The Notebook: has the guy character threaten to kill himself in a joking-not-joking way if the girl doesn’t go out with him
Me, eleven years old, watching the trailer for the movie on my mom’s itouch when my parents think I’m using it for homework: well that’s not healthy
The Notebook vs Destiel
Romeo & Juliet vs Destiel
Pride & Prejudice vs Destiel
BONUS:
When Harry Met Sally vs Cockles
Misha’s got range y’all.
arkadaş olamıyoruz, sevgili asla. biz seninle birbiri olamadan yapamayan iki insanız sadece, hepsi bu.
So I had a late Thanksgiving with my mom and stepdad and then we watched The Notebook after. All three of us pretty much immediately disliked it from the moment Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams were onscreen. Like, aside from Ryan’s instalove, creepy desperation, and negging the way everyone acted was just not believable. Like, there’d be moments where the girl would slap and shove the guy and then furiously make-out with him or scream at him that it’s over and then beg him not to leave with zero transition. Plus, we’re supposed to root for this couple when they’re both dicks who cheat on their SOs who deserve so much better. We all agreed that it would’ve been way more touching and romantic if it was mainly about the old folks dealing with alzheimer’s with a few smatterings of flashbacks explaining the significance of places they went and things they did together, rather than a bad, cliche standard love story with alzheimer’s as the framing device. Apparently, the movie was recommended to them by a friend who liked it for that aspect and it kinda made me wish I could recommend better movies about middle-aged/senior love and sticking with somebody through better or worse instead of “true love means a perpetual state of mutual 17-year-old horniness and nothing else in common” crap.
“Fikirleri uyuşmuyordu. Hatta hemfikir oldukları konular pek azdı. Sürekli didişirlerdi. Sürekli birbirlerine meydan okuyorlardı. Ama farklılıklarına karşın önemli bir ortak noktaları vardı. Birbirleri için deli oluyorlardı.”
114✨January14,2021
I want a movie kind of love story….
* Heath Ledger serenading me in front of the world.
* Ryan Gosling hanging from the top of a Ferris wheel trying to get my attention.
* Shane West bringing me a new pink sweater.
* Leonardo DiCaprio ready to commit suicide with me.
* Ryan Reynolds making every holiday more special with sex.
* Justin Timberlake taking me to California to meet his family as his friend.
* Jason Segel forgetting that dumb bitch Sarah Marshall
* Jay Baruchel thinking I’m a “10”
* Bradley Cooper writing me a letter saying that he was trying to match my crazy.
* Matthew Perry finally seeing the signs.
* Matthew McConaughey willing to forgive my original writer’s agenda.
* Ewan McGregor sharing his poetry with me while pretending to be a Duke.
* Penn Badgley helping me explain my slutty story.
* John Corbett dealing with my mental insanity.
* Bill Hader watching me try to apologize with some huge choreography routine.
* Adam Sandler reminding me every day that he’s in love with me, despite my severe memory loss.
* Keir Gilchrist falling for a girl he just met in a mental institution.
* Noah Reid singing Always Be My Baby as part of our wedding vows.
* Jason Batemen high jacking my sperm diner pregnancy.
* Chris Noth traveling to Paris to make me come back to New York.
* Johnny Depp caring for my children after I’m dead.
* Joaquin phoenix telling me everything he’s to afraid to admit to actual human beings.
* Idris Elba saving me from death after an unfortunate plane crash.
* Jim Carrey desperate to keep my memory alive in his head.
* Jared Gilman writing me a love letter that gives the details of his plan to run away.
* Jason Lewis shaving his signature mane to make me feel better about having cancer.
* Michael Vartan meeting me on a baseball field to give me a kiss.
* Joseph Gordon Levitt singing Wrecking Ball with Miley Cyrus.
* BJ Novak purposefully giving his child an allergic reaction.
* Danny Elfman coming to his senses after failing at taking over Christmas.
* Jonah Hill desperate to get me alcohol.
* Gérard Butler leaving me letters after he dies an untimely death.
“Just like I wrote once, maybe I’d never fully get over you. We loved like two crazy souls even if our foundations could not withstand the amount of pressure we had laid upon it. Neither of us knew why, our love was beyond any logic which once consumed us.” . The Notebook
