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As I was walking to my next work building, I cross paths with a homeless dude. I go up to him and I say “Do you need help?” He says “Oh sweetheart, I (insert random gibberish he says)”
I felt bad for him. He didn’t smell funny, so I assumed he wasn’t drunk or high. Most likely suffering some trauma or mental damage. I offered him a bagel I got on my way to work, and say “I’m sorry, my wallet is in my car”
He says “No sweetheart, you aren’t sorry! You wanna be my girlfriend and make up for it?”
I ran away, knowing he couldn’t do anything in broad daylight surrounded by lots of people
The streets of New York are fucking crazy
And if you are wondering, he took the bagel :(
Non so se lo sentite, ma ha un bel profumino 😌
E niente, alla fine ha vinto lei