#the chicks Tumblr posts

  • rosie-the-lee
    05.05.2021 - 5 hours ago

    being a lee means memorizing tickle scenes in tv shows/movies and feeling internal panic when you recognize when a show is nearing that scene

    #i’m sitting here with my dad watching white chicks and the auction scene came on- i switched to cnn so fucking fast
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  • hellishmoth
    05.05.2021 - 5 hours ago

    VILLAINOUS

    ANCIENT EVIL
    you were awakened by foolish mortals and are now on a rampage. you're kind of just mad they interrupted your nap. you have an ever shifting, grotesque form with a thousand tentacles and like gazillion eyes. you mouth is full of sharp teeth and is basically a portal to another dimension, falling into which causes a horrible agonizing death. and you know what that means....you're the sex symbol of the internet! thousands of people will willingly jump in!! who knows why! just take this as a consolation prize for when you're somehow inevitably defeated by the hero and the power of love or some other bullshit
    #musings. ♡ choking chicks and sodomy #LOOKS AT THE VIBE OF MY PORTRAYAL #YEAH. YEAH #this is also a callout for me because i did willingly jump in
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  • begrudginglytumbling
    05.05.2021 - 13 hours ago

    I am trying to get some nice photos of these little menaces.

    They are not cooperating.

    #chatting to the void #Chicks #that whiteish one is Xiao Bai #in the top picture the one on the right is Xiao Hei #these creatures of mine have decided to be unphotogenic and unhelpful #this is admittedly my fault #as they are naturally curious about anything my hands are near #since my hands indicate either food or cuddles #put a shiny phone in the mix and you get this #with their little beaks too close to the lens
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  • whitegirlgrant
    05.05.2021 - 19 hours ago

    here’s a little strawberry pot full of sempervivum I put together today lmao I CANNOT wait for them to put off their little babies and just fill out the entire pot

    #some of them are super etiolated but it’s ok #I think as they grow outdoors the new growth will be good and I can just pull off the old leaves with tweezers lmao #and two or three years from now I’ll just redo the whole arrangement with the chicks
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  • aworld-of-music
    05.05.2021 - 21 hours ago
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  • grandenoirceur
    05.05.2021 - 22 hours ago

    Don’t judge me for my late night workout music choice. I’m trying to keep the bp down so I can sleep tonight.

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  • yupyupppippi
    05.05.2021 - 23 hours ago

    oh hozier we're really in it now

    #stupid text post #this is called. i had two seltzers and realized i was lonely while listening to hozier and the chicks
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  • grosutina
    04.05.2021 - 1 day ago

    found several Reoccurring Themes in my writing. i have a Brand i guess.

    #ne seri #that brand is 3 protagonists but get this 2 of them are chicks with a morose feminine/sociable gremlin dynamic #the third is a charming twink with depression
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  • julienbakersideblog
    04.05.2021 - 1 day ago

    boygenius & their chicks notice (5/4/21)

    #boygenius#julien baker#phoebe bridgers#lucy dacus#2021#the chicks #cowboy take me away #live on kexp #2018 #phoebe on twitter #phoebe on instagram #lucy on instagram #lucy on twitter #julien on instagram
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  • rabblets
    04.05.2021 - 1 day ago

    If that's the growth of a little mallard mutt compared to a regular chicken, I wonder how big and fast Pekin must grow...

    Also I never want to raise standard chickens again. Ducks are messier, but they sure grow faster...a fair trade I suppose. If I just had a decent place to brood them I wouldn't mind raising ducks for meat.

    #i know the bin is messy i cleaned it like Yesterday lkjasf #lesson learned this was NOT a good idea to try to brood chicks with a duckling
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  • questionthenightwatcher
    04.05.2021 - 1 day ago

    im stuck on my t-phone right now but i wanna ramble

    i really fuckin' love the movie moulin rouge. idk why but i just...i think i relate to christain a lot

    a lower class dude who's never been in love before falls in love with a pretty girl way out of his league and actually somehow winds up with her instead of the other, more rich, more...handsome dudes vying for her affection?

    like. same. except im more handsome than those other dorks.

    except carlton but everyone thinks he was hot, he doesn't count. plus he was an abusive piece of shit. and he's dead.

    #.raph speaks. #.t-phone. #well cleo also has chicks going after her too but moulin rouge is from '01 #so none of the less beans in it #and cleo...actually did die once and so did satine #difference is cleo came back #...and it wasn't by sickness it was shredder but #shut up let me have this
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  • begrudginglytumbling
    04.05.2021 - 1 day ago

    My poor babies are so confused right now.

    I’ve had to shove my fleece in the washing machine, which means, obviously, I can’t wear it until it dries. Unfortunately this has sent my chicks into a panicked scamble when they see me, until they hear my voice.

    Then they’re just confused. Because I sound like mum, but I don’t really look like mum because I’m the wrong colour, I’m not purple.

    #chatting to the void #Chicks #I really shouldn't have worn it while sorting out the other chickens #I should've changed #but I wasn't expecting to get as mucky as I did
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  • titsnbricks
    04.05.2021 - 1 day ago

    May the 4th be with you 🤓😋🚀🪐

    If you like that, then maybe you should come watch me nerd out with some lingerie & legos 😉🍑🍒🔥🖤

    https://onlyfans.com/titsnbricks

    #girls with tattoos #big tiddy goth gf #tattoos #big tiddy gf #thick chicks #thick and curvy #onlyf4ns #onlyf@ns #thickaf#may 4th #may the fourth be with you #panty peek#panty flash #big tiddy committee #bedroom
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  • potatotrash0
    04.05.2021 - 1 day ago
    #miu keeps suggesting vulgar pickup lines #kazuichi’s tips are godawful and he probably got them from a book on how to pick up chicks or something #and leon. he’s not horrible but i sincerely doubt his tricks would work if nagito tried them #leon is a Practiced Casanova and nagito is. nagito. #i love him dearly but. i do not think he can pull off whatever leon might suggest #i choose to believe nagito practices a little bit of common sense and doesn’t take their advice after one session of lessons #because i’m dying at the thought of him flirting with someone like That #em answers#hajimesphattibbies#danganronpa#sdr2#nagito komaeda#komaeda nagito#miu iruma #miu iruma cw #cake don’t look #cake dont look #kazuichi souda#leon kuwata
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  • bonnie-bug
    04.05.2021 - 1 day ago

    tumblr: where u can see someone reblog a cute animal video going “aww how cute”

    and then the VERY NEXT POST is the same video reblogged by someone completely different with a completely different chain of reblogs but that one explains that no, it’s not actually cute, it’s a panicked stress response/those two animals are predator and prey/it’s an endangered animal in an unsafe private zoo or residence/all three at once or more/etc

    and the first blog isnt a mutual so u dont feel comfortable rolling up to their askbox going “uh hey apparently that cute video isnt actually cute sorry about that?”

    #this happens semi-frequently when it’s separated by like 15 posts but since they were reblogged at the exact same time #it felt worthy of documentation kdbdbdkd #it was one with a kitten supposedly ‘’protecting’’ a couple baby chicks but not only is cat saliva potentially lethal to birds #(well the bacteria in it but same difference) #it was already in stalking mode about a bird on the roof and if those chicks had suddenly moved fast it could’ve been. bad #the bon speaks
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  • stardust-walker
    04.05.2021 - 1 day ago
    #for some reason they were fine with my drunk ass requesting white trash wedding by the chicks though lmao
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  • anime-to-the-t
    04.05.2021 - 1 day ago
    #Bullying Back: The Vengeance of 31 #Ijimekaeshi Fukushuu no 31 #27 Nina#31#hammer#bullying #so this manga a v violent #none of the typical tacks in your shoes and name calling bullying #like these chicks were beating the shit out of the MC on a reg basis #but its a revenge story soo #my posts#my caps#31 cap
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  • ifjgh
    03.05.2021 - 2 days ago
    #Crow Caws #ya know cause tumblr is the best place to pick up chicks dudes and beings with attitude
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  • callofd00bie
    03.05.2021 - 2 days ago
    #weed #girls who smoke weed #420#marijuana #girls who smoke #stoner#stoner chicks #420 blaze it #420 life#blaze it #the truth is out there #the x files
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  • paintedpeeta
    03.05.2021 - 2 days ago
    #everlark headcanons #ft toastbaby girl #i am finally starting to answer some asks again lol hello everybody #domestic everlark and their precious wee chicks 🥺 #bonus points that peeta tells everyone who comes into the bakery that his daughter can walk now #and she’s so clever and adorable #katniss just smothering her baby’s chubby cheeks in kisses 🥰 #wow crying#asks
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