#toasters Tumblr posts

  • tarrevizsla
    18.06.2021 - 6 minutes ago
    #toaster-mcstroodle #i just want to figure out which of my followers are kenobi enjoyers #im not gonna block everyone who says they like him or smth
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  • coffeebuddha
    17.06.2021 - 42 minutes ago
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  • coffeebuddha
    17.06.2021 - 51 minutes ago

    toaster strudel has apparently decided that boo radley is much less frightening than frank sinpawtra

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  • marshmallownoms
    17.06.2021 - 1 hour ago

    why the fuck do toasters have to jumpscare you like that ?!

    nearly gave me a fucking heart attack

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  • iamvegorott
    17.06.2021 - 3 hours ago
    #anon #cinnamon the toaster dog #monster!au #hellhound!cinnamon
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  • texas-toasted
    17.06.2021 - 4 hours ago

    i am writing THE most self indulgent fic ive ever written in my life im CACKLING lmfao

    #i will create the content i want to see in the world #its a dai blackwall fic which is not a surprise to Anyone #im sprinkling all my favorite little tropes in there hohohohohoho #toaster #im just thriving while im on bedrest again lmao
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  • marsmarvel02
    17.06.2021 - 5 hours ago

    Behold my first screenshot!

    I wasn’t kidding about fandom drama.

    The bit about art theft was from my attempt to run an “archive”. Jeez, that was a disaster.

    #tblt #the brave little toaster #brave little toaster #tblt fandom drama #exposed #theres a reason I blocked her
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  • commandtower-solring-go
    17.06.2021 - 6 hours ago

    so the Destiny toaster is up for preorder and like... how. How do I??? What do???

    I've had the same toaster for the last 5ish years. Its had two separate owners despite me being the person who bought it. It was given away then given back. Its lived in 5 houses. Its too grimy to foodgrade and is a registered fire hazard. its had a harder life than me.

    As is the fate of all toasts.

    So then, how do I buy this? A functional collector's item. Either it stays in the box, in a closet collecting dust, or it is eventually ruined by mornings upon mornings of toast.

    Does this make me not want to buy it? Of course not. its a fucking Destiny Toaster. But aaaaaagh life choices

    #destiny#destiny 2 #destiny toaster is canon
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  • tomee--bear
    17.06.2021 - 8 hours ago
    #maybe if i bat my eyelashes at tom and eddie hard enough i can convince them to reprise their roles #toaster-is-babey
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  • firetalons
    17.06.2021 - 9 hours ago
    Neither of us is perfect for the other..
    But perhaps, by understanding eachother, our match can be.. Just Perfect

    Throwback to me last day trying to write a proper story after this and failing miserably.

    At least today I drew the second pic

    #Plasart#Dofus#Nelly#Trini #The switch n hippie r back. This time as a toaster and a butterfly
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  • snowstorm324
    17.06.2021 - 10 hours ago

    Characters that I totally wanna hug and protecc:

    - Pilot Gus

    - Pilot Jamface

    - Gremlin Jamface

    - Gremlin Prescott

    - Slippy Toad

    - Beffica Winklesnoot

    - N

    - Toaster

    - Blanky

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  • 7rad
    17.06.2021 - 13 hours ago

    with my first paycheck i bought my mom a very nice coffee machine; she's wanted one since i was born but my dad would always say we couldn't afford it. turns out they only cost a week or two's worth of minimum wage. he makes a comfortable salary.

    my mom was over the moon about the coffee machine, she loved displaying it on the kitchen counter.

    then my dad bought a brand new panini toaster - we already have a regular toaster - and replaced the coffee machine on the counter while she was gone. he put the coffee machine into storage. "this toaster is much better for the whole family to use!"

    none of us have used the panini toaster for months. so yeah, i do think men hate women :)

    #but good news i replaced the stupid panini toaster with her coffee machine again lol
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  • kopikokun
    17.06.2021 - 15 hours ago
    #toaster asks #toaster: wip line game
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  • cotton-eyejoe
    17.06.2021 - 21 hours ago

    I like to edit lampy’s bulb to make it more shiny :)

    #the brave little toaster #brave little toaster #tblt#lampy#tblt lampy#edits#my edits#80s
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  • a-musing-mixologist
    16.06.2021 - 1 day ago

    Give me squad summer things.   Beach bbq, camping, stargazing.

    #Ugh it's so hot here I wanna do summer things #toaster s'more time maybe ehehe
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  • texas-toasted
    16.06.2021 - 1 day ago

    huge news!! 

    my application to sell at my very first artist’s alley was accepted!!!! i have been So nervous lmao, but i knew that i really wanted to give it a go ever since I started making soap and it’s finally happening!!!!

    I will be at Kumoricon 2021 in November. it’s definitely going to be super weird to be on the other side of the table, and not have the leisure time to stroll around and see all of the cosplays/attend panels, but i’m hoping i’ll still get an amazing view of everyone from my table. I’m still planning on cosplaying!!! i’m likely going to be bringing the mushroom witch cosplay that i’ve been working on over the past few months (pictures tbd). i might do ponyo for a bit too since it’s really comfortable!

    i am just so thrilled omfg, i know it’ll probably be really overwhelming and i am going to be second guessing my decision on how much stock to make and bring for eons, but yeah!! on that note - if anyone has artist alley advice or experiences to share i’d really appreciate it. \

    i know i’ve met folks on here at kumoricon/other oregon cons before so i wanted to share !! :D i’m going to be so busy making everything but AHH i’m over the moon!

    #toaster #ill make a more 'this is the table im at' formal post down the lane when i know that info! #also i have RCCC tickets as well! #just as an attendee though
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  • marsmarvel02
    16.06.2021 - 1 day ago
    #tblt #the brave little toaster #brave little toaster #you need to see this
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  • marsmarvel02
    16.06.2021 - 1 day ago

    If you’re wondering why I only ever humanize Pack-Leader-Sally’s TBLT OCs...

    It’s because I have proof that she won’t throw a fit about it.

    If you want me to humanize your TBLT OCs, tell me I can via the inbox.

    #tblt #the brave little toaster #brave little toaster
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  • marsmarvel02
    16.06.2021 - 1 day ago

    I (finally) saw the Pack Leader Sally callout

    Wow, you TBLT fans were psychic to kick me from your server. Just like Sally, I kept rerolling RNG until it gave me something I liked. It was even TBLT related!

    Specifically, there’s this game (defly.io) where names are randomly generated. Names go “[adjective] [noun]” with each being pulled from a long list of words. “Brave” was on the adjective list and “toaster” was on the noun list, and I kept clicking “new name” in hopes that I would get “Brave toaster”.

    Guess I should’ve been psychic myself, and realized that that was an offense worthy of inclusion in a callout and would get me kicked from a group I wouldn’t join until about six months later.

    #tblt #the brave little toaster #brave little toaster #blt#sarcasm #defly.io
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