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  • So, ya girl was gonna post just like a lil snippet of my FootballStar!Thom x Cheerleader reader, and uh she ended up writing so much that uh this probably gonna be a series instead! 😬 Whoops 🤷🏻‍♀️

    Lol so anyways, Chapter 1 of power couple coming up in like 10 mins 👀

    Hope y’all like it 🥺♥️

    #spideys wifey writes too much 🤭👀 #you’re welcome#daveed diggs#james madison #thomas jefferson x reader #thomas jefferson #thomas jefferson imagine #thomas jefferson fic #lafayatte #daveed diggs x reader #daveed x reader #power couple
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  • Thomas: I would like to offer some friendly advice

    Alexander: I don’t need your help

    Thomas: Consider it unfriendly advice then, fuckface

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  • Part Two of the Hamilton Pirate AU. The crew of the Indigo Dragon are a decidedly more rowdy group of buccaneers. Concerned with more than just accumulating wealth, sometimes attacking other ships just for the thrill of it, their lust for treasure is just one of many that often threatens to lead them to their doom.

     They are more rivals than adversaries to the crew of the Eminence and even form an uneasy alliance when The Golden Queen takes a French Huguenot pirate captive and they exchange him for information on the location of the nearest Spanish treasure ship.

    Captain Jax and Laurens take turns at the helm while Thomas spends his days as quartermaster. He is older and more experienced than the both of them, but is not interested in any sort of responsibility and will gladly give up a few shares of plunder for some more time at the tavern.

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  • Oh, Mr. Security guard, sir, sorry to disturb the peace on this holy land, I just thought it would be funny if I strapped Thomas Jefferson’s bones on the back of this horse right here and ride it around Monticello a few times-

    #thomas jefferson#amrev #this is such a BURN
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  • Thomas: *insults Alex*

    Washington: sir, that’s my emotional support son

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  • Madison: Thomas annoyed me, so I asked him what he has planned for our special day tomorrow.

    Madison: there is nothing special about tomorrow

    Madison:but there is something special about watching the blood drain from his face and the panic set in.

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  • Madison, apologising: … — .-. .-. -.–

    Jefferson: What was that

    Madison, barely holding in laughter: Remorse code

    Jefferson:

    #remember when we said madison loves puns?? yeah yall were right #hamilton #hamilton: an american musical #hamilton incorrect quotes #incorrect hamilton #incorrect hamilton quotes #hamilton: the musical #James Madison#Thomas Jefferson#jeffmads#incorrect jeffmads
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    • Angelica: you destroyed your legace
    • Hamilton: so don't tell me how I should feel
    • Jefferson: you know if she kills you, we'll cover her
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  • Thomas Jefferson and John Adams both died on July 4th, 1826, America’s 50th birthday. And they say Hamilton was dramatic.

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    • Washington : Remember what happened the last time you boys worked on a project together ?
    • Jefferson : Aw, heck, Washington. My arm healed and Alexander sees almost perfectly out of that eye.
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  • “Your idea is an excellent one, […] in producing authorities for the meanings of words, ‘to select the prominent passages in our best writers, to make your dictionary a general index to English literature and thus intersperse with verdure and flowers the barren deserts of Philology.’ and I believe with you that ‘wisdom, morality, religion, thus thrown down, as if without intention, before the reader, in quotations, may often produce more effect than the very passages in the books themselves’—‘that the cowardly suicide, in search of a strong word for his dying letter, might light on a passage which would excite him to blush at his want of fortitude, & to forego his purpose’—‘and that a dictionary with examples at the words may, in regard to every branch of knolege, produce more real effect than the whole collection of books which it quotes.’ I have sometimes myself used Johnson as a Repertory, to find favorite passages which I wished to recollect, but too rarely with success.”

    Thomas Jefferson to Sir Herbert Croft (who planned to compile an English dictionary), Oct 30th 1798.

    #Hm. #‘Johnson’ is in reference to dr. samuel johnson and his dictionary of the english language. #thomas jefferson #sir herbert croft #samuel johnson#dictionaries#letters
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  • es un hijo de re mil puta pero está bien bonito, me disculpo asdfghjklñ

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  • good morning to people who want to retire, agressive writers, wronged wives, mac n cheese loving idiots, older sisters dealing with heartbreak, people that get left out of things, bilingual people, horse girls, young people with good morals, and peggy

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  • Fake it till you make it

    Ch.2

    John Laurens x South African!Black O.C

    Warnings

    1. Swearing/Cursing
    2. Alcohol use
    3. Mentions of sex
    4. My terrible writing (but you know what you signed up for

    A.N:

    1. Asavela: Ah-sah-veh-lah
    2. Ongeziwe: O-ngeh-zi-weh
    3. Sinoyolo: Si-noh-yoh-loh

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    The ride back to the house was somewhat exciting for Asa. Aside from reminiscing with Q and Azola, he girl couldn’t wait to see the trainwreck that was going to be John and her dad. Everyone who knew John, knew that he was easy going and chilled. Asa knew that it was all to an extent. Her dad was ruthless when it came to his daughters. Especially Asa. He expected perfection from the man who is supposed to love and protect his daughter. Only perfection. While John might’ve been that perfection, he had one problem. His inflated ego. The man was self centered and always thought of himself as the best thing to ever happen to this world. She couldn’t wait to see her dad put him in his place. Her mom on the other hand, she didn’t even wanna think about that one.

    After a 20 minute car ride of memories (and in the case of John, leverage) they arrived at Asa’s family’s holdiday home. 3 mansions each ranging from 5-6 acres all on about 20 acres of land. He knew her family was well off but he didn’t expect this. They parked out front the house in the middle and were greeted with the sight of Asa’s parents.

    “DAAADDYYY!” Asa squealed as she ran into her father’s arms. “My little princess,” he said fondly as her spun her around like a 6 year old. As soon as she separated from him, she went from “Daddy’s little girl” to “Serious business woman”. “Ma,” she said with a curt nod. “Asavela,” her mom replied in the same curt mannor. “Good to see you,” her mom continued. “Likewise,” Asa responded. Q and Azola decided to leave, knowing what was gonna happen next wasn’t gonna be pretty. At all. Asa grabbed John by the hand and pulled him closer to her side. “Tata. Ma. This is my boyfriend. John Laurens,” she said confidently. “Babe, these are my parents,” she said effortlessly. “Its a pleasure to meet you Mr and Mrs Lumka,” he said nervously as he stuck his hand out for them to shake. “So this is the famous billionaire American who captured my daughter’s heart?” her dad inquired as he shook John’s hand. “Yes sir,” John said confidently. Asa’s dad held John’s hand in a firm grip and glared at him threateningly, making John’s confidence shrink a little much to Asa’s enjoyment. Suddenly his features softened and he let out a soft chuckle. “Welcome to the family John,” he said warmly. Asa let out a slightly frustrated sign at the kind gesture and groaned inwardly. “Thank you sir,” John laughed nervously. Asa’s mom on the other hand kept her neutral demeanor. “Its a pleasure to meet you John.” “The pleasure is all mine ma'am.” “I’m sure you guys are tired. Why dont you go take a nap and then join us for dinner later?” Asa’s dad suggested. The pair agreed and got into the car to drive to the house on the left side.

    “I told you your dad would like me,” John mused. Asa rolled her eyes in response. “So your mom seems nice.”. “Ok,” Asa shrugged. He thought about asking about their relationship but decided to let the matter go and carried their bags into the house with her help. “Wow. Why is this place so huge?” John asked. “Big family,” Asa stated. “Where’s our room?” “Our room?” “Yeah our room. You want to convince your family that we’re dating right?” John smirked. Asa mumbled something under her breath that John couldn’t hear before leading him up to her room aka the room they’d be sharing.

    The walls were a dark shade of grey, a California king in the middle of the room between two black night stands with simple lamps on each, a shelf full of vinyls and records next to the walk in closet and a large vanity and no childhood pictures. But then again it wasn’t her childhood home. She took her shoes off and threw herself onto the bed. “Are you not gonna set bed boundries?” John inquired as he discarded his own sneakers. She let out a frustrated groan and turned to lie on her side. “Later,” she mumbled. “No, now,” he said sternly. She scoffed at his tone and rolled her eyes. “Its a big bed bruh. No touching.” “Okay.”

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    “The emotional and mental capacity to deal with them namhlanje, andinayo ke sana {today, I don’t have it girl},” Asa laughed. She and her cousins, Ongeziwe, Laura and Sinoyolo, along with Q had been catching up over glasses of wine. The others were either out or were arriving late or the next day and honestly Asa didn’t mind. These were her favourite people in the family anyway so she needed time with them.

    “No man. Kanye kanye lendoda yakho ivuka nini? {when exactly is this man of yours waking up?},” Ongeziwe wondered out loud. Asa and Q laughed at their cousin’s curiosity. Ever since Q had told them how attractive, strong and smart John is, they’ve been on the edge of their seats. Asa didn’t know if it was because they were genuinely interested or because they all wanted a piece of him, nonetheless she kinda didn’t care. “Jonga ke darlie. Lowo, lizotshona elilanga, kuphinde kuse engeka vuki {Look darling. That one, this sun is gonna set, and rise again and he still won’t have woken up}. But I don’t blame him, running a company that stretches out to the rest of the world is exhausting,” Asa sighed.

    Laura raised an eyebrow at her cousin’s statement. “Are we still talking about Johnny Boy?” she asked with a raised eyebrow. “Yes. Well we’re talking about me too now,” Asa chuckled. She was kinda tired of talking about the obnoxious, arrogant jerk named John Laurens. Its not easy acting like you adore someone you can barely stand to be in the same room as them for so long. As if she had read her mind, Sinoyolo took a sip of her wine and smirked. Asa knew that whatever she was about to ask her, it would be something that she had been dreading this whole time.

    “So….how’s the sex?”

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    After what must’ve been 3 hours, John woke up expecting to find Asa on the other side of the bed snoring her ass off (he didn’t know why he thought that because she doesn’t even snore) but when he opened his eye, her side was clear. It wasn’t until then, that he heard laughter coming from outside the room, probably from downstairs. He made his way down the staircase as quietly as he could to go unnoticed but he failed because who he assumed to be one of Asa’s cousins.

    “Heh, watcho wavuka uMan of the hour {the man of the hour is finally awake},” the young woman chuckled. “Mntase, njani ungatcho ba lomntu wakho sistoko? Ude woqhitha zonke ezintakumba, nezinconconi zalaphekhaya zidibene {Cuz, how do you not mention the fact that your boyfriend is hot? He’s even better than all tics and mosquitoes in this family put together},” she said as she looked him up and down with a raised eyebrow. John had no idea what she had just said, but judging by how hard Asa was trying to hold in her laugh, it probably wasn’t good, but he’d brush it off. For now. He walked over to Asa and leaned in to kiss her on the cheek. “Hey babe. You gonna introduce me any time soon?” he inquired. She rolled her eyes and wore a fake genuine smile. “Baby, these are my favourite cousins. Our resident yellowbone and damn near alcoholic is my dad’s older brother’s first born daughter, Sinoyolo. She’s also the oldest person sitting here at the age of 30. She’s a Victoria’s secret angel,” Asa explained as the two shook hands and exchanged pleasantries. “Our rude, half Portuguese baby over there is Laura. My dad’s older sister’s first born daughter. She is the youngest person sitting here at the tender age of 24. She is still working on her forensic science degree.” “It’s a pleasure to meet you Laura,” John said warmly. “Likewise John,” she giggled. Asa rolled her eyes and moved the the next one. “Now this idiotic loudmouth over here is my favourite cousin. Ongeziwe. She is my dad’s twin brother’s second born daughter and also has a twin. Azola and I were born on the same day as Ongeziwe and her-” “If you call that witch my sister, we’re gonna have a problem,” Ongeziwe warned Asa with a death glare. Asa chuckled and carried on with what she was saying.“What does she do?” John asked. “She is the owner of the company that Lafayette is partnered with and they’re pretty close friends.”

    “I thought she looked familiar. So you wanna tell me what it was you said as I was walking down the stairs?” John challenged with a mischievous grin. “Oh no playboy. You’ll have to earn that translation,” she chuckled. “I see all the girls in your family want me to put in work, some in different ways than others,” mused, shooting a smirk at Asa with a devilish glint in his eyes. All the other girls at the table snickered at the pair. “Anyway, John, how about you sit down while I go get you a glass of?” Q inquired. “You know what. How about he and I just get his drink?” Asa offered. Before anything could answer, she grabbed his wrist and dragged him to the bar which was out of earshot.

    “As much as I love your dirty sense of humour, I need you to burn it,” Asa deadpanned. “What happens if I don’t?” John challenged. “Then I burn you,” Asa chirped. “Yeah, not a chance princess. And besides, I wouldn’t call it humour. The truth works better for me,” John chuckled with a mischievous wink. Asa scoffed and glared as the smug freckled bastard confidently made his way back to the table. “Oh so he wants to play it like that,” she said to herself. A smirk danced onto her lips as an idea made its way into her brain. “Game on Laurens, game on.”

    #hamilton #hamilton the musical #original character#john laurens#alexander hamilton#angelica schuyler#elizabeth schuyler#peggy schuyler#maria reynolds#lafayette#hercules mulligan#thomas jefferson #hamilton x reader #hamilton x oc #hamilton imagines#hamilton smut #john laurens x reader #john laurens x oc #john laurens imagines #john laurens smut #anthony ramos x reader
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  • Alexander to Thomas: Washington said that if I can’t say anything nice, then I shouldn’t say anything at all…

    Thomas:

    Alexander: But Washington isn’t here and YOU’RE A WEENIE


    (Idk if this joke has been done before)

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  • “To understand Madison’s place in this talented circle [Princeton], one must contend with President Witherspoon’s oft-repeated remark that “during the whole time [Madison] was under [my] tuition [I] never knew him to do, or to say, an improper thing.” In the seventeen-eighties Witherspoon apparently said this to Jefferson, who subsequently delighted to embarrass Madison with it at every opportunity.”

    — Ralph Ketcham, James Madison: A Biography

    #:’) #don’t think the embarrassment was deliberate #jefferson just loved madison very much & was very proud of him; he talked of him a lot & praised him when he could #and madison was so extremely modest #ketcham goes on to say that madison did but say an improper thing #and quotes some of the more or less epic roast poems he wrote during the ‘wars’ between student societies #james madison#thomas jefferson#john witherspoon#ralph ketcham#biographies
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