#toilet selfie Tumblr posts

  • cantdecide52
    26.11.2021 - 4 hours ago
    #i just woke up #me selfie#me#selfie#gay #was on the toilet tbh
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  • alovevigilante
    25.11.2021 - 1 day ago

    This is what a tough Chicago Italian turkey looks like before it rumbles with the farmer… (even tho turkey is delicious, and 2 rushed me on 2 separate occasions, I’m still rootin for the turkey, cause he’s the underdog… underturkey…) Happy Thanksgiving, turkeys…. 😉🦃🤣

    #choose love#love matters#self reflection#turkey#turkeys#thanksgiving reflection#thanksgiving#i dunno #hey! no one liked my selfie #better tag better so I feel loved #nahhhhhhhhhhh #it’s 4 minutes later maybe I don’t have likes cause I have this white thing on my lip #well #I don’t want to be pals with anyone who judges me because of a white thing on the lip #lmao yeah #because I’m the type who tells people they have spinach in their teeth #or the fly is open #or the toilet paper is on the shoe ok?!
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  • eliza-the-cat
    24.11.2021 - 2 days ago

    one friend said I look hot and another said I look like a street lamp from a distance

    #the ever classy public toilet selfie #just so yall can discuss whos right #oh hey its me
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  • scrapmetalroses
    21.11.2021 - 4 days ago

    Joel posting selfies like "toilet!!!🥰🥰🥰" and us going "yeah. ur so pretty though🥺🥺🥺"

    #regardless of the presence of a toilet i'll always appreciate his selfies<33 #blind channel#joel
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  • 49424
    20.11.2021 - 6 days ago
    #black and white #toilet#selfie
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  • ghostsinthecellar
    16.11.2021 - 1 week ago

    considering my general level of clumsiness I'm impressed I made it three and a half years with this phone before I dropped it in some kind of water

    #charlie babbles #and it only has one noticeable scratch on the screen from previous fumbling #it looks like the only damage from this morning's dunk is some condensation behind the selfie camera #which I'm worried about but not big worried #this baby has made it a long time it's apparently a 2016 model #I got it in may or june of 2018 #so like. good job on surviving this long! if there are future repercussions from the momentary toilet swim #not that I really have money for a replacement lol but at least tracfone phone prices aren't wild #it's been over 6 hours I don't think she's gonna suffer unduly from some behind-lens dew
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  • dreamings-free
    15.11.2021 - 1 week ago

    come on miss beard post one of your blurry pics so louis can give your his annual pity-like while his bf is on yet another magazine cover wearing all the brands you wish gave a f… about you 🤪

    #gucci balenciaga launch in london today and the elusive ''influencer'' is in amsterdam #taking pics of avocado toast like it’s 2010 #and mirror selfies in toilets ..no sorry lifts #lol #yes I’m a petty bitch.. always #$ #oh forgot to add: #still laughing at lottie getting the hell outta ‘dam just as her dear sis-in-law arrived ajsjjdkk #lottie be like 'no.'
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  • xopnk
    05.11.2021 - 3 weeks ago

    Fuck it! Selfie time ✌🏼

    #a girl walked in while I was taking this and I got embarrassed 😩 #I feel like nothing embarrasses me but everything is embarrassing at the same time #also I might delete later #the toilet and my shirt are bothering me #selfie#hehe#me
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  • theundergroundwoman
    04.11.2021 - 3 weeks ago

    hello queer community

    #I bring you more public toilet selfies #the lighting is so good and for what #me#outfits
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  • picopond
    04.11.2021 - 3 weeks ago

    im at work what did nintendo do

    #sam just sent me a selfie of her and brewster what is happening #i went on a toilet break to post this #shitpost
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  • silenticel
    01.11.2021 - 3 weeks ago

    please enjoy these drunk toilet selfies of me at the bar, celebrating my best friends bday

    #personal#anniesface#journal#mine#agender#selfie#nonbinary#queer #toilet selfies are the best selfies I will defend this statement till I die #Alicia’s bday #I do love New York #and I missed it #NYC #woah wtf happened here?? #tried to post these on Friday night but there was no service #then couldn’t find them in my drafts for two days #and now it mysteriously shows up?? #amazing#thanks tumblr
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  • send-more-letters
    16.10.2021 - 1 mont ago

    Awsten Constantine Knight and Toilets💖

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  • puran-poli
    09.10.2021 - 1 mont ago

    Going to sleep

    #at this rate he might post selfie in his fav teams whats their team t shirt called #yeah that #and whole dashboard is going to be a mess #rey will give a review on it which will put best critics to shame #good night#sleep tight#toilet light
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  • mycatisabunny
    28.09.2021 - 1 mont ago

    Y'all I'm taking a break (sitting in a bathroom stall when I should be working bc I don't get access to the break room at Sam's Club) and I took a screenshot of a funny Naruto textpost to send to my roommate and the sound was on so it made a loud shutter noise and now THE ENTIRE RESTROOM THINKS I TOOK A PICTURE OF MY ASS

    #ok i concede that its more likely i was taking an unfortunate selfie while on the toilet but yknow
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  • tamagaytchi
    11.09.2021 - 2 monts ago

    THESE are good colors for me to wear!! Red is THE best color, for a long time I was told I should be wearing pink but pink was a little too pink for me so I wore red and pink, at which my friend used to say i looked horrible. Apparently Pink and Red are rivals and equals a fashion disaster! but sometimes they look good together I think... and today I am friends with pink. but RED. red is the BEST color, after brown

    #I was charmed by my growth through 6-7 years of selfie tag selfies and decided to continue the tradition #these pics are also taking as per tradition in the room with the best selfie lighting ever namely my friends fathers toilet #that's me
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