#tf2 soldier Tumblr posts

  • australiurn
    30.11.2021 - 56 minutes ago

    no im serious people need to remember or learn that soldier is canonically and literally the team captain of the offense unit. hes on the same level of rank and influence for his unit as medic is for the support team and heavy is for the defense team. like yeah soldiers kooky and adorable and goofy but hes a hard fucking worker and a good tactician and strategist and he OWNS his role and does everything he can to lead them all to victory like. i need people to understand this

    #HES THE TEAM FUCKING CAPTAIN I NEED TO DIE RIGHT NOW #its the same feelings i have for scout being Baby Brother energy and yet STILL being a dangerous motherfucker #now you have. raccoon loving sweetheart soldier #being literally the fucking LEADER #OF ALL OFFENSE #CAN YALL FUCKING UNDERSTAND #i am clenching and unclenching my fists #tf2
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  • cryosaur
    30.11.2021 - 1 hour ago

    soldier is such a girlboss

    #tf2 #team fortress two #soldier tf2#tf2 fanart
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  • polyam-tf2
    29.11.2021 - 6 hours ago



    Medic @ Soldier and Demo:

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  • hearties-circus
    29.11.2021 - 8 hours ago

    Huh, that's odd.

    [Solly: she/they, effie: any pronouns, pier: no pronouns]

    #al art#al ocs #team fortress 2 #tf2#tf2 oc#tf2 soldier#tf2 sniper#tf2 medic #the helmets not tilted up enough in the last one but you get the idea #unrelated to the actual lore stuff but i really like how i drew effie at the end there #hmmm. i wonder what i should reveal next? possibly the name or why there isnt one #but that might be too conected to the main story. m not sure i could just draw something for that #solly#effie#pier
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  • polyam-tf2
    29.11.2021 - 14 hours ago

    "You have done worse MAGGOT! You'll keep on Doing Good!"

    "That's not helpin' Soldier"

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  • tf2-but-incorrect
    29.11.2021 - 17 hours ago

    Scout: I wish you could block people in real life.

    Engineer: Restraining order.

    Soldier: Murder.

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  • wolfbrain908
    29.11.2021 - 23 hours ago

    Commission for Mav3n on twitch.

    #art#commission#tf2 #soldier team fortress 2 #yellerart
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  • thisisjay
    29.11.2021 - 23 hours ago

    (tf2 x reader)


    Scout always put his arms around your shoulders first and played a joke with you. And one day, you found him standing defenselessly.

    With a big smile, you suddenly surprised him and put your arms around his shoulders. You expected his screams and trying to joke around, but there was no response. 

    As you looked up, he said hi awkwardly, stiffed, red faced, unlike usual. And that made even you became awkward, so you greeted awkwardly too, and moved away from him a little.

    On that day, there was a strange atmosphere between the two all day.


    Pyro was too absorbed in the heat of battle and their fantasy. It seemed as if they couldn't hear the surrounding sound. So you held their hands to stop them, saying let's go back. And slowly drag them so as not to provoke them as much as possible. 

    Surprisingly, Pyro follows you submissively. But they didn't let go of your hand all day, so you had to play with them all day, but they looked satisfied.


    After lunch together, you realized that Soldier had a small sauce on his face. When you approached him and whispered that something was on his face that only he could hear, he nodded and wiped his face.

    But you can see the sauce's still left. So you reach out your hand and softly wipe it off. He flinched by the sudden contact, but soon he spoke loudly "Thanks!" And then he went far away.

    Since then, he've been putting a lot of things on his face.


    After the battle, you sat on a hard chair for a while and slept. Soon you felt someone sitting next to you and you lied down on the person without thinking.

    However, you suddenly felt a stiff muscle in the touched area, so you turned your head slightly, and noticed that Heavy was sitting in a completely upright position.

    Unlike his calm and unchanging expression, he's stiff attitude made you laugh but you just closing your eyes comfortably again and break. So you didn't see Heavy staring and warning other mercenaries making loud noises.


    Carelessly turning around the corner, you bumped into something. It was Demo. One problem was that he was so drunk that he stumbled too much. You pulled and grabbed him collapsing toward the floor, but eventually failed to catch him and fell together.

    But from then you can't stand up either. Because he did not let you go and rather hugged you more with his other hand. Feeling the smell of alcohol, you had to be trapped in his arms on the floor for a while.

    And for a while after that, Demo avoided you out of shame.


    Whenever you saw Engie playing the guitar, you wanted to learn how to play it. So you asked him if he could teach you, and he readily accepted.

    However you were confused about from how to hold the guitar. He moved his fingers from behind you and taught you, made it easy for you to focus on the guitar.

    But you, who were so absorbed, realized that you were almost in a hug position at the end.


    When you had to go to the jungle with Sniper because of the mission, you kept staggering awkwardly. Not used to the shoes and slippery swamp roads, you were keep stumbling.

    At the 100th moment when you cursed about its really humid weather and uncomfortable, he gently reached out his hand silently.

    It was a little shame, but you thanked him and held hands with a smile. Since then, you have been able to walk a little easily. But it was still slippery, so you had to lean on him at the end of the day.


    During the battle, you were running recklessly and bumped into something. You fell down and rolled over the floor.

    You thought there was nothing, but when you woke up and looked up, there was Spy up on you. Fell on the floor in a strange position almost lying on you, his embarrassed eyes were at a close distance.

    When you're trying to say something, he quickly stand up, shook off the dust on his suit and said, "Be more careful." And he hides and disappears.

    Without a mask, you could have seen his face that was much redder than you.


    In the days when Medigun wasn't around, you were injured on your leg, so Medic was suturing your wound. Sitting on the examination table, you were looking at Medic's top of the head.

    But while he disinfecting your legs, you unconsciously grabbed his shoulder in a shriekable pain. You apologized immediately and tried to move your hand, but Medic calmly said it's okay to grab him if it's too painful.

    By the end of the wound suture, which felt too long than usual, you were crying and leaning on his shoulder as if hugging him.

    #tf2 x reader #team fortress 2 #tf2#tf2 sniper#tf2 spy#tf2 scout#tf2 heavy#tf2 medic#tf2 engineer#tf2 demo#tf2 pyro#tf2 soldier #tf2 engineer x reader #tf2 medic x reader #tf2 spy x reader #tf2 scout x reader #tf2 sniper x reader #tf2 demoman x reader #tf2 pyro x reader #tf2 soldier x reader #tf2 headcanon
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  • nimbus-lightest
    29.11.2021 - 1 day ago

    i already had massive respect for people who edit full-length videos but the fact that this took me five hours to make is a huge boost to that respect

    anyway, tf2 incorrect quotes because i got bored and have no way to play the game right now! whoo!

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  • cooltf2facts
    28.11.2021 - 1 day ago

    Have you ever wondered what it would be like to deep fry an entire thanksgiving turkey? Soldier asked himself that same question yesterday, when he decided to take matters into his own hands by popping a five pound turkey in the deep fryer to see what would happen.

    Let’s just say: deep fryers are banned from the base, now, and there’s a hole in both the floor and ceiling.

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  • thisisjay
    28.11.2021 - 1 day ago

    (scout, soldier, demo, sniper, medic)


    Scout would be very worried when you sighed. He worries that might be about his fault. And starts thinking 'Did I do something wrong again?'

    But he'll just be relieved when he finds out that you're in a bad mood, and starts to worry about you at the same time. He'll come close to you and ask if you need anything. And keep suggesting you let's do something that maybe make you feel better. (like going to play baseball or eating bucket of chicken)


    Soldier will exercise you. All day long... When your mind is tired, you have to move your body! He'll keep training with you until you can't feel depression because you're too tired.

    But he will continue to stay next to you and watch your condition.


    Demo will fall into depression with you. Maybe he will feel more depressed because you are sad. However, as long as you are together, you will embrace each other and overcome it quickly. 

    You will drink together and get drunk for about a day and shake it off.


    Sniper doesn't know what to do when he sees your depression. He is the most clumsy man among mercenaries in comforting others. So he'll just keep talking to you meaninglessly, unlike usual. 

    But he's still worried about the situation that you doesn't seem to get much better. So he'll just give you a long hug at the end. Or he'll try to hug you, but end up just lean on you as he's pressing you awkwardly.


    Medic will sit in front of you immediately and start psychological counseling. And he will create a cozy atmosphere so that you could feel stable with warm tea. 

    He knows that conversation is the biggest medicine for depression. But if you want, he'll prescribe you an appropriate real medicine.

    #tf2 x reader #tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 sniper#tf2 scout#tf2 medic#tf2 demoman#tf2 soldier#tf2 headcanon #tf2 sniper x reader #tf2 scout x reader #tf2 medic x reader #tf2 demoman x reader #tf2 soldier x reader
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  • sorry-there-nurse
    28.11.2021 - 2 days ago

    I hope in the last tf2 comic Spy takes off his mask but they keep obscuring it with speech bubbles

    #spy#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 comics #everyone else can see it but as soon as we’re at an angle where the reader could see it suddenly saxton hale comes through carrying his yeti #and blocks the reveal. speech bubbles. animals. soldier. everything blocks his face.
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  • lsp-mochi
    27.11.2021 - 2 days ago

    The mercs and PDA


    Have this because I felt I needed to post something whilst I do some requests - don’t worry, I do see them - they may take a bit of time though, I’m quite busy with a lot other stuff atm but I’m trying my best to get something out around every other day



    He’s very big on PDA, like, he always wants to show you off to everyone

    Will 100% pinch your ass when he’s walking past you, and this won’t change wether you’re with someone or not. He grins goofily and snickers when you squeak and slap his chest in retaliation, he gets such an ego boost to see you so flustered

    But it’s not his fault, your honour. His hand just moved on its own, he swears by it.

    However, if you get uncomfortable by this he will immediately stop and probably feel really bad about for a while. If you assure him that it’s only those specific touches that you don’t like, he’ll feel slightly better

    He still wants to make some contact with you though, and if you allow it, then he’ll happily settle for hand holding or wrapping an arm around you

    But for someone who actively goes out of his way to terrorise you with affection in front of others, he gets awfully flustered if you do the same to him. His personal favourite is when you sneak up behind him and wrap your arms around his waist, he practically melts under your touch every time

    Please terrorise him back, he needs to be humbled


    This man has zero shame

    He will make it a habit to, when returning after a victory, loudly announce your presence before running over to spin you around and dip you into a passionate kiss in the middle of the base surrounded by everyone

    He loves it when you slip your hand into his, because he gets to immediately hold up your intertwined fingers like a trophy, showing the contact off to everyone who has eyes

    Is very intense and loud with his affection but, in fairness, he has yet to give you a necklace of human ears so you don’t really have any place to complain.

    He definitely favors big over dramatic smooches on the mouth rather than just boring pecks on the cheek

    But if you want him to hone in on his affection due to it being slightly too much, then he will try his damnedest to do so. To the point where, if he crosses the line accidentally, he will severely punish himself with extra intense workouts, but it’s worth it for your honour, he says.

    You hurriedly assure him he doesn’t have to do that


    They don’t really understand PDA, they just understand that they want to hold you and they want to hold you now

    It doesn’t matter where you are, Pyro will always be holding your hand, or looping an arm around your own, playing with your hair all that fluffy stuff. They just really like making physical contact with you, be it big or small


    Pyro loves giving and receiving head pats, it’s like another form of a hug for them, they get so giggly if you pat their masked head, also nose/mask boops 100%

    They’ve also greatly taken a liking to gently holding your face and pressing their forehead to your own, but those are usually reserved for more private moments between you two, and it’s awfully sweet

    Will definitely snuggle up to you on the couch if it’s movie night - everyone thinks it’s very cute

    They’re a cuddle bug as much as they are a fire bug to say the very least


    He doesn’t really have an opinion on PDA, he gets that some people like it and others don’t, so if you’re not the biggest fan of it then he won’t force anything

    But if you don’t mind then he’ll happily give you forehead and cheek kisses in front of others, also likes to wrap his arms around you from behind and rest his head on your shoulder, but that is usually when he’s semi drunk and clingy

    He is a very proud lover, and, like Scout, will want to show you off to others

    He’s not big on doing inherently distracting acts in front of others, such as mouth kisses, or cuddling on the communal area’s couch

    Demo is overall a pretty basic lover, he’s not too private, not too extravagant. Just a nice balance of both.


    He’s not a big fan of PDA

    You already know how much he adores you and vice versa, he doesn’t need everyone to know it as well

    He will do basic things though, like subtly brushing a piece of hair out of your face, or keeping a hand on your shoulder if he wants some form of contact, but he doesn’t feel the need to display affection in front of his work colleagues

    If you give him a hug in front of others though, he will happily reciprocate, as he himself isn’t embarrassed about it, he tends not to initiate PDA in the first place in case you or others get uncomfortable by it

    He’s quite traditional but will make some exceptions if you want


    He doesn’t really have an opinion on it, but would prefer to keep it relatively quiet and simple: hand holding, basic kisses on the cheek, knuckle kisses etc

    Mostly because he gets very flustered whenever you’re particularly lovey dovey with him in public, he can hardly breathe when you kiss him in private, but in front of the other mercenaries? He would simply pass away

    Don’t get me wrong, he loves to cuddle up with you and give you all of the affection in the world, but he prefers it when there aren’t eight other men staring at him as he does

    If you sneak up behind him and kiss his cheek when he’s talking to someone he will short circuit and completely forget what he was talking about


    PDA is a big no no for this man, so if you don’t like PDA much either, you’re in luck

    He’s already relatively reserved, so the idea of the other guys seeing you and him together like that rubs him the wrong way

    He doesn’t feel the need to publicly parade and shove his love life in other blokes’ faces (at least that’s how he put it)

    The only exception is when he grumpily loops an arm around your waist when he sees other people looking your way, or when he ruffles your hair with a small smile, they aren’t too intimate for him to handle and they make you laugh so it’s worth it

    When you’re both alone though, he is very clingy

    Overall, he does enjoy your hugs and kisses just not in front of others


    He doesn’t really have an opinion on it, but he keeps to himself on most days

    He’s not out of his operating theatre much, and when he is, he’s in the midst of battle, so he doesn’t really get a chance to publicly display affection

    And when you’re alone he’s not necessarily sitting in your lap either, he gives a few kisses here and there, but nothing crazy, he mostly shows affection through his words and pet names he gives you

    He shows most of his physical affection when you’re dancing together

    You and him, on the same evening at the same time every week, part from the other mercenaries and go to his office. You both dance to some classical music on his gramophone. It is here where you’ll hear his love struck words, where you’ll feel all the kisses and touches he held back during the days

    He’ll rest his forehead against yours and kiss you all over your face

    I think his love language is mostly words of affirmation and quality time 100%


    He kind of just despises it?

    As much as he would like to gloat and show off to everyone else, he finds no point to do so, because all that it does is let the others see you when you’re dumb and in love

    Those are things that should be witnessed by him and him only

    He also doesn’t like to be seen as vulnerable by his colleagues, because God knows he gets weak in the knees when you’re sweet to him

    He does not mind a simple hand in the crook of his elbow, but he will turn invisible and run for the hills if you try and kiss him in front of others

    Don’t take it personally though, he’s just not quite ready for it yet

    Feel free to do all that fluffy crap when you two are alone though, deep down he really likes to feel loved

    #team fortress 2 #team fortress 2 x reader #tf2 #tf2 x reader #tf2 scout #tf2 scout x reader #tf2 soldier #tf2 soldier x reader #tf2 pyro #tf2 pyro x reader #tf2 demoman #tf2 demoman x reader #tf2 heavy #tf2 heavy x reader #tf2 engineer #tf2 engineer x reader #tf2 sniper #tf2 sniper x reader #tf2 medic #tf2 medic x reader #tf2 spy #tf2 spy x reader
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  • meettheroboman
    27.11.2021 - 2 days ago

    This blog is currently under renovation! Stay tuned for an updated ref sheet and more. Ask box is closed for now.

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  • tangentburd
    27.11.2021 - 2 days ago

    You mess with one, you mess with all.

    — “Spy’s Disguise” by Fortress Films

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  • tf2redshot
    27.11.2021 - 2 days ago
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