#tma john Tumblr posts

  • peach-tea-honeybee
    13.06.2021 - 1 day ago

    I've been working on transcribing all the Entities and their info (from the wiki) down in a FarCry 5 Leather bound Notebook and I'll most the way there and my hand is cramping like a bitch, I'll post it when it's done

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  • bugbitchboy
    11.06.2021 - 2 days ago

    The magnus archives is distribut-

    #magnuspod #the magnus archives #tma#johnathan sims#john sims #john is an idiot #We love him tho #martin was the only one with braincells #And not very many at that
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  • bisexualnursey
    10.06.2021 - 4 days ago

    me: haha the Buried is such a basic ass fear

    also me: *still wakes up screaming from nightmares about the Lost Johns Cave episode a year after listening to it for the first time*

    #.....this and the blanket episode........which is funny bc i call the Dark the other basic ass fear.... #anyway have i told y'all abt the time i got lost in a cave as child. not fun. #i'm mentioning this bc i'm going to sleep now bc i'm done w work super early and i'm about to listen to lost johns cave again before #sleeping like a fuckn dumbass <3 #tma #sam.txt
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  • sunflowers-and-frogs
    10.06.2021 - 4 days ago

    looking at the rusty quill official content and transcripts like

    #tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims#jon sims #the name 'john' looks wrong to me now even on a regular person
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  • lovelydayforawalk
    10.06.2021 - 4 days ago

    johnathan simms

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  • big-urchin-energy
    09.06.2021 - 5 days ago

    i'm literally dying to read a fic in which georgie is actually scouse,, think of the comedic potential of her being a proper working class scouser surrounded by only southerners (besides martin- also, georgie/martin friendship when),, like. jonny i appreciate that a liverpool accent is hard to do but having both your canon scouse characters be stated to not have a noticeable accent (especially the one that only appears in a statement)? this is not the rep we deserve rip

    #the other is 'john' from mag 2 if you were wondering #this is a joke we all know tma suffers from a chronic lack of northerners #but on a serious note there's also virtually no work for actors with scouse accents #and those who do have them arent allowed to use their natural accents (see jodie comer for example) #im now using my platform of 300 followers to raise awareness #just to clarify again this is a joke i have no ideawhere sasha sienna is from and people putting on scouse accents are objectivelyalways bad #tma
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  • someonesomewheredown
    08.06.2021 - 6 days ago

    Welcome to tma season 2 where I have no idea what's going on

    Also is it that hard for John to just,,,, not get wounded after being "nibbled" by worms???? I know he probably has reason what with, well, everything but people are still not machines!!!! He needs to self care and I think not being stabbed is a pretty good form of self care!!!!

    Wait wait hold on livebloging thing there is a static in the tape. That is not normal what the frick frack snick snack

    Maybe I should just,,,, not break my brain with this when trying to sleep,,,,,,

    #i am watchings these things late at night i do not have the braincells for this #john: yeah micheal he's showed up previously me: yeah ok #tma#tma spoilers #tma season two #tma s2 spoilers #tma s2 #the magnus archives
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  • disregardcanon
    08.06.2021 - 6 days ago

    if jon sims were john mulaney

    Tim: how was that murder you committed?

    Jon: I didn't kill that guy. I was outside the room smoking a cigarette

    Tim: then what did you do?

    Jon: I kept smoking my cigarette?

    Tim: so you did NOTHING?!?!

    Jon: because I was OUT OF THE ROOM smoking a cigarette

    Tim: Let me ask you this, in Nazi Germany when people "left the room" so they didn't have to see what the Nazis were doing, were they good people?

    Jon: I don't like where this is going

    Tim: Just explain to me this: how are you better than a Nazi

    Martin: I made a salad with Craisins!

    #this is funny to all of 2 people #but we enjoy it soooo #incorrect tma quotes #john mulaney
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  • artistbriefcase
    06.06.2021 - 1 week ago

    I just want them to be happy okay

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  • awacatin
    05.06.2021 - 1 week ago

    Jon en sillón. A stupid pun in spanish but the thought wouldn't leave my brain jsjsjsjs

    #see-john #sillon is pronounced as #hence the pun lmao #tma#miamor #this was ... practice.... #used a ref! #jonathan sims#magnuspod #the magnus archives #magnuspod fanart #the magnus archives fanart #tma fanart #pinocchioPs new vid slaps so fucking bad #the song too
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  • anromeow
    03.06.2021 - 1 week ago

    Jhonatan Sims during that one game of "I spy" with Martin:

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  • malevolentcast
    01.06.2021 - 1 week ago

    Can you solve the mystery?

    Malevolent is an ongoing horror mystery campaign set in the Lovecraft universe. Check it out now to help solve what has befallen Arthur Lester...

    #malevolent podcast #arthur and john #malevolent#horror podcast #it’s like sayer i’m told #malevolent cast #you can be a hipster for malevolent #sayer#tma
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  • cryptiqish
    31.05.2021 - 2 weeks ago

    the other insane whiplash i got was seeing the more-or-less fanon-accepted version of michael distortion on tumblr after listening to the first few seasons of tma because this entire time i was picturing him as like.....a middle aged street-magician looking ass guy with a mullet but distorted/neon/glitchy/ect...like in my head he definitely had a shitty lil goatee and i can’t explain it 

    #searching michael distortion and being like.....blonde twink???????? #being honest the only reason i haven't drawn him or helen yet is because i hate drawing hands lol #the other insane whiplash was twink onceler elias after spending three seasons of picturing him as a boring john-hamm-adjacent guy #quinn listens to tma #i think my versions of the magnus archives crew does line up w fanon in aspects - like my jon - but at other points it just really diverges
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  • malevolentcast
    29.05.2021 - 2 weeks ago

    If you ever have questions about Malevolent, feel free to ask away!!

    #malevolent podcast #arthur and john #horror podcast#malevolent #it’s like sayer i’m told #you can be a hipster for malevolent #malevolent cast#sayer#tma
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  • mcmoth
    29.05.2021 - 2 weeks ago

    Things that I can recall about The Magnus Archives, as someone who's not listened to a single episode of it and only knows vague info from my dash, because it seems like a really lovely media and I appreciate all my mutuals who post about it, mwuah:

    Ace rep??? Ace rep 😌

    The story's like. Really gay.

    Fucked up horror shit..... something about bugs??? And meat??? And spider.... things... maybe??? Idk, it all sounds way more intricate and horrifying than I could be able to remember and describe

    The apocalypse, whoops!!!

    There's like. Different groups (avatars?) that people can be sorted into. Like the spiral. Or the... eye? Is that one? And the corruption, and the lonely.... I wish i remembered all of them. I think they're based on like... the individual's deepest fears or flaws or something?

    There's Jon the archivist. Is gay with Martin. They're cute and their relationship is well built and developed, like, realistically, with struggles and all. Very good.

    Jon is also mentally ill™. The trauma got him, boys.

    Tho, I'm assuming the trauma got everyone in this series.

    And then there's also John, who's apparently a bad, bad, manipulative(?) boy, who everyone hates. Why is his name so similar to Jonathan's?? I was confused for a bit....

    Also I think John died, and good riddance for that. I think.

    Oh, apparently he was buried in concrete, so???? That's funny as hell jdhdhdhhd (and.... horrifying if I think too hard on it, but still, I'm cackling)

    There's someone who can. See through eyes? Is that John? I only know this because I stumbled across a tma stream that only I and 3 other people watched where the person was rambling about what counted and didn't count as an eye for an hour. A great time :)

    There's awesome woman characters, from what I've heard.... They look amazing from the fanart I've seen at least. All the fanart is very good,,

    I think there's a spider lady??? Or maybe not. My memory is very shit :')

    There's also apparently a malipulative lady, from an anysis I remember reading one time.

    This probably should have been one of my first points, not the last one, but... fucking... archives. They exist. People work there. I think most people didn't notice much weird with them at the start? And then it started going bonkers later on?? That's what I've gathered at least.

    Oh and it has ended :( I hope the finale was good!!

    So yeah. This is not much, but ;^^ outsider pov have always been amusing to me at least, so I hope this wasn't too boring of a read! Giving all the tma fans flowers, you're cool <3

    #the magnus archives #tma#jonathan sims#john amherst#martin blackwood #hope this isn't crosstagging.... i hope this isn't annoying in general #outsider pov#ramble#swearing #my own post
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  • bothrops-atrox
    29.05.2021 - 2 weeks ago

    does anyone have that “i see no difference” comic with benoit and beetle wife as the “normal couple”, jane and the worms as the “yuri couple”, john amherst and the ants as the “yaoi couple”, and agape the dog as the speaker? i NEED IT :(((

    #tma #the magnus archives #magpod #the magnus pod #the corruption#benoit macon#john amherst#jane prentiss #agape the dog #help #i need help pls
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  • loopcoop
    25.05.2021 - 2 weeks ago

    what I really like about the Magnus Archives fanart is that most of the characters, if not all, never actually fit the common beauty stereotypes. Like John is pretty much always presented as a scared, disheveled, basement goblin. I have yet to see a Melanie that didn't look like she died while being attacked by emo teens and those are just the ones I dared to describe. But despite that, all of them just look so, so beautiful. Fanart of Martin making tea? Gorgeous. Basira and Daisy on a date? I never felt so satisfied. ANYTHING from Michael in his weird little door-demon state or before? I am ready to die now. Thank you all, for creating these little masterpieces. And remember, if you're making fanart, then it's already good fanart

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  • growingupgotham
    24.05.2021 - 3 weeks ago
    #asks#anon#tma #the magnus archives #jon jarchivist #I do not know why I a Jason Todd blog am getting tma asks in Morse code #tw Jon#tw John
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  • 2gayowlsinatrenchcoat
    23.05.2021 - 3 weeks ago
    “Shut the closet/ Get under the covers/ Snakes and lovers /Turn the lights off”

    The archivist has become goth

    So this is dark! Jon

    I tried to make it look like light was like getting sucked into him but idk how well that turned out

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  • awacatin
    23.05.2021 - 3 weeks ago

    That one ep where Jon scared some poor lady by forcing a statement out of her got me sickly hyped, so here's some doodles

    #Haven't catched up w S5 cuz i have work to do and i literally won't be able to concentrate if I get hyped #sacame un statement jon chikistrikis JAJAJAJA #i want...theres this one fanart w a pink bg where johns like this tall ass dark monster w lotsa eyes and i LOVE IT #i cant find the original post but i did find the artist i fuckinf adore it #anyways creepy jon is my shit i fuckinf love it i love the drama w mlnster characters HELL YEAH AWEBOOO #tma#tma fanart#magnuspod#magnuspod fanart #the magnus archives fanart #the magnus archives #jonathan sims#johnathan sims #my beloved miamor x siempre #i love fanart where hes drawn like a cryptic hell yeahell yeAHHH #these r doodles....gotta remind myself that no need to higher my expectations like a fool
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