#stupid Tumblr posts

  • sunflowers-and-frogs
    20.06.2021 - 8 minutes ago

    it's just. the tumblr Etiquette™ rules stress me out so much. picrew icons are cringe and also not and i shouldn't be inactive i shouldn't post too much. tagging regular posts with fandom stuff is cringe and bad but if i dont reblog 25 fandom posts every day my cool mutuals will leave me and i will comment on art but i also cannot act too familiar with artists because that'll weird them out. everyone has their names in their bio but i have to jump through hoops to be on a first name basis with anyone and my posts blow up and my posts get 3 notes. i know only 5% of this is actually true but brain goblin disagrees

    #i also feel the need to apologize for making this post itself. #bo burnham was right huh.. #im not gonna apologise. this is how i feel and i need someone to know #if my posts are annoying just unfollow tbh no one will mind that #constantly worried about this. it's stupid
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  • drowzeeking
    20.06.2021 - 8 minutes ago

    Happy Father's Day!

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  • stupidlittledoodles
    20.06.2021 - 9 minutes ago

    I felt like doodling a cat

    #artists on tumblr #digital art#doodle #stupid little doodles #cartoon#web comics #cat in a box #shame cat#cat art#catlife#cute
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  • eyehorroranarcho
    20.06.2021 - 10 minutes ago

    a customer: any father's day plans after you clock out today? :)

    me, forgetting to filter the words coming out of my fucking mouth in front of a complete stranger: oh no mines dead

    me, now panicking seeing the horrified look on this poor middle aged woman's face: oh no it's fine! he left before i was even born ahaha i don't even know him so it's no big deal!

    this dear sweet woman: ...take care young man

    #i am STUPID #didnt even fucking clock it until her face and realized im STUPID #im gonna tag a bunch of shit now in case ppl have things blocked #death mention#dad#parent death #? #idk anything else lemme kno
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  • simccl
    20.06.2021 - 12 minutes ago

    me when i lie

    #hey girl #we've been lying to leo's bf about our system since we found out about it #no idea how to tell him about it #bo has a stupid ass plan #help
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  • candibal
    20.06.2021 - 13 minutes ago

    fr i love talking to my brother but we can talk for so long we never see each other much these days he is living with his girlfriend and working and i understand but sometimes i miss him he is like a best friend

    #man i just want to go to goodwill with him and just looking and laugh at everything for no reason #get us in a room and we'll create stupid scenarios unprompted
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  • dykescooby
    20.06.2021 - 14 minutes ago

    yes fandom can be really annoying but if it makes you hate something you previously liked that’s probably a sign that you’re also too terminally online

    #txt#* #like first of all learn to enjoy things without other people's input #2nd of all like if you're legit made about stupid fandom stuff seriously go touch grass #okay to reblog
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  • lightspren
    20.06.2021 - 15 minutes ago

    googled “quick cheap dinner ideas” to get inspiration or something for what to eat tonight

    one item on this list is “lobster shrimp cakes”

    🤨

    #I'm always reminded when i make these kind of searches just how out of touch somepoeple are #kit talks food #kit being stupid
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  • splintergirl13
    20.06.2021 - 16 minutes ago

    The king of the aether wanted revenge on the moral who dare take his monster away from him. So the god ordered his subjects to carry forth 'justice'.

    When the aether guards attacked, the mortal's family was stolen from him.

    All that remained from the battle was his beloved's tattered green cloak, and his sister's armor and dual swords; torn off of the two as they struggled to protect him.

    Now, the mortal is on a mission to save his family. 

    And he's willing to do anything to get them back.

    #minecraft#mineblr#minecraft steve#herosteve#aether portal#au #this is kinda an au to my main fic #fluff pining and stupidity #a story beat I could explore if I ran out of ideas or got bored #an older steve getting ready to throw hands with gods #this is steve in all the pictures #its confusing because usually brine is the one wearing the green cloak and i draw them almost the same lol #but as described above herobrine and alex have been taken #steve is wearing herobrine's green cloak which got torn in the fight so now is more of a scarf #and alex's armor and swords which were torn off of her so she couldn't fight back during the attack #to clarify for those who havent read my fic #alex is not really steve's sister by blood but she raised him like she was his big sister #also brine is steve's beloved because my main fic is herosteve <3 #hope yall enjoy i had fun with these! #:)
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  • possiblytracker
    20.06.2021 - 18 minutes ago
    #PIP IS A TWINK CONFIRMED.. #they definitely have the 'stupid' part of himbo down at least tho. i love them so much. #hE'S JUST SURROUNDED BY GIANT LADIES
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  • space-gayzer
    20.06.2021 - 18 minutes ago

    Not my grandpa calling my medication dope.. 👁👁...

    #like huh?? #and he called it the drug definition not that 'oh thate dope!' #its Litteraly prescribed by a docter.. how is it illegal???? #please i literally smoke weed and do shrooms. THIS IS THE TIME YOU SAY I DO DOPE #shut up cori #men are so stupid but i cant say anything cause its fathers day🙄 #i just wanna sleep
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  • the-person-of-the-screen
    20.06.2021 - 19 minutes ago

    Oh witch... my friend has died.... could you bring him back...

    Hmm... oh! I know just what to do! grabs a jar Breathe into this

    ...ok.

    This will be a great addition to my collection! Never know when you're gonna run out of air so I started collecting it :D

    #deathmention #this is stupid but I love this post #work of art #:D
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  • rossest
    20.06.2021 - 21 minutes ago
    #midler: no i just wanna talk with them its fine #cut to her bullying them #literally will lock them in lockers LOL who tf do they think they r #stupid i aint gonna let you get the CHANCE #anyways................cares her sibling softly #but in a cool way #i love miki sm god #prodiigiosum #¸  .☆ *   /    :     YOU    SHOULD    (   PROBABLY   )    PREPARE    YOURSELF    ! #¸  .☆ *   /    :     LOVEMAIL‚   YOU    ADORE    ME     ! #long post tw
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  • teeeentitaaans
    20.06.2021 - 22 minutes ago
    #i sincerely hope dc lets the fans pick his name and not a writer that hates him #but im scared fans will also pick something stupid like 'Tropic Thunder:
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  • justranting6394
    20.06.2021 - 26 minutes ago

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    #you know someones toxic as fuck when you just cross your fingers that their stupidity will kill them everyday
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  • rlp3130
    20.06.2021 - 27 minutes ago

    Traffic deaths jump for Black Americans who couldn't afford to stay home during Covid

    By Matt McFarland, CNN Business

    Updated 9:23 AM ET, Sun June 20, 2021

    Its very hard to stay at home especially when you have a open warrant its even more expensive having to pull over after being busted for violent crime....

    #stupid democrats #democrat ran shit holes #joe & the hoe #blm murders
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  • mechahero
    20.06.2021 - 28 minutes ago

    Lambda rn: sweating in hero

    #//I FORGOT ABOUT THE BATMAN THING DHSJFJDFM #//IT WAS SO STUPID JDFNDKFKLDL #//listen #//at least lambda has an actual excuse to not go down on anyone #//he doesnt have a bf #//thats an excuse right? #just peeking! {dash commentary} #smells like vanilla coke {crack}
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  • ghost-grantaire
    20.06.2021 - 30 minutes ago

    I’m genuinely sorry to keep making personal posts but I don’t have anyone to talk to right now and I just need to say how discouraging and frustrating it is to finally start making plans and ignoring the part of my mind that really wants to just cancel and stay home or go on a walk or cook with my mom and then I go and I spend the whole night trying to catch up with everyone’s lives and. Nobody asks me anything about my life. I just got into graduate school and I’m taking a trip to Belize and I’m applying for internships and I was really ready to talk about some of it (because I hate talking about my life so I’d made a point to prepare for it) and then nobody asked me anything. I asked about their vacations and their moving plans and graduation and their siblings and I didn’t get anything back. And then I get embarrassed in front of everyone and it’s just like. It’s so difficult for me to make plans right now coming out of the pandemic and I made a point to do it and it’s just so disappointing. I wish I’d saved that energy for other people. I don’t want to forgive the person blindly but I don’t want to not forgive them and then have it turn into a whole thing that wastes more energy. I just don’t want to hang out anymore. Like no part of me wants it. I’ve felt happy recently and I’m proud of myself and my accomplishments and then I’m like “why am I acting like I’m still in college and I have to put up with this shit.” I don’t have to anymore.

    #out of 11 people literally only two people ever congratulated me on graduate school and asked me about it #2. #like not last night nobody mentioned it last night but I mean back in March when I found out #and I don’t know why I listened to all their stupid inside jokes and unexplained references to things and tried to fit in #I wasn’t totally on my game last night and didnt make many funny jokes or interesting relevant anecdotes #but I shouldn’t have to be amazing at social settings every single time just to feel wanted #like I wish I hadn’t gone #I spent so long getting ready and looking cute and I spent stupid fucking money I shouldn’t have spent #I mean what happens when you just. stop liking people.
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  • frumfrumfroo
    20.06.2021 - 30 minutes ago
    #don't mind me I'm just still astonished at the abject stupidity of our brand overlords #I feel like we've all learnt this lesson over and over again and yet they never learn #reylo is a Proper Romance Genre pairing #not a Blockbuster Reward Suplot pairing #we don't need to commandeer a more dynamic platonic relationship because the romance is in no way perfunctory- it's the heart of the drama #it's dynamic and powerful and from the female perspective (HE is the object of desire not her) #there's no other relationship in the st which can begin to compete with it for interest or impact #and that's why #like I said this for years like a broken record and I can't believe how often it needed to be said #B&tB and/or redemptive love across a seemingly unbridgeable divide is a DEATHLESS GOLD STANDARD TROPE #people LOVE that shit #themarysue can write thinkpieces until the heat death of the universe #this fairy tale shit is deep storytelling magic from the dawn of time and we're going to keep responding to it #which is exactly why children are so upset by tros- the obvious brokenness of the story is readily apparent to them #subconsciously everyone is aware it's wrong
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  • littlesparklight
    20.06.2021 - 37 minutes ago
    #greek mythology#zeus #and he definitely fucking knows the names of all of his children #like first of all #he's a god why wouldn't he have the memory for that #second of all he does care that fucking minimum amount #yes I'm a little cranky about those stupid jokes #where zeus doesn't know his kids' names
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