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Chuuya, snapping: FUCK YOU DAZAI!

Dazai: fuck me?

Dazai:

Dazai: you already did—

While investigating the abandoned mansion of a high-ranking politician and slave trader, one of the party members discovers a wanted poster in a drawer - depicting one of the party members, an elven rogue who had claimed to be a merchant up until this point. She is accused of murder, piracy, and other things.

Human rogue: “Why are you on this wanted poster?”

Elven rogue: “What? I mean, she’s gorgeous, but that’s not me!”

Human rogue: “But there’s your name on the poster… beneath your picture.”

Elven rogue: “No, that’s not my name!”

For some reason literally everyone rolled so badly on their insight checks and she rolled so well in deception that they believed her. Her warrior companion ended up giving them away though, because he’s not a good liar at all.

Don’t look down challenge?

my gender is shut up kiss me hold me tiiiight

Found this terrifying Hello Kitty in a Christian thrift store!

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I had to do a stand-up comedy routine as my senior acting recital at Juilliard and when I got onstage I was Joaquin Phoenix, covered in blood. I watched as the auditorium slowly emptied out, as people were extremely uncomfortable with my performance.

I dunno why but i thought of u (found thru user fictional cat here on tbrl)

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i can see why you thought of me sjsjsjjs,,,, poor ushijima,,,, tendou influences him too much :’)

Me: there is only one thing worse than losing…

Me: *pulls down paper to reveal “Scout” under “losing”* BOOM.

Riley: Scout!

Me: No-

Kurogiri: What exactly was your end game here?

Toga: [aggressively making out with a frightened but excited Deku]

Shigaraki: Honestly? I was assuming one would just kill the other.

i saw somewhere the prompt you & @puppypeter wrote about little!tony and here he is!!!! 🌸🌸

e from light ships a 13 year old and a 10 year old. they ship kids. and they’re in university. stop it. 10 year olds barely know how to do long division, why would they be in relationships???? hmm??? they just seem kinda sus, idk.

with my eyes already drooping in his arms, i simply thought he had sat down with me, so i wrapped my arms around his neck and press a soft kiss to ‘wooyoung’s’ lips, nuzzling close. - 💫

hongjoong giggles, “wrong boyfriend.”