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  • They didnt know each other before the shipwreck, but he did know who she was…

    At the beginning it was hard, but as time passed, this guy learnt how to provide food and shelter, he started taking care of her, and eventually she started caring about him… after all, there wasnt anybody else in the island…

    He eventually built a cabin, had a functioning automatic potable water supply, and all sorts of little clever commodities, all done to make her life easier… it was the most effort any man had ever done for her, and all the hard work made him fit, she noticed this…

    One night after some wildlife attacked and he defended her succesfully, getting a few cuts in the process, she threw herself at him and they made love, after that, they where for all intents and purposes a couple with an above regular sex life.

    But for some reason he started drifting away, something was bothering him. And she noticed… “Whats wrong?” Scarlett Johansson asked, “Nothing…” the guy would say…

    She pestered him for a while eventually saying she would do ANYTHING he needed or wanted to make him feel good again, just because she really cared for him a lot, and even if he wasnt asking, she felt it was the least she owed it to him…

    "Really?, youll do anything id like?" "yes" she said "anything!" "ok, first i want you to take off you toga and get into this pair of work jeans that somehow washed on the shore" "ok..." "now put this shirt on please, but first, "tape" your boobs so they are flat" "wha... ok, id say id do anything" she said lovingly. "ok, now, take this hat and wear it, but tuck your hair under it" 

    she was kinda confused, but non the less, she wanted to make him happy, so she tuck her hair under the hat.

    "Now id like for you to grab this piece of soot and paint yourself a beard and a mustache" "ok... if this is what you want..." she muttered. "now, please, put on these sunglasses, and start walking down the beach ill catch up to you in a bit" he said a bit excited... 

    She started walking… wondering… doubting herself… just confused about what had just happened, maybe it wasnt her, maybe it was h… suddenly the guy grabs her by her shoulder turns her around and says: “DUDE!!! you wont believe who ive been fucking for the past 6 months!”

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    #famous last words #relationship stuff#texts
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  • She has had the same nightmare for months now. Lizzie stared down at her trembling hands that were covered in her sisters blood. Her lifeless body was on the floor of their dads office, right next to where Lizzie was sitting. The blonde twin couldn’t really fathom what happened. 

    “Josie!!! Josie, don’t leave me. It’s going to be okay. I’m going to call dad. Please, come back to me.” She barely managed to get those words out. She had a lump in her throat because she knew damn well it was her fault her twin sister was dead. She couldn’t explain what and how it had happened exactly but she knew it was her fault. One moment she was boiling with rage, ― a kind of anger she never felt before ― the next moment it was as if she was possessed by something. Lizzie felt like she was imprisoned into the back of her mind with no control over her body whatsoever. All the while her body did whatever it wanted. It was her hands that had summoned the knives that stabbed her sister. It was her mind that did the spell but Lizzie wasn’t in control. 

    This wasn’t one of her episodes. She knew how those felt. Whenever she had her episodes, she felt as if she’d lost control over her emotions but never her body. This was something different.

    Helplessly she looked around the office in hope of finding something to help her sister but she didn’t know what she was looking for. How could she bring someone back from the dead? Before she could think of ways to do that, her dad came running into his office. “Oh daddy, thank god you’re here. Something terrible happened. We need to help her. It was an accident. What do you we do?” Lizzie knew damn well there was nothing to do but the fact that her dad was there now comforted her a little. He couldn’t bring her back any more than Lizzie could but at least he was still alive. As long as he was there everything would be okay.

     Before she could breathe a sigh of relief, her dad was aiming his crossbow at her. “ Get away from my daughter. NOW!” there was nothing but hatred in his voice, which scared Lizzie even more. “Dad… it’s me, Lizzie. I’m your daughter, too. Did you forget abo….?” she asked but before she could even finish her sentence, her dad responded with a harsh voice. “You died the moment you killed your sister. You’re no longer my child. NOW. GET. AWAY. FROM. MY. CHILD!!!” his words were harsher than his voice. They were sharp and it felt like every single syllable cut through her heart. She felt as if she could no longer breathe.

    Just as her dad fired the arrow at her, she woke up. Crying and petrified, but she knew it was just a dream. Lizzie took a few shaky breaths before calming down. She’s had this nightmare ever since her dad had told her and her sister about the merge. First she believed that it was just her way of processing the whole merge thing and her fear of being killed by the one person she loved the most but she couldn’t help but shake the feeling that the nightmare had a deeper meaning. It felt like a bad omen. One that she couldn’t do anything about. Only time would tell if the story of the Saltzman twins would end in a family tragedy or not.

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    Tumblr Mobile what the actual cinnamon toast McFlurry fuck is this shit

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    ummmmmm !!

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    #texts#tears#texting #texts from last night #text message#my text#text#text post #i have tears in my eyes #crying#sadgirl #and i havent posted these in a while and i want to #the heart wants what it wants #wants and desires #i want to cry #i want him #all i want #forever hurting #you hurt me #why cant i be better #keep my feelings to myself #unrequited feelings#feelings#drunk texts #wish you were here #god i wish that were me #wish #you broke my heart #heart break#breaking up
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    #aestheitcs#texting#texts#text message #texts from last night #text messages#my text#text#alonetime #let it go #letting go#deep #you deserve better #i forgive you #mistakes #why cant i be better #why her#why him #i loved you once #loneliness#loss #i miss you #introverted#forever hurting #i want to stop hurting #need a hug #needed you #wants and needs #breakups suck#breaking up
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  • Gendry: I wish I could declare a day where nobody fucken talked to me.

    Arya: uhhh, everything okay?

    Gendry: like all day… Nobody asked me anything or how to do something or told me a story I didn’t give two shits about

    Arya: did something happen at work?

    Gendry: it should be allotted to you like sick days or PTO.

    Arya: so definitely work then, want to talk about it?

    Gendry: they’d be called fuck off days.

    Arya: ah okay, a handcuffs and mac n cheese night it is then.

    Gendry: I love you 😍

    #gendrya#texts #inspired by my best friend #giving off strong gendry vibes #i didnt offer her handcuffs tho #grumpy!gendry
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  • Catching his attention was a couple in a car with the interior light on. Moving closer, the cop could see a young man behind the steering wheel reading a newspaper. In the backseat a young blonde was knitting.

    The lawman walked up to the vehicle and knocked on the driver-side window. The startled lad rolled it down and said, “Yes, Officer?”

    “What are you doing?” the cop asked.

    “Isn’t it obvious?” the young man replied. “I’m reading today’s newspaper.”

    Pointing to the blonde in the backseat, the policeman grunted, “And what’s she doing?”

    “I believe she’s knitting a sweater,” the guy behind the wheel responded.

    “How old are you?” the cop inquired.

    “I’m 22, Officer.”

    “And the girl—how old is she?”

    The dude in the driver’s seat looked at his watch and said, “She’ll turn 18 in ten minutes.”

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    looool miss u 😩

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    • Winn: going out of town 4 a bit to avoid getting shot again
    • Winn: make sure B doesn't get herself killed while I'm gone
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  • Edit: WOW!! This blew up, thanks for the gold kind stranger!!

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    Canadians have no fear of the cold.

    #sometimes im funny #not writing#texts
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    • NOAH: What's up, loser? How are things?
    #texts: noah #texts: noah ft. valencia meeks #texts #texts: valencia meeks #andiesmu
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    • FINN: I think I've been single for way too long.
    • FINN: I have literally nothing left to watch on Netflix.
    • FINN: Anything that I had some interest in, I've totally watched it.
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    • GRANT: I love my kids. I really do.
    • GRANT: But I need to get out of the house and grab a beer as soon as possible.
    • GRANT: You know I'm not kidding around if I'm willing to be around people.
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