Batman: We need to talk.
Superman: *paling* What's wrong?
Batman: We can't do this anymore.
Superman: *heart thudding, ears ringing* This -- uh, what do you mean--
Batman: You need to stop carrying me bridal-style in front of the League.
Batman: It's bad for my rep.
Superman: Jesus, just say that in the first place. I thought you were breaking up with me
Batman: Keep carrying me that way and I just might.