Algo un poco sexy 😏💜🧡🌌
Algo un poco sexy 😏💜🧡🌌
I made them tiny :D
Sun: I hear it’s possible to hold the entire world in one’s hands.
Blake: What? That’s ridiculous.
Sun, cupping Blake’s cheeks: It’s true!
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Local monkey becomes aware of gender after leaving his mountain
“Why the fuck did I think it was a good idea to help you people?!” Macaque grumbled as he kicked a small rock that had fallen when the entrance of the cave he and Wukong were in had collapsed. “Helps me get what I want my ass, now I’m stuck in a fucking cave with this asshole.” He muttered loud enough for Wukong to hear. He waited a moment for the Monkey King to respond with an insult of his own.
There was no response, just the loud sound of a panicked heartbeat echoing in Macaque’s ears.
Macaque looked back at Wukong. He was frozen in place, eyes wide with panic, darting around as though he was watching for any sign of the cave collapsing more. “You good Peaches?”Wukong didn’t respond, eyes continuing to dart around. The cave shook slightly, Wukong flinched. “Peaches?” Wukong’s eyes snapped over to look at Macaque. “Are you... Scared?”
“No.” Wukong squeaked out. “Why would I be-“ the cave shook again, Macaque watched at Wukong crouched and covered his head with his arms, panicked. “I, I’m not-“
“I can hear your heartbeat Wukong.”
“I’m not sca-“
“Drop the act, your kid’s not here for you to fool.”
“I can’t believe the powerful Sun Wukong, the oh so heroic and too good for others Monkey King, is afraid of, what? A cave? The rocks falling? Getting hit in the head with a rock?” Macaque stopped, pausing only to realize, “Being trapped under a mountain.”
Macaque walked calmly over to Wukong. “Look, I know that you hate me Mac, but I really don’t need you to atta-“ Macaque gently pulled Wukong off the ground. “What’re you-“
“We’re getting out of here.” Macaque grumbled. “I’m not about to attack you if there’s no chance of you really fighting back. No point to it.”
Neptune: We both look very handsome tonight.
Sun: You know if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "so do you".
Neptune: I couldn't take that chance.
i don’t know why but i thought Rose’s dress would fit Tang for this au in a way 💛
Shows u my monkie kid headcanons
Mk: i gave him freckles, messy hair and a small scar
Red son: messy hair and fangs
Mei: sharper teeth, messy hair and green eyeliner
Macaque: big ol' scar monkey king gave it to him) and pointy ears
Monkey king: small scar like Mk (from lady bone demon)
Sun: You look good today bro, pro homo.
Neptune: Don't you mean no homo?
Sun: It's a new era, dude. Support the gays.
Ox Demon King is captured by Heaven’s troops.
Princess Iron Fan runs to her husband’s side. He may have abandoned her, but she still loves him deeply.
Heaven demands that Ox Demon King surrender the Banana Leaf Fan. Monkey King needs it to extinguish the fires around Flaming Mountain, and Tang Monk needs to continue the pilgrimage west to retrieve the holy sutras.
Ox Demon King has no choice but to comply with the orders from Heaven.
The disciples have the fan and leave to continue their pilgrimage.
Back at the village,Tang Monk and the old villager are overjoyed that the fires are out and Heaven has sent rain to restore the countryside.
Tang Monk offers praise and thanks to Buddha for the much-needed rain.
And so we come to the end of the tale of Princess Iron Fan.
But, wait! There’s more!
Astonishingly, Princess Iron Fan’s story accounts for only the first third of her self-titled film. Our pilgrims have still more adventures ahead of them!
So, tune in tomorrow when Monkey King, Pigsy, Sandy, and Tang Monk encounter--Madame Whte Bone!
Princess Iron Fan attacked Pigsy and Sandy then ran off. Sandy gives chase!
Pigsy has second thoughts.
Meanwhile, the battle in the sky between Monkey King and Ox Demon King has caught the attention of the authorities in Heaven. They order the apprehension of Ox Demon King.
Ox Demon King flees to avoid capture.
Sandy has caught up with Princess Iron Fan. She realizes she is no match for the monk and makes her escape.
At the same time Ox Demon King arrives on Earth, only to find his path blocked by Heaven’s forces.
Monkey King blocks his retreat!
Ox Demon King is now surrounded by the troops from Heaven. There’s no way to escape!
Ox Demon King has tricked Monkey King and tries to escape into the clouds. It takes more than that to get away from Monkey King!
Meanwhile, back on terra firma, Fox Spirit (Ox Demon King’s mistress) and Princess Iron Fan (his long-neglected wife) encounter each other in the forest while searching for him.
Needless to say (but I will anyway) neither woman is happy to see the other.
And as these things go, this dispute will only be resolved with bloodshed!
Princess Iron Fan finally has her revenge on the woman who stole her husband from her!
Sun looked at the names on the list, avoiding the names he recognized from Hecaball- that seemed an unfair advantage. So, he pointed to whatever other name he found interesting, which happened to be Steele ( @steeleokami )
“Mmmm..... That one. Yeah~. Hey, Steele! Be my partner? We’ll crush the competition!”
Pigsy congratulates Monkey King for getting the Banana Leaf Fan by tricking Ox Demon King and Princess Iron Fan.
But the trick is on Monkey King! Pigsy is really Ox Demon King in disguise!
Ox Demon King tries to blow Monkey King away, not knowing that Monkey King possesses the Wind Calming Pearl.
When all else fails, just fall back on good old violence!
Ox Demon King tries to run away, but Monkey King is fast on his tail.
Finally revealed as the false Ox Demon King, Monkey King turns the power of the Banana Leaf Fan against its owners.
Monkey King makes his escape. Princess Iron Fan demands everyone chase after him to retrieve the fan.
Monkey King makes his way to Flaming Mountain.
But, wait! Is that Pigsy sleeping on the side of the road?
It is indeed. Monkey King wakes the lazy piggy.
Pigsy is delighted to see Monkey King, whom he’s been waiting for. Monkey King chastises his younger brother for sleeping.
Monkey King proudly show Pigsy the Banana Leaf Fan that he stole from the Treasure Cave.
Wukong: *worried* MASTER WOKE UP!
Sanzang: Wukong, it's 2 AM, don't be so loud
Wukong: Oh sorry. The house is on fire.
Sanzang: THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE?!
Weiss: *walking around Vale, putting up posters*
Yang: Huh, has the Weiss Queen lost a pet or something?
Blake: I wasn't aware she even had a pet.
Yang: This needs checking out!
Bees: *walk up to the latest poster*
Yang: What gives, it's just a photo of Penny and Ruby? It's a cute photo, I'll give her that...
Blake: Read the text: "Have you seen these two dolts? They're not missing or anything, I just love them so much I have to share it with the world. Feel free to take a tag." ...
Yang: ... So, I guess she finally left the closet.
Blake: Feel free to take a tag. Who does she expect to-
Sun: Oh sweet! Free tags! Yoink! *takes one of the rip-off tags* Now I have one in every color! My collection is finally complete! *stuffs the tag in his pocket*
Neptune: *reads the text* ... NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! *collapses in despair*
from the modern sham marriage au....... probably not canon cuz realistically they'd just go sign a paper and get it done with (before, of course, they realise they have to keep up appearances and in panic throw a huge ass wedding party) but i couldn't resist the mental image. orphan with no friends vs orphan with an entire territory's worth of shady underlings
Two Ox Demon Kings face off in her bed chamber, but Princess Iron Fan has no idea whom is the real one.
Princess Iron Fan was certain for a moment, but no there’s just no telling who is who.
Finally the false Ox Demon King reveals himself to be Monkey King. And he has the Banana Leaf Fan, which makes Princess Iron Fan furious!