should i start posting my own pics here?
Resumen de mi primera clase virtual XD
“Screw you into the deepest part of hell and back to heaven!”
“What did I even do to you?”
now that it’s finally April, it should only be a matter of hours before the Cthulu’s health bar appears in the sky
I couldn’t sleep last night so here’s another gross joke translation;
The man is doing cunnilingus.
Suddenly, he tastes horse’s sperm in his mouth.
- Oh. That’s how this old lady died! - he thinks
Делает мужик куннилингус. Вдруг начинает чувствовать на языке вкус конской спермы.
- Так вот, как ты, старушка, умерла! - думает он
Dionysus : Loki, why do you flirt with everything that looks your way?
Loki : Because I was horribly suppressed as a child and dont know how to interact with anyone outside of showing them with compliments in Hope’s that they become and remain my friend because I’m afried of being alone and that ends up translating into me trying to sleep with everyone so they remain interesed in me and dont leave….
Dionysus : Oh… O.o
animal crossing players when their villagers don’t fit the aesthetic
Me : I better set my alarm so I don’t over sleep.
: 7:00am ? Too early.
: 7:15 ? Too late.
: 7: 10 ? That’s it that’s the perfect time to wake up, get enough sleep to function and leave on time.
I felt that in my soul…
If a tree falls in the Woods, was it pretty?
How many “straight” roommates are gonna end up sucking each other’s dicks by the end of quarantine? I’m taking bets, $100 minimum buy in, just message me Queerantine: (number of days they last) and (number of times) and then the amount your betting. Don’t ask me how I’m collecting the data just know it’s accurate. Also I’m going by Broke Back Mountain rules, yes it counts if you were drunk and no, “no homo” doesn’t erase it. Betting ends when my rent is due.
Loki : This goes against my moral compass
Dionysus : Your moral compass is a fucking roulette wheel, Loki
Hermes : Happy mother’s day, Loki
Loki : Please shut the fuck up.
Dionysus : 😶*chokes*😂
Dionysus : To kill a vampire, you have to stab them through the heart with a wooden stake.
Loki : As an expert on stabbing, I have to say that would kill just about anyone.
Loki : Shapeshifting is the best super power because you can have any haircut any time you want, you can turn into a hotter version of yourself, you can turn into a dragon, you can turn into a robot, you can turn into a shambling mound of abstract shapes and sulk outside your estranged father’s house at night while chanting ominously about his sins
Dionysus : That took a weird turn, but I’m still on board.