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Alex : Were you ridiculing his craft?

Greg : * nods *

OUTTAKE: The Time Greg Davies Got Put in a Headlock by a Chicken Auctioneer | Taskmaster S10

Taskmaster by Othell Flowers

[ID: Two screencaps from Taskmaster. Alex Horne says, “I like being in a wheelbarrow, ‘cause I’m very used to it now.” He looks pensive and adds, “When we go on holiday together.” Greg Davies says, “Yeah.” End ID.]

[ID: Five screencaps from Taskmaster, of Alex Horne performing a handshake with each contestant. Mel Giedroyc and Alex stare into each other’s eyes with their hands crossed on each other’s shoulders. Hugh Dennis and Alex lightly slap each other’s cheeks with both hands. Alex sniffs a pill given to him by Lolly Adefope, who smiles at the camera and says, “It’s paracetamol and codeine.” Alex sits blindfolded in a wheelbarrow, using a glove on a stick to shake a mannequin hand poking out of the fly of Noel Fielding’s boiler suit. Joe Lycett and Alex lightly tickle each other’s palms while Alex says, “I love you.” End ID.]

Okay, it’s time for Alex to salute the end of part two whilst doing a sexy hula dance!

No, I said, “leap”, I started  another word…

[ID: Five screencaps from Taskmaster. Mel Giedroyc says, “I don’t like mannequins.” Greg Davies asks, “Oh, it’s just mannequins?” Mel replies, “Yeah, I’m not that keen on that head either,” and gestures at the golden Taskmaster trophy. Greg says, “I don’t like it either, and it’s mine.” End ID.]

was going to link the yt channel that has been uploading taskmaster nz but i think they’ve been taken down so episode 7 is here with a familiar feature…

[ID: Two screencaps from Taskmaster. Mel Giedroyc stands in the lab opposite a mannequin wearing a suit. Mel points at the mannequin and says, “If that thing starts walking, I’m probably gonna vomit.” End ID.]

[ID: Three screencaps from Taskmaster. Greg Davies says to Joe Lycett and Lolly Adefope, “Incredible dialogue between you two, hampered as you were by a seemingly half-pissed skeleton.” Noel Fielding and the audience laugh. End ID.]

[ID: A screencap from Taskmaster. Noel Fielding and Joe Lycett push Lolly Adefope along in a wheelie bin, while Lolly shouts, “Schnell, schnell, schnell!” End ID.]

They take every chance to both flirt and gross out the kids

[ID: Four screencaps from Taskmaster. Lolly Adefope, Noel Fielding and Joe Lycett stand around a wheelie bin. Joe says to Lolly, “I think you should go in the wheelie bin.” Then Mel Giedroyc is shown standing in a wheelie bin, wearing a helmet, while a blindfolded Hugh Dennis half-closes the lid. Hugh asks, “Do you mind being there with that on your head?” In the studio, Alex Horne says, “Just to confirm, both teams immediately put the women in the bin.” Greg Davies says, “Two women in a bin. Let’s… Let’s rock.” End ID.]

Oh to be the person who makes the taskmaster wax seals

[ID: Seven screencaps from Taskmaster. Greg Davies puts his hand on top of Alex Horne’s and asks, “Did you accidentally feel Mel’s boobs?” Mel Giedroyc gestures across her chest, saying, “There was a drive-by. Both of them.” She waves a hand downwards and continues, “And possibly in the Pennyfield area as well. It was fine! You saw there was a little bit of awkwardness.” Alex says, “Yeah, I found you after two and a half minutes, and then felt embarrassed for three days.” End ID.]

[ID: Six screencaps of Alex Horne on Taskmaster, taking a mobile phone call from Lolly Adefope. Lolly says, “Quite noisy here.” Alex says doubtfully, “Doesn’t sound noisy. It doesn’t sound noisy, Lolly.” Lolly replies, “Quite a lot of people here.” Alex says, “Put someone else on then, Lolly.” Lolly replies, “OK, one second,” and then says, “Hello there!” in a Scottish accent. End ID.]

lmaoooo just remembered my dream from this morning: four of my friends and I were doing taskmaster in a garage (but still w Greg and Alex) and the task was “outrun the mafia, fastest wins”😭😭 oh my god it was so traumatic