#swearing Tumblr posts

  • teambellaxtherapy
    18.10.2021 - 4 minutes ago

    i had a penny for every time supernatural fandom decided that actors suck

    #not to throw shade but like #i swear yall hated jensen ackles when i was still into sherlock #because he was horrible to someone at a con shockingly #i didn't even go here back then but i hated him on principle #then i thought maybe he'd realized it's the year 2021 and adapted his ways #but i guess horrible men will be horrible men
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  • apathetic-coffee
    18.10.2021 - 7 minutes ago

    henrys death in fnati was an accident the toons havent interacted with a human in 8 decades and as a gag they tried smashing him with a comically sized mallet thinking he would be squashed to a cartoony pancake shape And Instead it fucking killed him

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  • ach-seal-beag-gearr
    18.10.2021 - 10 minutes ago

    Dinner Conversations #3

    Mom: I’m going out to get dinner. Me: What is it? Mom: Thai. Me: Oh, cool. Otter: No, you’re supposed to say, “is it a necktie or a bowtie?” Me: You’re an idiot. Otter: Most people would call that ‘wit.’

    Me *takes Love Languages Quiz*: Love languages; blah blah blah…acts of service, 0%. Crocodile: Well then, I’ll remember that. No service for you.

    Monkey: How do you hang paint? Me: First you get a rope.

    #things my siblings say #siblings#relatable#funny #I swear they keep getting funnier #textpost #i'm gonna start tagging these as #incorrect quotes#as well #realistic sibling interactions #the Cain instinct is strong with this one
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  • lightleckrereins
    18.10.2021 - 17 minutes ago

    Raise your hand if you want to personally fight whoever is in charge of the six casting announcements

    #six the musical #six west end #I swear there is no reason to not announcing it already #only explanation I can find is them wanting to have footage of the new queens in rehearsal #to make their announcement fancier than what the cruises got #but this is seriously making no sense right now
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  • missyforemangreenwald
    18.10.2021 - 23 minutes ago

    I SAID JESSI SHOULD BE A LESBIAN IN 2018 I SAID IT ?? im a fucking prophet istg

    #cant find the post no matter how hard I try #but i SWEAR #big mouth
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  • queen-of-ice494
    18.10.2021 - 23 minutes ago

    so I finally got around to watching the rest of YJ season 2 and part of season 3 and??? I knew about the jason and damian crumbs because of some gifsets I saw but?????? I'm still screeching over them?!??!?!?? as soon as I saw the assassin with the red mask and sword I was just "HERE HE ISSSSSSSS MY SON" and I will never shut up about this

    also I am every bit as demolished as I knew I would be after watching wally die god please help me I'm sobbing

    #im just a year behind on all the hype dont worry about it #also i really love the dynamics in s3! #s2 seemed kinda.....bland idk #like the action scenes were cool! it had a good plotline that wasnt slow or boring! #but in terms of characters they were all just....kinda bland #dick had no personality outside of The Responsible Team Leader #which...yeah he Is a great leader and he Is responsible but....that's not All he is yknow #and it wasnt just him! it seemed like they sidelined a lot of characters for the sake of the plot which...hnnnn #but in s3 there's already so much stuff! #dick and babs being cute and badass together as they should #and the group dynamics as a whole honestly #and the harpers! lemme just say that the entire episode was framed like a cheesy bad action movie and i LOVED it #'theyre not gonna take this stuff in broad daylight!!!11!' *inmediate cut to the ThugsTM:* 'we're gonna take this stuff in Broad Daylight' #PLEASE #i will rewatch that episode over and over again i swear it was awesome #something about watching will go from this super angsty guy who was depressed and traumatized af after finding out that he was a CLONE #and BRAINWASHED to betray everyone #turn into this goofy dad who runs a personal security unit and makes stupid jokes all the time #i just have a lot of feelings for will harper ok #and dICK CALLED HIM WALLS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #even if it isnt romantic birdflash that shit still hurts #cause like......even if they arent Together Together theyre still best friends who have known each other for years #and fought side by side for all that time #i don't think very many people understand how deep those kinds of bonds go! #on my team we're all like family. my team is literally comprised of people who are my family. #doing something as hard and emotionally physically and mentally taxing as long distance running just....brings people together #in a way that nothing else really does. #and I know it would probably be even more intense since theyre literally risking their LIVES together #but yeah I have Feelings #winter speaks
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  • sunlightfog
    18.10.2021 - 34 minutes ago

    moodboards I made for myself very poggers I think

    #plurality#opalian#azlian#moodboard #will.txt #when I found the term azlian I was so happy I swear
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  • tardis--dreams
    18.10.2021 - 35 minutes ago

    I GOT INVITED TO A JOB INTERVIEW. BRB, GOTTA THROW UP REAL QUICK

    #Oh my god I'm so scared #I don't even want that job? #And i thought that would be great because then I can use that interview to practice! #But now I'm genuinely scared #Oh my god #I just realized that my future might depend on that #Like #I might not like that job #But it might be my only way out of academia #Welp #There goes my day #I was gonna be productive i swear #Now I'm just shaking lmao #shut up amy
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  • fabioquartararhoe
    18.10.2021 - 35 minutes ago

    fabioquartararo20: Some work to do today ✍🏼😁

    #bro the quality of this pic is shit #i swear fabio you have money buy a nice phone #your pics are awful #nothing can save them #fabio#fabio quartararo#motogp
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  • happysuncherry
    18.10.2021 - 40 minutes ago

    Brb crying over episode 6 of Squid Game

    (Also this is just an excuse for me to rant in the tags, which does contain spoilers)

    #yeah ik im late and i shouldve watched it earlier #but that doesn't stop me #from RANTING #THEY DIDNT EVEN GET TO DRINK THEIR MOJITOS #AND ALI #WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ALI YOU PIECE OF SH- #YES I EVEN CRIED OVER THE OLD MAN #I HATE THIS SHOW #BUT IM ALSO GONNA WATCH IT TILL THE END #squid game#ali abdul #that crazy but also lovable old man #ji yeong#also#sae byeok#my beloved #shes gonna die isnt she #i swear to God #MY HEART CANT TAKE THIS OKAY #okay im done ranting #(ONE LAST MENTION ABOUT ALI ABDUL BECAUSE HE DESERVES EVERYTHING)
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  • sleepy-chaos
    18.10.2021 - 48 minutes ago

    I love how horikoshi said "well, I don't think having an american hero dress like the american flag and be called stars and stripes is enough to prove that they are American tm" so he just,, made her balloons of speech be the flag too .

    #her personality is stereotypically american too #it's so fucking funny i swear #makes me want to forgive him for how he treats the 1a girls #and just.. the girls in the manga in general #yeah#bnha#mha #stars and stripes #bnha spoilers#chapter 330
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  • vermilion-athena
    18.10.2021 - 51 minutes ago
    #i swear your always so supportive what #i really appreciate it!! #hoping that i do get well soon bc i don’t wanna have bad covid 🏃‍♀️ #does it still count as breakfast in bed if you have to get up and get the breakfast from outside your door bc your family members #can’t come into ur room??? #im gonna be mad if it doesn’t count
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  • fictionkinfessional
    18.10.2021 - 52 minutes ago
    #swearing #chris hartley kin #until dawn kin #mod ari
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  • code-jolteon
    18.10.2021 - 55 minutes ago
    #precious i swear i cant #mutuals💙#asks
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  • en-cityzen
    18.10.2021 - 58 minutes ago
    #i swear it was not supposed to get this aggressive #mia's anon <3 #mia asks
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  • katiesmoak
    18.10.2021 - 1 hour ago

    what i should be doing? work. so much work.

    what i am doing:

    #supercorp#karlena #kara x lena #lena x kara #supercorp edit#kara danvers#lena luthor #hnsjdskhsghsjhd i swear i have a life #and a sense of responsibility #i just#*supercorp* 😭💗
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  • deus-ex-mona
    18.10.2021 - 1 hour ago

    ~rambly nostalgia post incoming~

    so i was poking around in an old pencil case and found…

    …this bugger from 2016!!

    man, this takes me back to the good ol’ days of 2016, when gen 1 was still popular…

    i remember trying to get a pal into the cec fandom through the first movie and the songs. but then this was his takeaway and i gave up on life…

    we’re not pals anymore lmaoooo

    …speaking of which, i have the promo booklet from the first movie stashed away in some storage shack, along with a kumapan notebook and a hina promo file from the second movie… i wonder if bugs have eaten away at those things… hmm…

    #to make up for this post i’ll upload chapter 3 of daikirai in a few hours i swear- #ngl i kindaaaaa miss 2016. life was simpler then.. #this is the most nonsensical post i’ve ever made im cryin- #inedible blubbering
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  • dwarrowdyke
    18.10.2021 - 1 hour ago

    Sometimes... Your favorite author from a long long time ago wasn't revolutionary... Sometimes they weren't a feminist... Or gender intellectuals... Or pro queer rights... Sometimes you just find good things in their work that you can perceive and relate to... Sometimes they were downright racist and misogynistic and the way they wrote women and etc does not have to be justified...

    #Stuff #Like.............. When people tell me X guy Was not actually racist!!!! #And I'm here sitting like #I could swear he was #This thing he wrote sure seems racist #Anyways
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  • fiona-fififi
    18.10.2021 - 1 hour ago

    I will never get over these two dumbasses talking about taking the hinges off Maddie's door so they don't have to the carry the pizza in separately or tilt the sofa slightly.

    #what the fuck y'all #the combined dumbassery i swear to god #eddie you're smarter than this what the fuck man #and like yes taking the door off the hinges is a valid way of bringing in furniture #but it was so obviously unnecessary here and they're just fucking ridiculous #apparently someone left the brain cell at home this day #buddie#eddie diaz#evan buckley#maddie buckley#911#911 s2#911 2x06
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  • gar-trek
    18.10.2021 - 1 hour ago

    Someone has already made the joke before that’s like donkey pronouns be like “he/haw, he/haw” right ??

    #why did I just wake up #and now I can’t sleep #this isn’t me #also my dog is on my bed but I swear to god when I fell asleep my door was closed and he wasn’t there #not like in a creepy way I’m just confused #I’m always happy to have him
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