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    • McCartney: I think you should let me show you at least one more bar, because ever since you said that's the only bar in town I have seriously been concerned.
    • McCartney: Also I hope this is still your number.
    #texts#avery #forcing this on ya
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    • Alex: Aw, T, thank you!! 💖
    • Alex: You make it home from Tokyo alright?
    • Alex: I already miss you being just a few rooms down the hall!
    • Trent: You're welcome! I was cheering for you all the way.
    • Trent: Yes, I made it home just fine, missed the Liverpool weather already ... not.
    • Trent: I know! I miss you too! If you're ever in England at some point, we have to hang out again!
    #turned this into a thread #it's easier this way #texts#alcxmorgan
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  • A carpenter is both a breadwinner and a homemaker. (source)

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  • Turns out my Hange fit in Among Us gets recognized a lot and every time it does it always leads to extremely fun games

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    #attack on titan #funny#funny images#funny pics #aot season 4 #aot season four #aot#aot s4#aot icons#aot memes#among us #among us meme #among us memes #funny among us #among us moments #texts#aot fandom#aot fan #shingeki no kyoujin #text#funny texts
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  • Urgn Just Read Witch Hat Atelier vol 7 and hooooo









    Qifrey,

    What a bastard,

    Imagine having a great partner like olruggio reach out to you and doing that to them, god

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  • Boomers are more worried about people playing games, in which you are actively participating and your brain is engaged, than they are television, in which you are doing absolutely nothing and you aren’t required to think. (source)

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  • Real friends are so rare, never had one.. I thought I did

    What a waste of time

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  • It’s kinda funny that in popular culture vanilla is thought of as white and mild, when in fact the vanilla bean is dark black and very strong tasting, there’s only a small amount in a tub of ice cream. (source)

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    • Abram: I took Sarah pond skating one day before school as a special little thing for us to do one day and ever since, she's been asking me to take her every morning.
    • Abram: I think my kid is trying to force me into being a crazy hockey dad.
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  • نفسي أعرف بجد ليه دماغي مصممة تعيشني في صراعات وأنا لست في حاجة إلى أي صراعات. بالذات وأنا نايمة ليه كل المشاكل والخناقات والصراعات إللي عقلي عملاهالي وأنا نايمة دي ؟! حبكت يعني ، بأحس إن دماغي بتدور على أي حاجة ملهاش لازمة تعكنن عليا بيها حتى لو هي بكل المعنى الحرفي للكلمة م ل ه ا ش ل ا ز م ة. يعني ليه أحلم إني متأخرة على إمتحاناتي وعماله أتأخر زيادة وقال واخدة معايا كذا كتاب للمادة عشان أراجع عليهم في الطريق؟ طب ما أنا ذاكرت وامتحنت وخلصت و تخطيت المرحلة المعفنة دي من حياتي الحمد لله ، ليه القلق إللي عاملهولي في دماغي ده في الكام ساعة إللي هنامهم. ما أنا لو عندي إمتحان ولا متأخرة هكدب عليك ليه ؟ أو إني رايحة أمتحن فيزياء وأنا مش مذاكرة طب ما أنا تخطيت العك ده حضرتك اشمعنى قررت تفتح دولاب القلق في الوقت إللي هنام فيه ؟ أنا مش فاكرة أنا كنت في ثانوي إمتى أساسًا من كتر ما أنا حاسة إن الموضوع ده فات عليه وقت شوية أو من كتر ما أنا الموضوع مش في بالي أساسًا. ده حتى حاجات تانية غير المذاكرة ، حلمت بحاجة برضه فيما معناها يعني إني اتعطلت وفي حاجة منعتني إني أكون موجودة مع أختي يوم فرحها ومخليني صاحية من النوم متعكننة وحاسة بالتقصير والإحساس بالذنب وكنت متضايقة أوي في الحلم بجد. وأنا أساسًا حضرت الفرح عادي وكنت موجودة عادي والموضوع ده فات عليه وقت. ف ليه العك ده بجد ؟هي دماغي مصرة إنها تحسسني بالخطر أو إني متأخرة في حياتي وخلاص. 😂 😂 😂 أهه عقلي محسسني طول الوقت ب كده ومعيشني في الصراعات دي ولا كأني في فيلم أجنبي أكشن. 😒😅😂

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  • Before computers, having to remember multiple passwords probably meant you had a pretty interesting life. (source)

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  • I like to think of tieflings as goatpeople

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  • Mermaids would probably have thick abs from constantly doing dolphin kicks and/or swimming in general. (source)

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  • Naming a baby makes you think of all the people you have disliked throughout your life (source)

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  • All furniture and mattress stores exist in a binary state of either “grand opening” or “Going out of business liquidation sale” (source)

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  • The most unbelievable thing about Star Wars is that Anakin, a 9 year old boy, made C3PO and no bugs have ever showed up in over 40 years. (source)

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  • There are probably a lot of answering machines sitting in storage which hold the only voice recordings for people who have passed away (source)

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    #texts from him #texts #texts from last night #ily#stupid texts #im thinking of you #i love you
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  • Coping with humor is slightly dangerous bc sometimes I think it desensitizes the trauma or aggression and makes it less serious to self. Until you repeat it in a non joking manner . It’s slightly embarrassing Bc you realize the seriousness and weight of your trauma. It’s shocking to open those doors and acknowledge what’s behind them completely and acknowledge & accept so you can mourn them to heal for self. But on the other end of that is so much security in self. It’s like once you own those piece of your life and that part of your past. It just because a page in a book instead of a chapter. The trauma doesn’t define you or sabotage your from good things 

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