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  • wantonwhale
    16.10.2021 - 54 minutes ago

    Fictober ’21 – Kalluzeb

    Prompt: #16, “Not this again”

    Fandom: Star Wars: Rebels

    Characters: Alexsandr Kallus/Garazeb “Zeb” Orrelios

    Title: Typical

    Words: 732

    Notes: Suggestive language; Hints of Dom/Sub

    “Moth—” Kallus stared at the ceiling while he waited to get a word in edgewise, asking himself and any deities listening just why it was he ever answered any of his mother’s comms. “Mother, this really isn't—”

    “The right time,” she finished for him. “Don't I know it. What, are you too important now take a comm from your mother every once in a while? Special agent man? Is your whole life classified?” Kallus rolled his eyes, then examined his nails as she continued, “Whatever happened to that nice boy you were dating? The fighter pilot. He was very handsome and so polite.”

    Kallus glanced at the bo-rifle propped in the corner and gave serious thought to using it. “Mother, that was over a decade ago.”

    “So?” she said. “Romance can be rekindled. Distance makes the heart grow fonder, as they say.”

    “Well, he's married now and not to me, so I would say he proved himself an exception.”

    Just as his mother managed to prove herself the exception every time they spoke.

    “And what about the tall one? With the—”

    “Dead,” Kallus said through a sigh. “Look, we have already had a hundred different versions of this same conversation a thousand times. My work for the Empire is—”

    “Not going to give me grandchildren, that’s for damn sure.”

    Kallus didn’t quite have a response to that.

    Which was fine. His mother did: “You're not getting any younger.”

    “Neither are you, thank the stars above,” Kallus muttered under his breath.

    “What was that?”

    “Nothing.”

    “Is there no man in your life? I worry for you, all alone on the Outer Rim on that Lowball—”

    “—Lothal—”

    “—no culture, no company worthy of the name”—before she could even begin the phrase, Kallus began mouthing it for her—“no prospects.”

    “You will be thrilled to learn there is one man in my life,” he assured her. “He ruins all my clothes, comes and goes unannounced at all hours of the night, and leaves a mess of fur in my bed but I find I'm rather attached to him. Even when he starts yowling because he's hungry for food or affection.”

    There was half a minute of blessed silence. “This is your way of telling me you got a tooka?” his mother deadpanned. “This is your way of telling me that a tooka is the closest I'll ever get to a grandchild?” (a scoff) “You can be so callous.”

    “Good one, mother. Listen, I have to go. Rebel emergency. I'll comm you if and when you have grandchildren on the way.”

    Kallus ended the comm call with a dramatic groan and glanced over at Zeb who was in his bed, wearing (and stretching out beyond repair) the Royal Imperial t-shirt and shorts he'd borrowed without asking, and steadily eating through his supply of meal bars.

    “Your mother sounds like a piece of work,” Zeb observed, crumpling the flimsi-foil wrapper in his large hands and tossing it onto the nightstand.

    Kallus leveled Zeb with a seriously? expression. “That’s not where that goes,” he said.

    “I’m not a tooka,” Zeb said with a scowl. “And Lasat don’t much appreciate the comparison.”

    “I never said anything about tookas,” Kallus pointed out neatly. “That was my mother.”

    “Your mother’s a fucking bigot.”

    “This is true, yes.”

    “I’m not an animal.”

    “No?” Kallus asked with mock-innocence, kneeing onto the bed between Zeb’s spread thighs. “Because you certainly sound like something in heat when you’re starved for some ISB dick.”

    “I may like your dick,” Zeb said with a growl. “But that’s about it.”

    Kallus chuckled under his breath as he leaned forward to nip Zeb’s ear. “So you keep telling me.”

    “I don’t shed,” Zeb muttered, trying his best to sound indignant with Kallus rubbing his nose along the edge of his ear.  

    “You absolutely do.”

    “Say I don’t shed.”

    Kallus gripped Zeb’s throat in hand and asked in a low voice, “Since when are you the one who gives orders in this bed?”

    Zeb averted his eyes as best he could and didn’t reply beyond a hungry rumble, faint against Kallus’s hand.

    “You’re not an animal, Zeb,” Kallus said. “But you are mine.” He smirked in satisfaction as Zeb closed his eyes, relaxing into the grip on his neck. “Now… be a good rebel and get on your knees.”

    “Yes, sir.”

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  • i-dont-like-sand
    16.10.2021 - 57 minutes ago

    star wars never fails to make me cry

    #star wars spoilers #star wars the clone wars #star wars rebels #sw rebels#kanan jarrus#caleb dume
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  • elivanto
    16.10.2021 - 1 hour ago
    #yes i know 😭 #and i know either way this book is gonna break my heart #ask#anonymous#thrass#lesser evil #lesser evil spoilers #and also#outbound flight#sw lit#star wars
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  • 01091006
    16.10.2021 - 1 hour ago
    #SW #The Clone Wars
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  • darthbooks
    16.10.2021 - 1 hour ago
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  • elivanto
    16.10.2021 - 1 hour ago

    OKAY LISTEN—

    #could be just a coincidence #COULD BE VERY SIGNIFICANT #i’m 👀👀👀👀👀 #yeah i’m still on about this excerpt sorry it’s #wow#thrawn#thrass#lesser evil #lesser evil spoilers #sw lit#reading tag#star wars
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  • roguescarlett
    16.10.2021 - 2 hours ago

    Consider the possibility: Raina Temple as a Chiss instead of human.

    #swtor#raina temple #If chiss!Quinn wasn't ideal then perhaps chiss!Raina as an alternative option for my legacy 👀 #chiss!Raina would.... Make sense and interesting and there had been far too many human characters as companions #Granted that I am redoing my swtor legacy with three ocs and respective canon characters #And possibly replacing Pierce with Krovos in SW crew
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  • galacticsads
    16.10.2021 - 3 hours ago

    WAR IS CONSTANT, SIDES ARE NOT.

    three years have passed since the emperor's rift brought individuals from the past and the future into the end of the galactic civil war. the war has ended, yet no answers have been discovered.
    while the new republic strives to solidify peace in the inner regions of the galaxy, an imperial remnant slowly grows in the outer rims and unknown regions. little does either side know, neither will be the BIGGEST THREAT...

    GALACTICSHQ is an appless star wars rpg set in 7aby. we are a laidback but dedicated group always looking to add to our already diverse cast of amazing characters!

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  • pefey
    16.10.2021 - 3 hours ago
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  • uprisingpromos
    16.10.2021 - 5 hours ago

    the year is 18 BBY. it’s been a whole year since the failed execution of all members of the jedi order. order 66 failed. but that didn’t mean the ending of the war. the empire rose with the emperor at the helm, the mysterious darth vader at his side– a brutal right hand.

    the jedi order continue to fight, aligned where they can. rebels, groups across the galaxy reach out to unite and show their support. but for every hero that rises, so too does a figure in darkness to meet.

    this is all the more true now as, across the universe, reports have begun to flood in.

    fluctuation in time space, literal tears between– worlds. timelines.

    the force is fractured. is this it trying to heal? calling upon heroes and villains from across the ages to fix what was broken? or is this the work of another from behind the scenes?

    the uprising hq is a group server set in the star wars universe, bringing people from all timelines into one place, all with the aim to take down those that oppose them.
    order 66 failed. jedi still roam the galaxy, though under constant threat. they continue to try to rebuild and free the galaxy of the tyrannical reign of the emperor, while the dark side continues to rise against.
    in a desperate attempt to achieve balance, to right this disastrous outcome, people have been drawn from across time and space. characters from both future and past are welcome here in our server. come and explore this world, dive into beloved dynamics in a new setting!
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  • mysharona1987
    16.10.2021 - 5 hours ago

    I love The Last Jedi but also think Rian Johnson shouldn’t be involved in Star Wars ever again.

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  • the-void-mostly
    16.10.2021 - 5 hours ago
    #portland#SW #it says it all theys and gays #photography
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  • uprisingpromos
    16.10.2021 - 6 hours ago

    come let the revolution take its toll!

    the uprising hq is a group server set in the star wars universe, bringing people from all timelines into one place, all with the aim to take down those that oppose them.
    order 66 failed. jedi still roam the galaxy, though under constant threat. they continue to try to rebuild and free the galaxy of the tyrannical reign of the emperor, while the dark side continues to rise against.
    in a desperate attempt to achieve balance, to right this disastrous outcome, people have been drawn from across time and space. characters from both future and past are welcome here in our server. come and explore this world, dive into beloved dynamics in a new setting!
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  • mynerdylittlecorner
    16.10.2021 - 7 hours ago

    Just thinking about how much I miss the Mynock crew.

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  • bytebun
    16.10.2021 - 7 hours ago

    silly au where the 212th gets turned into a bunch of kittens [head bonk of affection]

    #they all make the pleading emoji face at you. #commander cody#obi-wan kenobi#codywan#sw au #kisses to cilly for enabling my shenanigans <3 #if a cat could grimace from embarrassment. that would be cody in the first pic
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  • kixthecondomfairy
    16.10.2021 - 7 hours ago
    #please u are so sweet #i can't stop smiling #<33#not sw #Mafer answers 🧚‍♀️
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  • banitesithbossbitch
    16.10.2021 - 7 hours ago

    Okay, so I’ll make this quick as fuck. For now😈

    The new canon version of why the Rule of Two came about is stupid and misunderstand how people turn to the Darkside.

    Fear. Anger. Hatred.

    That’s what causes it. Not “oh force dyad ooooo powerful now uwu.”

    The Rule of Two is Bane’s trauma and life experiences projected onto another.

    This bullshit ass new canon nonsense doesn’t understand what drives someone to the darkside.

    I’ve said this once, I’ll say it twice: outside of the last handful of Sith leading up to Vader, most Sith had a lot of bullshit that they ain’t know how to cope with.

    The Rule of Two wasn’t invented because “ooo more force power lol” no.

    It was created by Darth Bane. A man who had an extreme amount of untreated trauma from his upbringing and pre-brotherhood of darkness years, and it twisted his mind.

    The first person to call Bane by the name Bane was his own father.

    The Rule of Two was created by a man’s entire life experience had taught him that you’re either the victim or the attacker. You’re either the strong ruling the weak, or the weak being ruled over.

    I’ve spoken in depth about Bane and how his life experiences shaped the Rule of Two.

    Honestly, this recanonization is a shame.

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  • hyporheicflow
    16.10.2021 - 7 hours ago
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  • banitesithbossbitch
    16.10.2021 - 7 hours ago

    It’s not fuck Disney because they have put lgbt, more women, or more PoC in Star Wars.

    It’s fuck Disney because they made Sheev Palpatine a lil Virgin ass bitch.

    I dunno what outta touch, weirdo Disney Star Wars exec needs to this but Sheev “Darth Sidious” Palpatine fucks.

    Men? Yeah

    Women? Yeah.

    Nb? Yeah.

    In Legends, Sheev had 17 concubines as Emperor. As chancellor, everyone thought he and Sly Moore were fucking.

    This is why Legends is the only respectable canon.

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  • kixthecondomfairy
    16.10.2021 - 7 hours ago
    #I'm crying #this is so pure #I don't deserve it #༎ຶ‿༎ຶ💖💖💖💖 #thank you so so so much #<3 <3#not sw#Mafer answers🧚‍♀️
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