just saw a skinny martin on my dash 😔 when will you people learn? when will it end?
just saw a skinny martin on my dash 😔 when will you people learn? when will it end?
I was at target today buying stuff for Sunday but i just realized I'm going in at 9am instead of 11 and won't be able to get stuff done unless my mom leaves the house at 6am for work
I’ve decided that I do want short bios after all, and after fiddling with this code for well over a week I think I’ve finally made something I like
my dad’s favourite film is hot fuzz and we quote it at each other pretty much every day just in casual conversation. he loves the swear box gag and thinks it might be his favourite joke, so i’m going to embroider the swear box lavels for his birthday! i can’t wait for my hoop delivery later this week so i can get started on it for him ♡
honestly might love the new spotify update a lil bit <3 it makes playlists look pretty 🥺🥺🥺
If anyone knows how to do the small text shortcut on a chromebook.....pls lemme know
when I’m giffing, I copy/paste the text from a previous gifset so that I don’t have to do the formatting from scratch
and without even trying, it always manages to be utterly HILARIOUS
False trees are more or less tree shaped monsters forever rooted into the ground. So technically plants,,, but like, somewhat aware??
Theses trees tend to have openings within them that they can reveal either an eye or tendrils within them, theses trees are predatory, and if they know a worm or other small monster is close to them or even on them they’ll reach out and grab them with their tendrils and pull them inside of itself. They will try to grab and pull in whatever monster and human that gets too close to them. In the case of humans, if a tree successfully digests them, they will spit out whatever bones, clothing, backpacks or weapons they might have been carrying at the time.
You can try to pull yourself free of the tendrils, but their grip and force are very strong so it’s unlikely you’ll get out that way. Most efficient way to get out is via cutting the tendrils
🍧 AOT Smut Sundae Requests 🍨
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Thank you for breaking one hundred followers! I've created this new AOT smut sundae prompt request to celebrate. It's easy! Read my general request rules first. Then, choose a reader gender and up to two of each: ice cream flavors, toppings, and sauces. Throw that sucker into my askbox and I'll do some writing. Might be a drabble or hc list or a combination format. Some examples of choice combinations and how I might interpret them are at the bottom of the post. See my writing tag (^ WT) for my other writing.
Shout-out to @theepisceswriter for giving this new idea a review for me! ♥️
- * Wildcards: Specify a character, kink, or modifier not listed/specific enough or leave it up to me for a surprise. If you do not specify when using a wildcard, I'll assume you trust me. 😏💗
- For those wanting a more direct route, choosing all wild cards means full custom. If you do this anonymously, please include a nickname I can use to ask you questions.
- You don't have to pick from every category, but anything you do not pick will leave it up to me as I see fit. I encourage using the wildcards if you are too concerned of my artistic interpretation. You know what you're getting into mostly if you see my past works.
Container // Reader Gender:
Waffle cone: male
Ice Cream // Character:
Cookies 'n cream: Porco
Cookie dough: Ymir
Green tea: Pieck
Key lime: Jean
Mint chocolate chip: *
Rum raisin: Eren
Tutti frutti: Connie
Toppings // Kink or Activity:
🥧 aftercare [new!]
🥥 come play
🥭 dress up
🥠 masturbation [new!]
Sauce // Tone Modifier:
Butterscotch: peace // unity
Caramel: celebratory // proud
Fudge: apocalyptic // dire
Marshmallow: soft // submissive
Orange cream: *
Peanut butter: intense // dominating
Raspberry: comfort // vulnerability
Strawberry: desire // passion
White chocolate: madness // obsession
Drafts && Progress
New! See all submitted request progress in this post by clicking the link above ^. Thank you for all the well wishes!
Female-reader | Reiner | domesticity + anonymous | desire//passion
Cup | Banana | 🍪🦠 | Strawberry Sauce
May get you and Reiner doing an extreme (e.g., dubcon) roleplay in the kitchen.
Female-reader | Hange | ass + virginity | soft//submissive
Cup | Coffee | 🍑🍒 | Marshmallow Sauce
May get you Hange pegging you for the first time in a sweet way.
Some Random End Notes:
This prompt shouldn't be going anywhere. Hopefully we can just keep this cutie up and all have fun 💗
I encourage multiple submissions.
Colossal worms tend to be hyper aggressive and hostile because of
1, that’s how they survived, their aggression made them great hunters and that’s their way of life
And 2, some are always in a state of starvation. Whether outta luck or skill, they lived long enough and acquired food enough food to grow to their large size, but sustaining that size is very hard. They just can’t hunt or scavenge enough to keep up with the demand of their larger bodies and their aggression comes out of desperation
My cunt is throbbing as I’m thinking about getting fingered by a massive shadow creature. It takes its time positioning my body face down and stroking me till I am dripping before slowly pressing the first inch thick finger into my hole. It doesn’t seem like much until he adds the second. I can feel the pads of his fingers rubbing inside me, making me drip around him. As I start to get used to the stretch I feel his thumb press against my ass, it’s so thick I’m afraid I won’t be able to take it without pain but then I feel something soft and slippery against my ass instead. I realize he’s using his long spit covered tongue to open me up enough to finally press his thumb in. He chuckles and comments at how he can feel his fingers rubbing together inside me. My legs give out. The movement of his knuckles inside me makes me squirt and as he licks up the liquid that dripped over my cock I cum shudderingly.
He laughs as he removes his fingers and I collapse completely. He licks against my neck with his long tongue and tells me I did fairly well for a human but I would never be able to take his cock. I shiver with embarrassment until he adds that he wouldn’t mind tasting me every once in a while though and my cock fattens up as he disappears.
JJ WATCHES FIRE 10 YEARS LATE Gabriela Dawson, 1x05 - Hanging On
i know ive used it a few times but i sincerely hate the small text function in the post editor. i cant read posts when people use it and i cant even zoom in bc im on mobile
I HAVE OFFICIALLY STARTED WRITING MAYBE
ive attained a new low weight [for the past few years] for me and i have mixed feelings. on the one hand i do want to lose some weight and get back into the "normal" BMI range [or at least close to it, i think i may stop a bit above it] bc i feel better when i don't have a ton of extra weight
but also the only reason it's been so easy to lose weight is my stomach problems and lack of appetite. sometimes these days it's a struggle to eat a normal meal, i get satiated so easily. or i feel constant indigestion/fullness that kills my sense of hunger
like yeah i have more weight on me than i'd prefer but this is absolutely not the way i want to lose it
You can tell I’m old because I make my gif text so much bigger than everyone else 😭😭😭
Well that was a fun way to kill an hour or so...
Finally got around to updating the theme on my blog; I’d been using the Papercut theme for my main blog since I started on Tumblr. I had occasionally tweaked its HTML to include new features, or to fix minor things that bugged me about it, but mostly I haven’t given it much thought.
But ever since Tumblr removed indented-to-infinity on the dash, I’ve been wanting a blog theme that did the same, and yesterdays reblog of a post about exactly that issue made me finally get off my butt and go digging in the themes today. Sadly I could only find one theme that emulates the non-indenting dashboard, and it’s an official Tumblr-created theme - Vision - so all the actual code of how things are done is hidden away in linked files instead of being part of the theme’s visible style coding. Which meant I couldn’t just copy over the relevant style coding to fix my much-revised Papercut theme (actually, Tumblr wouldn’t let me make any changes to the old theme - as soon as I did anything at all and tried to save it, it would complain that the theme was referencing non-https elements and refuse to save it. Dagnabbit.)
So I changed to Vision, fixed it up to have most of the extra links my original blog had, and then still ended up finding a few minor tweaks to make to its layout in the html to fix things about it that bugged me (because there will always be things I think could have been done better).
Still not sure how much I actually like the overall look of the thing, but at least the walls’o’indenting are gone.