brb just sobbing watching Star Trek TNG
brb just sobbing watching Star Trek TNG
TNG is making me fantasize about being with a crew of quirky explorers where the universe is a grand place to seek adventure and truth, and after a mission completed we spend the day in a cozy ship with all the futuristic creature comforts I need
‘achumanga ta’‘a’ tenwal HutDIch.
jItlhIjqu’, wejwen De’ chu’ vorgh vIngeHmo’. jIghan, ‘ampaSDaq jIHaDmo’ ‘ej Hoch jInmolwIj vIghaqlaHbe’. nom tenwal veb vImugh ‘e’ vItul!
wejwen tenwalvam vIruchmo’, DaH Hoch mu’mey chu’ mem vInoblaHbe’ ‘ach reH choghellaHba’!
a while ago i saw someone had a google drive with a ton of star trek clips. does that still exist? if so can someone please link 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
Star Trek 5 is a baffeling movie for a lot of reasons.Not the worst Star Trek movie but the worst one starring the TOS crew . Now the TOS films for the most part tell a coherent story…..But 5 has nothing to do with said story (Neither does the Motion Picture but that at least sets up the characters for a new audience ),heck the 6th film ignores it andgoesright back to the story they were telling .Now I dont hate the Final Frontier ,there is actuallly quite a bit I like about it :Deforest Kellley gives possiblly his best performance as Bones ,Laurin Luckinbill does a fantastic job as Spocks brother Sybock,I reallly likethe moment when the Human,Romulan and Klingon ambassadors see Sha Ka Ri and each calls it a holy place from their culture ,and of course the immortal line “What does God need with a Starship”……Which leads to the big problem :Lofty goals and incompetence .See the film is about the search for God but instead finding something else .First of all it’s an interesting concept done poorly ,not reallly delved into beyond the surfacelevel and all it amounts to is Kirk being chased by a flying Santa Claus head that goes “OOOOOOOOOOOOO”.Also the film is both an exploration of the spirtual……And a slapstick comedy ……These things dont mesh .Not to mention little moments of stupidity like the dancing naked Uhura to distract the bad guys (Gonna steal Linkaras point ,cause it’s a good point ,What if those guys were gay or from an all male species ,was plan B to have Spock dance naked ,or to add to it ,what if they were asexual ? Why was Kirks first plan “Have someone dance naked).Reallly the biggest issue is while Nimoy when he directed got why People liked Trek …..Shatner understood his characte rand litterally nothing else ,as a large portion of the film is to have the crew turn against Kirk and Kirk be the lone hero……Which makes absolutely no sense if you have seent he previous movies…..Or the fucking show .One of the movies is literally about the unbreakable bond the crew have ,they are practicallly a family .Also David Warner is in the movie on a technicality .H e does nothing except hook upwith a Romulan I think
Yeah I dont knowwhy I’m ranting ,I havent watched it recently or anything,I just started thinking about how bonkers this movie is
I haven’t actually watched that far yet but I’ve seen like multiple gifsets of the Kahn’s Thick Thick Chest scene and I just think it’s great that Tendi appreciates men’s tits. Good for her <3
Happy Birthday Bryce!
I hope she has a amazing day.
school’s been hectic lately i’m sorry for not posting lol
Sketchy pretty Garak
The Floor Is Lava
Chekov: ZEE FLOOR IS LAVA!
Chekov: *sits on top the back of his chair, his feet on the seat*
Scotty and Kirk: *leap onto the Captain’s chair*
Jaylah: *jumps onto one of the control panels, crouching on the edge like a gargoyle*
Uhura: *calmly tucks her legs under her and continues working*
Bones: *sighs and sits on the edge of the control panel, his feet barely dangling off the ground*
Sulu: *simply lifts his feet*
Spock: *as Keenser climbs him like a tree* Captain, we need to discuss your maturity.
Kirk: Bold words for a man standing in lava.
#WeAreAdultsISwear #GottaPassTheTimeSomehow #TheOnlyReasonBonesJoinedInWasSoKirkWouldntBugHim #KeenserEndedUpOnSpocksShoulder #LikeAPirateAndHisParrot #StarfleetsFinest
*power goes out*
Bones: Dammit, it’s dark.
Chekov: Don’t worry Meester Bones I’ve got zees.
Chekov: *stomps feet*
*sketchers light up*
Awkward conversations with your
space husband co-worker
Bones: *to Spock* Can you not stand so close? You’re making me claustrophobic.
Jaylah: What’s claustrophobic?
Kirk: *smirking* It means he’s afraid of Santa Claus.
Bones: NO IT DOES N-
Jaylah: HO HO HO!
Chekov: *near tears* STOP IT YOU’RE SCARING HIM!
#PavelYouKnowBetterThanThis #KirkYouLittleShit #TiredOfKirksShit #StarfleetsFinest
The Shore Leave Incident 2
Bones: You’re very sick, Jim. Your temperature is 104.
Kirk: If I was sick, could I do this?
Kirk: *stares at Bones*
Bones: … What are you doing?
Kirk: Cartwheels. Am I not doing them?
#SickKirkIsFunnyAF #ThatsWhatYouGetForTouchingUnknownPlants #AlwaysConsultSuluBeforeTouchingUnknownPlants #BonesIsVeryStressed #GiveBonesABreak #TheShoreLeaveIncident
The Shore Leave Incident 1
Officer: Tell me your names.
Chekov: Don’t tell him anything, Meester Scott!
Officer: *writes down Mr Scott*
Scotty: Chekov, you idiot!
Officer: *writes down Chekov*
#CantBelieveTheyActuallyGotArrested #ButOutOfEveryoneTheyAreTheMostLikely #ICanPracticallySeeBonesBloodPressureRising #BonesIsVeryStressed #StarfleetsFinest #TheShoreLeaveIncident
Shore Leave Safety Brief
Kirk: Alright everyone listen up! Shore leave safety brief!
Bones: Yes thank you, Jim, I’ll take it from here because this applies to you too.
Bones: Don’t add to the population *pointed glare at Kirk*
Bones: Don’t subtract from the population. Stay out of the hospital, the newspaper and jail *pointed glare at Scotty*
Bones: But if – and please don’t – you do end up in jail–
Jaylah: Establish dominance quickly!
*Everyone nodding in agreement and dispersing*
Bones: No! That’s not… Get back here!
#PoorBones #GiveBonesABreak #BonesIsVeryTired #TheCrewShareASingleBraincell #ItsBonesTurnToday #StarfleetsFinest