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SOKOVIA RISING is a literate, app-based Marvel/DC crossover RPG written by and created for longtime writers and passionate fans of Marvel and DC comics, movies, and media. Dozens of roles are open, so apply today—Sokovia needs you, heroes!
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things have changed since the avengers brought back half of the world; technically, tony stark and natasha romanoff are dead (…for now). wanda maximoff scarred the world with her chaos magic, loki laufeyson broke out the timelines into a billion little different branches. universes are colliding, our world is overrun by villains and vigilantes at each other’s throats, technology is evolving every passing day, and normal everyday humans are caught in the middle. what’s a hero to do?
THEY START BY REBUILDING.
Rude
Y/N: I don’t mean to be rude—
Batman: Yet, sadly, accidental rudeness occurs alarmingly often.
A concept: superheroes doing all kinds of science we usually can't because they're indestructible or whatever
"Sure thing Superman, we'll pay to rebuild Metropolis. But you're going to go to Pluto and take some surface samples Mr. I-Can-Breathe-In-Space"
anyway i finally stopped procrastinating on watching venom. i have now seen venom. VERY good movie
“The beginning is always today.” ― Mary Shelley
The Superhero Civil War divided families and the city of New York, but the ratification of the Sokovia Accords in 2020 has provided heroes with a new lease of life. Now, teams are self governing, with the Panel repurposed as a supervisory organization dedicated to protecting the rights and safety of enhanced individuals. Mutants have fought for and won a home for themselves on an island raised in the Hudson River and they call it Genosha. This is the age of heroes, and as the teams come back together, they prepare for their greatest threat yet… after all, sometimes the hardest part isn’t letting go of the past… it’s moving forward and beginning again.
Begin Again is an active and appless Marvel / DC crossover RP that accepts Original Characters! Click the source link to be taken to the main landing page of the RP!
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Superheroes Beyond the Comics Page Superman and Batman reading comics. ©DC Comics Superhero fiction is referred to as literature about superheroes and costumed crimefighters, although sometimes it is fiction from the supervillain perspective too. A superhero is a person with superpowers and advanced technology. Everyone is familiar with superheroes and their precursors, the mystery men of the…
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Marie: You better be. I’m calling the police.
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Marie: Nope.
One-Punch Man (ワンパンマン)
Volume 3 (2013)
Written by ONE and illustrated by Yusuke Murata
One-Punch Man (ワンパンマン)
Volume 3 (2013)
Written by ONE and illustrated by Yusuke Murata
One-Punch Man (ワンパンマン)
Volume 3 (2013)
Written by ONE and illustrated by Yusuke Murata
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One-Punch Man (ワンパンマン)
Volume 3 (2013)
Written by ONE and illustrated by Yusuke Murata
things have changed since the avengers brought back half of the world; technically, tony stark and natasha romanoff are dead (…for now). wanda maximoff scarred the world with her chaos magic, loki laufeyson broke out the timelines into a billion little different branches. universes are colliding, our world is overrun by villains and vigilantes at each other’s throats, technology is evolving every passing day, and normal everyday humans are caught in the middle. what’s a hero to do?
THEY START BY REBUILDING.
One-Punch Man (ワンパンマン)
Volume 3 (2013)
Written by ONE and illustrated by Yusuke Murata
![Superman: Classic Design [October 30, 2021] by Supes GuyNew round of photoshoots, featuring a smooth rectangular brass ratcheting buckle, with adjusted shirt featuring slightly narrower collar. The shirt fits better & the collar could probably be narrower still, in order for it to be rounder. The logos smaller & not as stretched, thats another plus. The trunks fit nicely around the legs.https://supesguy.tumblr.com/ #Superman#Clark Kent #Man Of Steel #Kal-El#Superhero#Supes#Costume#Trunks#Belt#Buckle#Suit#Cosplay](https://64.media.tumblr.com/0cab13a165a7dcd4f38b63877e2c70ba/4a080fce9a33b2d3-53/s1280x1920/55a5b22d156e713112494d5bb57e99ee77027be9.jpg)
Superman: Classic Design [October 30, 2021] by Supes Guy
New round of photoshoots, featuring a smooth rectangular brass ratcheting buckle, with adjusted shirt featuring slightly narrower collar. The shirt fits better & the collar could probably be narrower still, in order for it to be rounder. The logo's smaller & not as stretched, that's another plus. The trunks fit nicely around the legs.
https://supesguy.tumblr.com/
Around 2000 Words. 18+ in places.
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‘Giantess’ Kirby Roussimoff x Shane ‘Hurricane’ Helms (Circa 2001)
Reference Posts: Shane ‘Hurricane’ Helms
Kirby ‘The Blacklight Bandit’ Roussimoff
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Notes: The story is set in 2001, which would make Helms 27 and Kirby 31. This story also blends Kayfabe and Reality. Certain people speak in different colours, Mainly: Helms is Green. Kirby is Orange. Kane is Red. Undertaker is Purple. Big Show is Blue.
Other members of the BSK are also in purple.
Other women are in Pink.
DX Members are also in Green.
"Shane, I wanna kiss you endlessly right now." Kirby murmurs as she tries to catch her breath.
"Won't complain about that."
"God, I wish we could take a week off for an actual holiday or honeymoon." Kirby whispers, mostly to herself.
"We will. Eventually."
"C'mere baby." Kirby whispers.
He crawls up the bed and into her arms, snuggling her close.
Kirby messes with his hair before stroking it gently and kissing his forehead, "I love you, mon mari."
"I love you too, sweetheart."
"I wanna be your perfect wife, always and forever." Kirby whispers.
"You already are. Just be you."
"We should go out, buy something for each other, I dunno, maybe three outfits, like I buy you one outfit in your style, one in my style and then something we wanna see the other wear. Or maybe get something we like that the other might, like maybe you buy me a comic and I buy you a horror movie." Kirby suggests.
"I've seen games like that! We go to somewhere big like a Walmart and we each pick out one of the following for each other: a pair of slippers, a movie, a snack, a drink, and just one random item and then we have a movie night. Either stuff we think the other will like or the other should try, and it's a test to see how well we know each other."
"Oh that sounds perfect."
"Maybe the day after tomorrow? To wind down after the photoshoot."
"Yes, please." Kirby murmurs, pulling Helms into a gentle kiss.
"Good. Should be a great time."
Kirby pulls away slightly to settle down and sleep. Helms holds her tightly through the night, refusing to let her leave in the morning without wishing her good luck. Kirby wakes up at two-thirty in the morning (Mon 10 September '01) but finds herself unable to get out of Helms' arms. He's holding tight, almost clinging to her like a koala.
"Mon ange, your gothic queen needs to leave for work." Kirby murmurs, gently kissing his lips in an attempt to wake him.
"Don't wanna let you go yet..." He whispers. "Five more minutes?"
"Unfortunately not, mon roi, the vampire princess must leave, now." Kirby whispers as she softly kisses him again.
He opens his eyes a little bit. "Mm, tell me they're at least feeding you today?"
"I hope so, but I don't know." Kirby murmurs as she kisses him again, messing with his hair.
"Eat something now, then? Please?"
"I can't grab a snack unless you let me go."
"I'm already grabbing a snack for you." He gestures to his arms around her.
"You are gonna make me late, and you know how I feel about being late." Kirby pouts jokingly.
"Okay, okay." He relents. "Didn't mean to actually make you late. Just wanted to make sure you didn't leave without saying goodbye."
Kirby quickly gets dressed, grabbing her stuff and a snack from the Japanese treats they bought earlier in the week, as well as a bottle of Ramune, kissing Helms passionately before leaving, "bye baby, I have my phone if you need me."
"I know, sweetheart. You're gonna do great today; I love you."
Kirby closes the door behind her before heading to the minibus with the rest of the girls. (Chyna, Debra, Ivory, Jacqueline, Lilian Garcia, Lita, Molly, Stephanie, Terri Runnels, Tori, Torrie Wilson and Trish) They're all a couple sips deep into their respective cups of coffee and mostly tired and not pleased with Stephanie for making them wake up so early.
"Oh fuck, I forgot to say 'I love you' to Shane," Kirby mutters to herself as she sits next to Lita and texts Helms an 'I love you, my vampire king'.
He checks his phone as the message comes in, taking a break from the push-ups he'd been doing to quiet the ache in his heart from missing her already and smiles at the screen. 'I love you too, my gothic queen' he messages back.
Kirby smiles as she reads the text, "aww, mon mari." She whispers, mostly to herself, or so she thinks.
"That's so damn sweet." Chyna chuckles.
"I'm allowed to be sweet, he's my husband and I love him... god I love him so much." Kirby murmurs, already missing Helms.
"I'm not making fun. I think it's genuinely sweet the way you both look at each other. Like you've never met another person in your life who makes you half as happy."
"Well ... Shane kinda turned on a light for me, which is to say, I quite literally didn't know what love was like until I met him." Kirby explains, nervously.
"I hope to have something like that someday."
"Well, I don't have any advice to give, but I believe Shane would say something like go out and find your true love, don't wait for the moment, make the moment."
"I buy that. Just need to find a man worthy beforehand."
"Like, Matt and Lita, they're soul mates and you can see it from miles off." Kirby murmurs.
"I know. But I don't have a Matt or a Shane."
"Uhm, I don't know how to describe it, but don't fall for an 'Erik' type, men who get you ... addicted." Kirby whispers, as quiet as possible, refusing to let anyone see her cry.
"Wouldn't dream of it. I'll stay alone before I let a man drag me down."
"I've been around the worst of the worst, so I guess I'm finally getting rewarded for waiting so long for a good man." Kirby murmurs as she eats her snack, it's not much but she's glad Shane told her to eat something.
"Damn right. You found a great one."
"He's already trying to add to our small family." Kirby chuckles.
"Already? Damn, he's an eager beaver."
"Apparently he's been trying all of last week, not like he succeeded, the handsome goofball."
"You don't know that yet. Most ladies don't until they miss a period."
Kirby decides to be a lil shit, "Hey Steph, what happens if I get pregnant?" She calls from the back of the bus, giggling like an idiot.
"Your kid becomes a legacy in twenty years and they never shake your shadow." She calls back.
"And what happens if I have more than one kid, what happens if I start my own Hart family?" Kirby chuckles.
"Think the name might be trademarked, but go ahead."
"The Helms dynasty." Kirby announces, trying her hardest not to laugh.
"If you're willing to make and train the kids, we'll likely be willing to give them a job."
"If I'm willing to make the kids? Stephanie I've been fucking the same dude for like a month straight."
"Hon, it's been maybe two weeks. Three at the most."
"Yeah, almost a month, pretty sure the amount of times he's fucked me might break a record for 'amount of times fucked in one night'." Kirby jokes.
"I doubt it, but if you wanna offer up a ladies' challenge, I'd love to see who wants to put their money where their man is."
"Oh damn straight we're making a challenge." Kirby states.
"Alright, five dollars pay-in to see who's gone on the longest with their man. Any takers? Don't have to put in your own name." Stephanie calls.
The bus soon gets to their destination, a completely empty beach with the crew already setting up.
Kirby eagerly hands Stephanie $5, "giant physiology never fails." She whispers.
"Betting on yourself, got it." Stephanie grins, tucking the 5 into a pouch.
As each girl gets off the bus almost all of them give Stephanie $5 to join the challenge.
It's a fairly hefty pot at the end. "Gonna ask each of you your hours and number of rounds. If anyone's numbers sound made-up, I'm gonna be checking in with the man in question, so no trying any funny business and no getting him in on it because no pot is worth lying to your boss over, ladies."
"Steph, one problem, I'm an actual giant." Kirby jokes, before she's dragged off by the photography crew.
The crew separates Kirby from the rest of the girls, taking her to a dark room to do some Blacklight photos, coating her skin in paint. It's a perfect photo for the Blacklight Bandit. Sexual, but not too much. The makeup crew seem to like taking Blacklight and dark photos of Kirby, and paint her skin green for the second photo. Stephanie's particularly excited by that one when she hears the concept. The black and green combo is giving beautiful Hurricane vibes. They decide to move on to 'identity obscuring' photos and switch to blue lighting for a photo. The identity obscuring ones are particularly gorgeous. They change the lights to a green hue and add in two smaller orange lights to the next one.
The day continues more or less in the same pattern. Eventually they get to the main reason they're there, sexy photos. Plenty of sexy photos by the beach. Right as the girls are done for the day, the sun starts setting and they're headed back to the hotel in the minibus, an envelope full of photos has been given to each of them, an envelope of only photos of them. Some of them aren't too sexual. But many are even too steamy for the magazine. Kirby knows just which ones to show Helms when she finally reaches the hotel room.
"Oh, Shaney? Honey I'm home?" Kirby teases as she opens the door.
He's asleep on the floor of their hotel room, topless and snoring lightly, but starts awake when she walks in. "Hey, babe." He grins.
"Why were you asleep on the floor?" Kirby asks gently, cocking an eyebrow in confusion as she closes the door behind her.
"Was working out... must've conked out a bit."
"Well, I have photos to show you, and a deep desire to make sweet loving to my husband." Kirby teases as she gets closer to him.
"Oh yeah? I'd like to see these pictures and make sweet loving to my beautiful wife."
"I'll start with a tame one" Kirby whispers as she hands him a picture.
"Jesus, this is the tame one?"
"This is the only other tame one." Kirby whispers as she hands him another photo.
"Oh geez..." Helms whispers, already having to squeeze his legs together.
"Then a little more risqué." Kirby whispers as she kisses him and hands him a new photo.
"Just how risqué do these get?"
Kirby hands him the close up, "this answer your question, baby?" Kirby purrs.
"Oh wow." He squeaks softly.
"Oh, and uh, I may have made a bet with Stephanie and the others that we fuck the longest." Kirby admits sheepishly.
Helms coughs a little in quiet surprise. "Well... did you win?"
"Well, there's only one way to make sure I win," Kirby purrs as she pulls Helms into a heated kiss, pulling away to get undressed.
"Mmm, I like this cheating strategy." He grins.
"I thought maybe we test your stamina, see just how many rounds we can go before you or I need to stop." Kirby whispers, kissing his neck and nipping at his flesh, snaking her hands down to his crotch and ass.
"A long, low and slow lovemaking with my beautiful wife? Sign me up!" He grins.
Kirby gets down to her knees, tugging down her husband's trousers and kissing at his flesh, "I love you, mon ange." She whispers against his skin.
"I love you too, sweetheart."
Kirby smirks, pulling down his underwear and hoisting his legs over her shoulders before standing up and kissing and licking his cock.
"God, your mouth is magical"
Kirby smirks as she gets him worked up before gently slamming him onto the bed and climbing on top.
"Gonna top me today?" He chuckles.
"Anything my favourite person desires, he can have." Kirby whispers as she kisses his jawline, gently guiding his cock into her wet heat with her hand before sitting up to straddle him.
