner.
Harley: This balance of power is only sustainable as long as the brain and the skeleton are not United in interests.
*BLACK FRIDAY SALE*
Hi everyone! It’s been a while since these are in stock and i would love them to get loving homes 🥰 all these keychains are now 5 USD and will be available to apply the 60% off discount with code “BLACKFRIDAY” !
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