up @ 8:21 am
Every single dog is the best dog in the world 😭
its days like this when I just really want to fucking kill myself
the man who’s running around town, having past me in my car at mcdonalds at least 3 times
me, still drunk, at mcdonalds for hash browns and mcgriddles
Got asked for a selfie. When I saw it I couldn’t help but post this because you just know she regretted asking for that instantly 😅
I have lived my life being in a hurry to die and it’s so nice to finally be in a hurry to live.
hello. Tiny Dancer is no longer on :(
EMETO Warning, V-warning
Hann/ibal is very particular about what he puts in his body, of course. But if you’re on the run for serial murder, you can’t cook very often (if at all), and you probably can’t be seen eating out all the time either. So, stuck eating convenient food while roadtripping on the downlow, getting sick from the unusual exposure to preservatives and food that isn’t the freshest ever…….
Bonus points if Will is with him or finds him or is a port in the storm. Bonus bonus points for Hanni/bal having some kind of complex about vomiting because it requires him to lose control over his body. Extra many bonus points if he loses it somewhere semi-public, like having to stop the car.
FRICK I have emetophobia but I am also such a h/c whore that I don’t even care. I will read it and freak myself out all I want if it’s good. EXCEPT I probably have to write this myself if I wanna see it aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgghh
Fuckin feelz man fuck u up too much I wanna be a fuckin feelingless rock damn I’m so back n forth
And my husband is mad at me because I’m an oversharer and a whore.
Allow me to never get as drunk as I did last night when I work in 2 and a half hours. I am a half hour from home, don’t have my car, don’t have anything for work. Made out with a lot of chicks last night and ended up waking up in one of their beds this morning. Now I’m just sitting here awkwardly waiting for her to wake the heck up so I can tell this person to take me back to my car………..
Can’t I wait for the fucking weekend before I try to live my best life!?? Fucking A man!!!!!