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    Congratulations! You’ve been accepted as the Lady in the first season of The Gentlemen. 

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    ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢs: mentions of sexually explicit content, cursing. this story is not appropriate for underage readers.



    They’re all waiting there by the time you arrive.

    In perfect time, they all glance up with the sliding of the glass door and the oldest of the contestants, Seokjin, shuffles aside on the packed couch to make room for you. 

    It’s odd still; having cameramen spotted around the house and outdoor area, crouched in corners or tucked behind furniture, but you try to ignore them as best you can, sitting carefully between Seokjin and Taehyung. 

    Still hesitant with names, you mentally run through a roll call, working out who is who. You’d met each one of the seven Gentlemen only briefly before, an awkward staged introduction that had to be filmed multiple times due to Namjoon getting his directions mixed up, Taehyung breaking into laughter on several occasions, and Jungkook forgetting his lines. 

    Then, you’d been instructed to go get ‘dressed down’ a bit (aka the boys loosening their ties or removing their blazers, and you swapping some heels for house slippers) and get to know each other properly over dinner. 

    You feel some of your nervous tension ease away with deep breaths tinged with the meaty smell of the barbecue in the middle table. At least you’d be spending the next two months in relative luxury. “Who’s on duty?” you question to the group, willing your stomach not to growl.

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  • My movie tip during this quarantine is Guy Ritchie´s The Gentlemen. Awesome film, great actors, nice tracksuits, beautiful photography and what I can only assume is a little call out to TMFU fans ;)

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  • i just wanna say that I love charlie hunnam’s role in the gentlemen. 

    that’s it. keep scrolling. 

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  • Ah, shit… I thought I had posted this yesterday afternoon, but apparently just saved to my drafts. Oops. Anyway, instead of just waiting until next week, here’s a late edition of My Week in Reviews.

    The Gentlemen (Guy Ritchie, 2020)


    Sure, it suffers in the same way all of Ritchie’s films do, in favoring plot over character and style over substance, but that’s part of the charm of a Guy Ritchie film. They’re vulgar and quick and clever and chock-full of immensely entertaining performances. The Gentlemen takes its Ritchie-isms to the next level, for better and worse.

    McConaughey is a blast, as is the scene-stealing Hugh Grant. Behind them are surprisingly strong turns by Charlie Hunnam and Henry Golding, the always welcome Colin Farrell in a surprisingly tame role for a film like this, and Succession’‘s Jeremy Strong having waaayy too much fun.

    The writing is exactly what’s to be expected from a film like this. It’s vulgar and twisty and often far more impressed with itself than it has any right to be. But it’s fun, so who cares? - 7.5/10

    Bloodshot (Dave S.W. Wilson, 2020)


    We’ve already known it for a looong time now, but this is a painful reminder that Vin Diesel is the single worst actor of this generation.

    The entire film feels like disjointed video game cutscenes tossed together. This makes sense, seeing as this is Dave S.F. Wilson’s feature directorial debut after working in the video game industry for the past 16-years. It’s not always a problem, as Wilson does especially well on the tunnel action sequence, delivering a visually interesting, over-the-top moment that would go on to be the film’s single saving grace.

    Then there’s the writing, which feels as though it was done in a single sitting by an insecure 14-year-old boy who was just called gay by a classmate. It’s all so obvious, underdeveloped and chock-full of extreme machismo that only someone so fragile would ever mistake as being genuinely tough.

    There are a very few, flickering moments where this felt like it could’ve wandered into the territory of a fun, mindless ‘90s action flick, but they were way too few and far between to save this from it’s awful leading man, immature writing and unfocused direction. - 2/10

    Dolittle (Stephen Gaghan, 2020)


    Did Robert Downey Jr. & Co. bomb this shit on purpose?!? There’s zero reason for nothing in this to work. It’s a Goddamn family film that’s completely devoid of any sense of fun or wonder, and the animals are, at their best, awkward and annoying. Plus, RDJ’s a great actor, but holy shit he’s atrocious, here. Was this all just some sort of insurance scam?? - 1.5/10

    Reds (Warren Beatty, 1981)


    Beatty’s direction is damn good, Vittorio Storaro’s cinematography is beautiful, and much of the cast is stellar. The problem is, I quickly formed a strong dislike for Jack Reed and was therefore lost pretty early on. Plus, about an hour and a half here could very, very easily be trimmed and you’d lose absolutely nothing that really matters. - 4.5/10

    Downhill (Nat Faxon & Jim Rash, 2020)


    An absolute misfire on all fronts. It rarely knows when to utilize its humor, and when it does, it’s never confident in what type of humor to utilize. Is it a pitch-black comedy? It wants to be. Or is it an awkward dramedy about the avalanche that broke a marriage’s back? The tone throughout would make you think so, but Faxon & Rash never commit to it, in fear of losing the edge of the former. Is it a complete waste of both your time and a promising cast? More than anything, absolutely. - 2/10

    The Way Back (Gavin O’Connor, 2020)


    While I began wanting more out of the underdog sports story, O’Connor sticks to the character study within. Ben Affleck is incredible as a grieving alcoholic who finds a path to recovery in coaching his high school basketball team. It feels as personal as it reads on paper for Affleck, and because of that it saves itself from becoming just another film about redemption and basketball. - 8/10

    The Call of the Wild (Chris Sanders, 2020)


    After I got over Buck being CGI, I was quickly able to be taken by the heart of the story. Sanders & Co. stay true to the heart of London’s book, and because of that and a solid cast, as well as solid CGI work that brings Buck to life with a ton of personality (still wish he was a real dog, though), this is a light success, but a success no less. - 6.5/10

    I also revisited Akira Kurosawa’s Rashomon in celebration of what would’ve been his 110th birthday. Then I revisited my second favorite film of 2019, Greta Gerwig’s wonderful adaptation of Little Women, as well as Clint Eastwood’s infuriating Richard Jewell and Nilson & Schwartz’s incredibly sweet The Peanut Butter Falcon. And finally, I spent my Sunday with Wes Anderson’s Moonrise Kingdom - a film that came damn close to breaking into my Top 10 of the 2010s - and Pixar’s Ratatouille - one of my favorite animated films of the 2000s.


    -Timothy Patrick Boyer.

    #film#movies#cinema#the gentlemen#bloodshot#dolittle #my week in reviews #reds#downhill #the way back #the call of the wild
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    Ray looked around the party and wondered what exactly he should be doing there.

    The Starks were a powerful family, and -as many rich families tended to do -they hosted charity events throughout the year for one cause or another.

    This event was in favor of something something environment, and it was a bit less formal than the balls and galas. There was decent enough music and the food was fine. The booze was incredible.

    Lady Stark had given interviews, talked to people and made herself the perfect hostess. Ray wondered where she got that much energy.

    “Have you drunk something, Ray, darling?”

    He gave Margaery a polite nod. “I have, Miss Tyrell.”

    “What do you think of the party?” She asked, clearly intent on engaging him.

    “It’s very nice.”

    “A man of few words…” She laughed gracefully. “How’s working going? It must be quite a change for you.”

    He cleared his throat. “Work is work. Lady Stark is very organized and easy to work for.”

    “You’re lucky to be getting here now, if this is what you think.” Margaery gave him a cryptic smile.

    “What do you mean?” He asked, curious despite himself.

    “Aren’t you supposed to be well-informed?” Margaery asked him. “You should know the answer to that.”

    “There were only rumors. Nobody knows anything for a fact.”

    “She does.” Margaery indicated Sansa with her head. “And by the way you look at her…” She hummed. “You should start asking the right questions, darling.”

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  • One of our associates had an accident.

    The Gentlemen (2019)

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  • Seriously, Guy Ritchie, Charlie Hunnam, Matthew McConaughey, Michelle Dockery, Jeremy Strong, Colin Farrell, Hugh Grant, Henry Golding?!

    I have no problem with making Jews the bad guys in a gangster movie, but making it about them being Jewish is just lazy antisemitism. It is racist drivel.

    The whole kitsch gangster movie comes across as just a way to say Jews are evil. It’s fanciful stupidity.

    “Matthew is Jewish, which for the purposes of ‘The Gentlemen’ appears to mean that he is good with money, is devious to the point of unscrupulousness about his business affairs and hires giant bodyguards he describes as his ‘Mossad crabs.’ ‘Trust this Jew about that Jew,’ Mickey’s wife, Rosalind (Michelle Dockery), warns him when the two men commence talks, a scene that, given what comes after, seems to exist mostly to inoculate ‘The Gentlemen’ against charges of anti-Semitism by suggesting that there are Jews on both sides of the conflict.

    Matthew is not merely a tough negotiator; in the grand tradition of anti-Semitic tropes, he’s cheap and a cheat, working with Dry Eye to drive down the value of Mickey’s business, with some of Coach’s trainees as his cat’s paws. The result is a plot in which Jewish and Chinese people are ganging up on white men who are working class in their origins, using — among other people — young black men as their instruments. ‘The Gentlemen’ ends with Mickey’s Chinese and Jewish antagonists dead or maimed, and a consolidated alliance between the black and white characters who began, or remain, lower down on the class scale….

    [E]ven if Ritchie wasn’t deliberately slapping crisp blazers and natty sweaters on a nasty fantasy about model minorities trying to do white men wrong, it’s amazing that ‘The Gentlemen’ made it through every stage of development without anyone’s eyebrows shooting straight up off their heads in response.

    That’s never truer than in the movie’s final scene. In Shakespeare’s ‘The Merchant of Venice,’ the Jewish moneylender Shylock’s requirement of a pound of flesh as payment for a debt is presented as macabre and unreasonable. Shylock may have suffered from his debtor’s anti-Semitism and anti-competitive business practices.

    ‘The Gentlemen’ inverts Shylock’s demand when, as retribution for Dry Eye’s attempted rape of Rosalind, Mickey insists that Matthew not only make him whole for his business losses financially but that Matthew excise a pound of his own flesh. Unlike Shylock’s pursuit of his payment, ‘The Gentlemen’ treats Mickey’s brutality as reasonable, even chivalrous. This isn’t just a double standard: ‘The Gentlemen’ takes an act that marks a Jewish character as monstrous in Shakespeare and flips it around, suggesting that another Jewish character deserves to be forced to mutilate himself. ‘The Gentlemen’ uses Rosalind both as an excuse and a mask: Mickey is acting both in defense of, and on the advice of, his Jewish wife, who counsels him to be ruthless. But sorting people by whether they’re Good Jews or Bad Jews isn’t a refutation to charges of anti-Semitism…

    More than most people, even most of his fellow directors, Guy Ritchie’s talent is for making things look cool. It’s too bad the thing that he’s dressed up this time is anti-Semitism. ” -Alyssa Rosenberg

    Have to disagree with her that this is amazing. This is the reality of the American media-it’s very Nazi.

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  • #the gentlemen#thegentlemenedit#raymond smith#charlie hunnam#chunnamedit#charliehunnamedit #fletcher x ray #fletcher x raymond #raymond x fletcher #hugh grant #the gentlemen gifs #my gifs
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  • Raymond Smith and his “fucking-blink-unbelievable” expression

    #The Gentlemen#Raymond Smith#Charlie Hunnam#Guy Ritchie#Ray Smith#Raymondo#Flaymond #well it's not but technically it is #bc he's blinking at Fletcher #blink blink #Blinking Guy meme #Drew Scanlon Reaction #Izzy does gif
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  • что я не очень люблю рисовать: очки и бороду 

    что я рисую: бородатых мужиков в очках

    #poohart#the gentlemen#raymond smith#coach #raymond x coach #coach x ray #больше бородатых мужиков богу бородатых мужиков #охуенные мужики джентельмены
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    𝐒𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐟 𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐟𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐮𝐩𝐬, 𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐬 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝? 𝐀𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐚𝐬𝐦.𝐜𝐨𝐦’𝐬 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰! 𝐒𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠 𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐯𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐝. 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐬, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐧 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲’𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝, 𝐬𝐨 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐞! 𝐀𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐲 𝐧𝐨𝐰!


    𝗧𝗲𝗿𝗺𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀: 𝗮𝘀 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗟𝗮𝗱𝘆, 𝘆𝗼𝘂’𝗹𝗹 𝗯𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗾𝘂𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝘃𝗼𝘁𝗲 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗚𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻 𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗵 𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱. 𝗙𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝘂𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗲𝘁𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻, 𝗯𝗼𝘁𝗵 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗚𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗯𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗾𝘂𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘃𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗮 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘆 𝗼𝗻 𝘀𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗮𝘁 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀. 𝗙𝗼𝗼𝗱, 𝗱𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗸, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮𝗻𝘆 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗵𝘆𝗴𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗺𝘀 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗯𝗲 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗱 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗰𝗼𝘀𝘁. 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗚𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗯𝗲 𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗶𝗻𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝘀𝗲𝘅𝘂𝗮𝗹 𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗼𝗿 𝗮𝗻𝘆 𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘃𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗮 𝗮𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝘆 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲, 𝗴𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗻𝗼 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝗹𝗶𝗺𝗶𝘁𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗽𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗲𝗱 (𝘀𝗲𝗲 𝗔𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗶𝘅 𝗔 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗺 𝗼𝗻 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝗹𝗶𝗺𝗶𝘁𝘀). 𝗦𝗮𝗳𝗲𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗱𝘀 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗮𝗹𝘄𝗮𝘆𝘀 𝗯𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗶𝗳 𝗻𝗼𝘁, 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗳𝗳 𝗼𝗻-𝘀𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗲𝗻𝗲. 𝟮𝟰/𝟳 𝗯𝗿𝗼𝗮𝗱𝗰𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗯𝗲 𝗮𝘃𝗮𝗶𝗹𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗼𝗻 𝗮 𝗽𝗮𝘆-𝗽𝗲𝗿-𝗰𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗮 𝗯𝗮𝘀𝗶𝘀 𝗲𝘅𝗰𝗹𝘂𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗯𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗼𝗼𝗺𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮 𝗽𝗿𝗶𝘃𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗰 𝗿𝗼𝗼𝗺, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝗲𝗽𝗶𝘀𝗼𝗱𝗲𝘀 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗯𝗲 𝗽𝗼𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗼𝗻 𝗯𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗮𝘀𝗺.𝗰𝗼𝗺 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗲. 𝗪𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗲 𝗼𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗚𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝗲𝗺𝗮𝗻 𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗶𝘃𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝘆 𝗽𝗿𝗶𝘇𝗲 𝗺𝗼𝗻𝗲𝘆, 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗟𝗮𝗱𝘆 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗻𝘁𝘀 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗯𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗶𝗿 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲. 

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  • Чтоб стать царём зверей мало вести себя по-царски. Надо быть царём. Нельзя сомневаться. Сомнения порождают хаос и ведут тебя к гибели. Так сказала моя царица.©
    P.S. Когда вырасту, хочу быть такой же крутой как Тренер

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  • Having a mini guy richie movie fest before I watch the gentlemen and im currently on snatch. I start screaming because Viggo!!!!! is in it and I totally forgot. Now I wanna watch John wick I did watch lock, shock, and two smoking barrels and rockenrolla.

    #guy richie dis direct the live action Aladdin #which has me wheezing by the way #guy ritchie #lock shock and barrel #rockenrolla#snatch#the gentlemen
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  • You know heretosexual and homosexual and all the colours in between.

    What you might not know is Hunnamsexual and I think Guy Ritchie is one..

    But who can fooking blame him, am i right?


    Originally posted by jackorowan

    #the gentlemen#charlie hunnam#guy ritchie #fight me on this message #i dare you #hunnam is a god amongst men #I support everysingle time hugh grant calls him Love #Im out#movie#movies #the gentlemen movie #raymond
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