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  • incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes
    14.05.2021 - 6 hours ago

    “I'm both respecting your privacy by knocking, but asserting my authority as your father by coming in anyway!”

    — Splinter, entering his sons’ rooms

    #incorrect tmnt quotes #source: the fairly oddparents #tmnt 2012#tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #master splinter
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  • moon-ness
    14.05.2021 - 8 hours ago

    my whole entire life is just me collecting little trinkets and tucking them into my heart pocket

    #sometimes they splinter and I can feel them poke through the pocket
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  • chaoticgoodness-gracious
    14.05.2021 - 10 hours ago

    Oh my god I’m so stupid.

    If we wanted to know splinters age I wouldn’t have to all this stupid calculating lmao

    Here- most likely spent the bulk of his 20’s in the 80’s as Lou jitsu.

    80-20= 60’s. Born in the 60’s

    Rise takes place in 2018

    That’s almost 60 years.

    It’s safe to say splinter is in his mid-late 50’s

    #like I had already guessed he was around this old but I was doing a ton of other junk to justify it lmao #anyway#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt splinter#Lou jitsu #there’s still wiggle room depending on the birth year exactly but like. he’s defo over 50 #why did it take me so long #babs babbles #this might be common knowledge already who cares
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  • fanfic-inator795
    14.05.2021 - 16 hours ago
    #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #my writing#fanfiction#splinter tmnt#raphael tmnt#leonardo tmnt#michelangelo tmnt#donatello tmnt#april o'neil#OCs #this fic is fairly self-indulgent so I wasn't expecting it to get a ton of comments and stuff #but it's still sort of a bummer that I'm not really getting them so #yeah if you can. please leave a comment. Much appreciated!
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  • descendantofthesparrow
    14.05.2021 - 23 hours ago

    just remembered im going to the doctors tomorrow for the first time in I don't even remember years

    #lowkey scared #i legit havent been in YEARS #like the last time i went wasnt even for MY appointment #it was my brothers #i know im overweight #im 220 #mostly my dad wants to see if im at risk of possibly being type 2 diabetic #so im probably gonna have to get blood work #dont wanna do that #I LEGIT HAVENT BEEN TO THE DOCTERS IN YEARS #AND MY DAD WONT EVEN GET TO GO WITH ME #wait the last time i went to the doctor was to get a fukin splinter outta my foot #and that hurt like a bish #anyway becuase of covid my dad probably wont get to be with me in the room during everything and i want him with me #i wont know how to answer a single question when i go
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  • nvrpayfullprice
    13.05.2021 - 1 day ago

    my brain: tmnt 2007 danganronpa au

    me: ok

    brain: but they're remnants of despair

    me: OOF

    #🗑️turtle trash🗑️ // ooc #mobile. #i'll be on in a minute #but christ brain #i imagine leos either izuru or this all happens when hes out in the jungle #and he comes back to find out splinters dead and his brothers and april all went insane #raph would have a similar role to fuyuhiko and go out murdering ppl with cleo by his side #she'd be peko ofc #jumping into danger to protect him and murdering anyone who gets in their way #mikey would be similar to ibuki and hiyoko and use his entertainment to bring despair #donnie ofc has a kazuichi type role and builds machines for despair #april finds lost artifacts ; shows them to the public #and destroys them in front of the world #splinter was murdered to be the catalyst for their brainwashing #casey would be the only one who escapes and has to inform leo -- if hes not brainwashed already #BUT YEAH
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  • sparklesandsparkles
    12.05.2021 - 2 days ago

    I see men’s hands on screen and they’re so strong so wrought marblesque from sweat and muscle and I’m so outraged they’re not in me right here right now i hate quarantine

    wheres my michelangelo’s muse where is he where’s my bernini’s inspirateur WHERE

    #;boudoir blasphemy #the men are out there with biceps that could crush a watermelon and splinter dragon skulls i will be kindly passing away
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  • chaoticgoodness-gracious
    12.05.2021 - 2 days ago

    Some RKtVS pen doodles that were lost to the void of the graduation gown slip turn in box 🙏🏼 you will b missed

    Also I realized none of y’all have seen Big Mama in this au yet, so here she is. Nothing much has changed about her besides her hair style really, I still need to get used to drawing her tho

    #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rktvs#rktvs au #radio killed the video star au #radio killed the video star #rottmnt au#Lou jitsu#splinter#tang shen#big mama#doodles#Babs babbles
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  • mockingmoth
    12.05.2021 - 2 days ago

    A reference for my character: Jack! Sweet little witch baby. I made this for an OCT. Splinter City over on twitter U

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  • plutos-pocket-universe
    12.05.2021 - 2 days ago

    the funniest scene from tmnt so far (i'm rewatching) is april asking splinter for a weapon, him saying "the greatest weapon for a kunoichi is her mind", her replying "when was the last time you saw someone hit someone over the head with their mind?" and he just goes

    "...yeah fair enough let's get you a weapon."

    #i forgot how much i missed this show #tmnt 2k12#tmnt#tmnt 2012 #teenage mutant ninja turtles #master splinter#april o'neil
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  • drjoshfoxartz
    12.05.2021 - 2 days ago

    TMNT redesigns I've been doodling in between comms because hyperfixation

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  • sparrowsabre7
    12.05.2021 - 2 days ago

    So I bought an old copy of Splinter of the Mind's Eye for my birthday and... well quick backstory: SOTME was commissioned by Lucas shortly before the release of SW when he thought it was going to tank. The idea being that a novel sequel would be proof of concept to make a small budget film version further down the line and thus he asked Alan Dean Foster to only include a handful of characters to cut down on actors (Han Solo is noticeably absent) and also limited scenes like space battles that would requore expensive special effects.

    Naturally SW was a hit and thus Empire is almost entorely unrelated in plot or story, but as a poece of SW history and first official sequel it's an interesting artifact.

    All that said to explain this: a lot of the writing style and terms have not yet had to be confined to a SW house style which means there's some distinctly non-Star Wars phrasing or terms that end up changed later namely:

    "Ventral manipulators" instead of arms (or servos) for droids.

    And also, 3PO absolutely losing his mind at the idea of a planet without lube.

    #splinter of the mind's eye #star wars#books
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  • nostalgiaruinedme
    12.05.2021 - 3 days ago

    One of the greatest lost opportunities in 2012 (in my opinion) had a lot to do with Shredder and Splinter and their relationship. 

    The writers established it was sad that they were fighting because they were brothers but never really.... explained it, or actually made it emotional. They pretty much just had scenes like in the finale when Leo literally shouted “He was your brother, Saki!”, or when human Splinter told Saki he was always there for him as kids, but never actually gave examples of how that was true.

    Think about Raph and Leo: When they really really fought, it hurt. Why? Because we were shown moments when they got along. We were shown how much they loved each other and we were shown how much it pained them when they fought. It really drove in the brother vs brother point home.

    But Saki and Yoshi? We never got that. Even the Tale of the Yokai episode picked up when they were already fighting and upset with each other. We never got to see their relationship before Tang Shen came into the picture or before Saki discovered his actual heritage. We never saw them getting along and truly being brothers and that just... was a huge lost opportunity. Shredder betraying and killing Splinter would have been so much more impactful if we actually saw them as the caring, loving brothers the show pretty much just has to literally state they used to be. 

    Anyways, I just realized this boils down to a classic case of “show, don’t tell” and the writers not doing that. It makes me sad. The story would’ve been that much more impactful if they did a time travel episode before tale of the yokai where they went back and saw Yoshi and Saki at ages 5, or 10, and then 15... and just saw them when they got along. Or even if Splinter just told one or two stories about their childhood, and actually made it seemed like he missed him or something. Idk. I just really really really wish they had something. 

    #tmnt#tmnt 2012 #meg rants a lot #teenage mutant ninja turtles #teenage mutant ninja turtles 2012 #tmnt splinter#tmnt shredder#hamato yoshi#oroku saki
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  • grimroninreviews
    11.05.2021 - 3 days ago

    darko review:

    1. splinter cell (9/10)

    2. fiend dream (9/10)

    3. donna (10/10)

    4. pretenders w/ hollow prophet (10/10)

    5. praise the sun (8/10)

    6. the last of us (6/10)

    7. daniel w/ spiritbox & shadow of intent (10/10)

    8. mars attacks (9/10)

    9. pale tongue (9/10)

    10. insects (9/10)

    11. if this is forever (6/10)

    12. darko w/ molotov solution (10/10)

    overall: 9/10

    an amazing debut from darko, excited for the future. this is broooootal

    if you like: dealer, defamed, distant, reflections, left to suffer, to the grave,

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  • la-li-lu-le-lol
    11.05.2021 - 3 days ago

    I love the idea of otacon introducing snake to Splinter Cell as like, a semi-joke, and at first Snake is real leery and makes fun of it but then he starts to get super into it and refuses to stop playing for hours, and always tries to get perfect stealth.

    Snake (absentmindedly because he's super focused on making Sam scale an elevator shaft): Grim's cute. She reminds me of you.

    (Poor Otacon in the background almost spits out his soda at that specific choice of words, but he's in another room so Snake can't see, lol.)

    Otacon, pressing his cold soda can to his red face to try to stop blushing: How, besides the obvious? She's closer to you in personality than she is me!

    Snake just makes an "I don't know" sound while still super focused on playing, unaware of the near death he has just caused.

    #otasune #admin is also a huge splinter cell fan because boy howdy is that some good stealth gameplay. #it has so many things I want in my fake imaginary future metal gear games that will never exist 😔 #like a light level mechanic. even the way its used in sc1 is sooo fuckinggg coooolllll
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  • prowlthenight
    11.05.2021 - 4 days ago

    cleo holds a deep, harboring hatred for splinter and how he treats the boys (especially raph, yknow, her literal fp)

    but like all her other negative emotions, she buries it deep down

    and hyde or warleader usually drag them back out

    #brought up as a southern belle ; i turned into the queen of hell / cleo / about #splinter slander hours
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  • nightwatchr
    11.05.2021 - 4 days ago

    Is it being mad at your shitty dad hours?

    Yes. Yes it is.

    #ᵃⁿᵍᵉʳ ᶜˡᵒᵘᵈˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐⁱⁿᵈ ; ᵗᵘʳⁿᵉᵈ ⁱⁿʷᵃʳᵈ ⁱᵗ ⁱˢ ᵃⁿ ᵘⁿᶜᵒⁿqᵘᵉʳᵃᵇˡᵉ ᵉⁿᵉᵐʸ / ic #v / ᵗᵒᵐᵒʳʳᵒʷ ᵗʰᵉʸ'ˡˡ ᵇᵉ ᵐᵒʳᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵘˢ ᵗᵉˡˡⁱⁿᵍ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵗᵒʳʸ ᵒᶠ ᵗᵒⁿⁱᵍʰᵗ / 2007 #half projecting half not #anyways fuck splinter for neglecting raph (and donnie and mikey) in favor of leo #he doesnt even TALK to mikey in the movie except once at the end of the movie #when yknow mikey asks him if hes ok #he lectures donnie and thats the only interaction they have #AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON THE DOJO SCENE OH MY FUCKING GOD #anyways i hate splinter a lot #as a character? i like him #as a dad? absolutely fucking not
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  • nvrpayfullprice
    11.05.2021 - 4 days ago

    ok but splinter was an absolutely terrible father for sending four 15 year olds (and in certain verses, two 16 year olds too) to fight a known murderer (possibly serial killer depending on verse too) because of a petty rivalry between two adult men (who was, and, once again, in certain verses, WAS him) and neglecting raph, donnie, and mikey in favor of leo (2007, 2012 - he neglects them all in rise) and literally beating them in some verses (2012) and hardly ever fighting by their side, when he even does (every verse -- 07 splinter gets leeway bc he did fight them in the big fight, which was the only one he knew went on)

    #🗑️turtle trash🗑️ // ooc #abuse // #this is a splinter hate blog #fuck splinter me and the homies hate splinter #jk i do like him as a character but CHRIST #rise splinter was just a pos overall #literally just fuck him #DRAXOM was a better dad and he tried to kill them #but at least he actually acknowledged them and even got close to mikey
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