Don’t bring baby Thanos into this HSY. Don’t.
Don’t bring baby Thanos into this HSY. Don’t.
I would like to write an extensive essay on those who could solo Thanos because I feel that their sheer power outweighs the ability of any infinity stone—let alone all of them.
This essay will include those who are not from the MCU, as everyone introduced within the universe is weak. (Basically, it’s an ironic list that is meant to be taken 1000% seriously😁)
I’m 6′ 2″ and standing next to this guy makes me feel tiny~
His boots add some height. Without them I come up right under Dione’s chest. We get a lot of comments on our height and size difference when out together. He’s my huge bodyguard. People don’t realize how big Dione is until they see him in person. I keep describing him as an 8′ 3″ mountain of a alien. He’s a gentle giant. He just looks very intimidating which is what makes him so good as Thanos~!
Quick photo backstage before I conquer this world~
I have one convention to do before I can rest. We had trouble with batteries in The Infinity Gauntlet but the event staff were very efficient and quick to fix it. This gauntlet is motion powered and turns on when I close my fist, and turn off when I open my hand. It’s a neat addition to my costume. Yes, it’s very heavy. I’ve been asked if I ever get nervous before I go out on stage as Thanos. Yes I do. You want to accurately portray a villain that is so well known. Fortunately, being Thanos requires no enthusiasm. I enjoy it.
Yes, I am here~
I know it’s exciting when I come to Earth and a lot of people want to meet me. I heard people have been asking my friends about my arrival which I will address once I have settled in. I’m not here as ‘Thanos’ but rather for personal matters. I will have to have a conversation about respecting privacy. I wasn’t happy with what Stark has told me. I want to rest now. Otto added the hearts on the photo.
You guys didn’t think he was going to show up did you?
He’s finally here! He’s safe. His arms are longer than mine so we decided to snap a quick selfie before he takes a nap. He’s exhausted.
Thanos be like😂
Nobody would know if he just didn’t say anything… it’s not like they have much of a resemblance.
[im gonna lay down
and potentially take a nap
brain im beginng u
pls no more weird emet selch dreams where u thanos snap him away from me pls]
As someone who tends to be more interested in the villain than the hero in superhero stories, i tend to have issues watching non spiderman marvel movies. Aside from Thanos and Ultron, there aren’t any non spiderman villains in the MCU i loved.
It is also a great reason to prefer non DCEU DC movies. Batman and Robin might be a complete shitshow. Batman Returns has a great Catwoman, a Great Max Shreck and of course Danny DeVito playing A Croc in Penguins Clothing. Batman 89 has an amazingly hilarious Joker. Even batman for fucking ever, my least favourite of this quadrology, has an incredibly well acted Jim Carry Riddler. The villains in the Nolanverse are iconic for a reason. I truly and wholeheartedly believe that villains are what makes a superhero story great. Marvel just has shit villains compared to DC.
Infinity War would’ve been 10x better if “another one bites the dust” played after the snap.
…You know I’m right.
Γιατί να κυλάει τόσο γρήγορα ο χρόνος όταν είμαι μαζί σου;
I hate not being very assertive~
All I wanted was get to the convention on time, not be relentlessly hounded for marriage. I get proposed to a lot, especially when in costume as Doc Ock. I get proposed to by all genders. It’s flattering but being pushy about it after I politely decline makes me uncomfortable. I just kinda.....scooted away from this person....or at least I tried to. He wasn’t deterred by arms hissing at him. Everywhere I tried to move to this guy would follow asking me to marry him. I felt my chest get tight. Just as I was about to have an anxiety attack and burst into tears an 8' 3" mountain of a Titan stood behind me and said "he said no." The man visibly cowered and got off at the next stop.
All I managed was a smile at him. He nodded at me and sat down. He invited me to sit in he empty seat next to him. I was shocked he remembered me. He said "how could I forget the human that kissed my cheek?" My face got bright red. His name is Dione. I managed to embarrass myself even more by
falling asleep on his bicep .
I woke up and realized I had used Dione as a pillow. I apologized profusely. He was very kind about it and wasn't upset at me. He seems like a really nice guy. I hope we get some time to talk more.
thinkin’ about how Thanos probably knew about the emergence of his own planet titan and how the overpopulation would’ve been a byproduct of birthing another celestial AND if he had his way and eliminated half of Titan’s population it would’ve been delayed n he would’ve been a hero lmao yikes sorry thanos it’s pure antihero vibes from here on out I get why u were cursed w knowledge now
Thanos (2017) #4
Fika bonding! 21#24
Fika is a state of mind and an important part of Swedish culture. It means making time for friends and colleagues to share a cup of coffee and a little something to eat.