A wee prompt for @wherethewordsare who wanted hot tubs and thigh-riding. Thanks again to @kuripon for being my beta and teaching me a new thing about american vs british spelling!
Words: 580 - Geraskier, rated M.
CW: horny with mention of genitalia but not explicit
The night sky was a rich midnight blue above them, the clouds cutting across the moon and stars in wisps. The snowy mountains sparkled in the moonlight, the lights of the piste-bashers shining across the slopes as the last few stragglers made their way down from the bars halfway up the mountain, but Jaskier wasn’t paying any attention to that. He was busy sucking bruises into his husband’s neck.
The word still sent shivers up his spine, warming his heart.
Geralt, his childhood best friend and boyfriend since he was eighteen, now his husband.
“Jaskier,” Geralt groaned, his fingers digging into Jaskier’s hips, holding him close.
The water was bubbling around them, the lights slowly changing colour under the surface. The heat of the water helped to relax their muscles, tired from a day on the slopes, and gods, it felt so good. The bubbles acted like a massage, although he was bound to trick Geralt into giving him a proper one after dinner. His puppy dog eyes knew no bounds, and his husband had always been helpless.
He ran his nose under Geralt’s jaw before catching his lips in a kiss. The cold air cut into his exposed skin and he was torn between sinking back into the blissfully hot water and staying right where he was on his husband’s lap. Geralt’s tongue pushed inside his mouth and he moaned into the kiss, grinding his cock along Geralt’s thigh as he shifted in his lap.
Geralt’s fingers trailed up the length of his spine, the sensation making him shiver. He’d also been ticklish and the heat of Geralt’s hand against his frozen skin just felt so good. He shifted again, slowly building up a gentle rhythm as he rolled his hips forward, riding the thick muscles of his husband's thigh. Heat began to prickle over his skin despite the cold, a warmth pooling in his core as the heady feeling of arousal swept over him. His fingers buried into Geralt’s hair as they panted into each other’s mouths.
A hot tub, in the alps, with his husband. It was perfect… and hot, really it was so fucking sexy. No one had the right to look as Geralt did both on and off the slopes. His long silver hair made him look like he’d been blessed by the spirit of winter, cutting up the piste as he glided like a pro, a god, a…
“Oh bollocks!” Jaskier spluttered as Geralt shoved him off his lap, “What the bloody hell was that for, dearest?”
“Do you want to explain to the hotel why they need to change the water?” Geralt smirked at him and ran a hand through his own hair.
Jaskier treaded the water and pushed forward towards the bench so he could cuddle back up into Geralt’s side. “A warning would have been nice.”
“You didn’t marry me because I’m nice.”
Jaskier grinned. “No, I married you for that rather lovely cock, oi!” Geralt splashed him, so Jaskier did the responsible thing, and splashed him back. He dived under the water, crossing his legs so he sank before Geralt could get him. Instead, strong arms wrapped around him and he was thrown over Geralt’s shoulder as his husband stood up. “Geralt!”
“We have a bed, Jask.”
Jaskier giggled and took advantage of his position to slap Geralt’s ass. “Take me to bed then, husband,” he purred, trying to sound seductive.
“As you wish, husband."
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My prof said something today which was initially about branding but I think it fits the fandom aspect perfectly: “We only own our intention. But ultimately, it is our audience that define our brand”
Like yeah the canon story author owns the intention behind his work. But how the audience perceives it can and will differ from that intention. And that’s what headcanons and fanfiction and so on are for.
witcher hot take: stregobor is a dink
Ah yes, chibi Witcher crew
What to do when the Griffin you’re fighting is trying to fly away and your crossbow (your only ranged weapon) is broken?
Yeet your partner at it, of course!
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I wanted to try something new with the catboy, I like this style but I like my current one more
nk jemisin did not write a buff brown tatted dark academia confident prodigy nerd for his name to be so obscure that when i say it people go 'oh, you mean the old ass white man??'
yknow what i’m really surprised about? how i’ve seen no one on tumblr talk about the witcher’s franchise problems irt race and misogyny along with many others
maybe i’m just really detached from everything but when i got into it i was really shocked at just how bad everything was. i saw a lot of people praise it and no one really criticising it so i thought why not!
they’re great games and of course i’m not saying you shouldn’t like them, hell i like them. i just wish more people talked about its problems... or maybe i am so late to the party that people are just done talking about the problems lmao
I’ve been watching game of thrones with my dad lately and I have got to say this: GOT is more engaging than The Witcher tv show is. Also off topic but I hate Sansa, Joffrey, Jamie, his sister, and I find the sex scenes unnecessary. Jon Snow, his little sister, and Tyrion are awesome. Also the only redeeming quality I think Jamie has is his relationship with Tyrion. He does not hate him unlike their dad and sister.
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I tell ya if a game makes me watch a cutscene then shit better be loading in the background
***Sundown*** Just, two witchers watching the sunset...