HENRY *probably didn’t have a middle name* LAURENS
I WILL COME AND SLAP YOU ACROSS THE FACE
u kno when techno went ‘meoww’ yea me vocal stimming rn
Boys will be bugs is a C!Tommy song I don’t take criticism
hello yes mr mcc this event was great but can I please have purpled next time pls and ty
Modern translation: “I had to take a sick day, which I rarely do, and so this evil man decides to lie about me”
Charles Thomson: *tries to distance himself from the situation as to prevent it from escalating further*
Henry Laurens: *gets offended*
Modern translation: “I tried to be nice and introduce myself and be my normal social butterfly-y self, but he decided that he would rather not be my friend and so I will treat him the way he’s treating me”
there are five million portal/vrai aus out there. but what if i wanted my own, huh? stack the comfort medias for maximum enjoyment
tommy is caroline/glados bubby is wheatley gordon is chell coomer is all the cores gman is cave johnson (still tommy’s dad) benrey is rattman
[image one: PORTAL 2 GLADOS - Tommy WHEATLEY - Bubby CHELL - Gordon ] [image two: "It's been a long time. How have you been? I've been really busy being dead.”
[image three: “You know, after you MURDERED ME."]
[image four: “you WHAT?!”]
[image five: “I made it all up. SURPRISE.”]
[image six: “I am speaking in an accent that is beyond her range of hearing.”]
So I just showed my dad Tommyinnit and his channel and he told me “has no interest in it what so ever” and I feel like sobbing. I worked up so much courage to show him my comfort nowadays (as my mother is strict on swearing and what I watch) and I can only watch it in silence alone like always. I finally thought maybe we’d be able to do something together as I rarely do stuff thanks to my depression, but no. I don’t blame him, his jokes probably don’t make sense but it hurts. I was so excited to show him all his vlogs, streams, memes, art, tweets, videos, and friends but he doesnt care. I finally thought maybe I could share my mcyt hyper fixation with one of the family but it just isn’t happening. I was so ready to watch streams with him, find favourite characters and watch the lore. I’m so sad. My mom would never as she’s strict and my dad is so laid back. I suggested maybe we try again with Phil or like Markpilier but he says he doesn’t care so I’m going through this phase alone like always. It really hurts, honestly I’m so fucking upset right now cause Tommy’s the reason I’m alive and I can’t even tell them anymore. I- it’s not fair…
“Of five presidents, under whom, during that period [five years], I have had the honor to serve Congress, I flatter myself I enjoyed the confidence esteem and friendship of four. And I deem it unfortunate that I cannot boast the same of the one who is the present complainant, especially when I recollect, that no gentleman ever came to Congress in whose favour I was more prejudice and whose friendship I more sincerely desired to cultivate.”
Modern translation: “I’ve liked everyone else except you even though I thought we were gonna be besties like every other one”
i can tell you one thing that’s for certain is that if tommy hadn’t had that sack covering his face cindy might not have been able to kill him or in the least she would’ve stalled . . she would’ve taken one look at his face, all bloodied && not himself, && hesitated. she would’ve seen all of their good times, all of the moments she shared with him, && all of the love she has for him---even then. without that sack, cindy most likely would’ve died earlier than she did.
happy saturday i hope you like porn
horse looking out to sea. i miss sbi rust.
thinking about how c!tommy just needs an outlet for his energy again. thinking about how people thought he was prone to chaos and destruction because he never knew what to do with it. thinking about how c!wilbur must’ve been the first one to see him — to say, “be my right-hand man.” to say, “your fire and passion is great for the war.” to say, i trust you to help me. to build instead of break. thinking about how tommy might’ve internalized that, how he might’ve thought, “this is all i can do. this is all i’m good for, but it’s okay, because i’m always fighting. i’m always in a war.” thinking about how after the 16th, tommy was the most lost we’ve ever seen him — he was reckless and impulsive; a ship without an anchor. thinking about how he didn’t know what to do with himself when the world was at peace (in a world without wilbur) because he’s not used to it. because, to him, peace meant relaxing and relaxing meant standing still, and he can’t do that — he just can’t. thinking about how after the crime boys were both revived again, he collected the stone without questioning it. about how, when he visited las nevadas, he said, “wilbur gets things done.” thinking about how he still looks for that guidance wilbur gave him after all this time, because it’s familiar. it’s safe. it’s all he’s good for, after all.
but still nobody wants me [ 27k ]
→ tubbo centric
→ Tubbo knows Tommy likes joking about them being brothers. Tubbo knows Tommy, period, knows it took him six months to start calling Wilbur his brother after he got adopted and even longer for Techno (at least, that’s what Tubbo’s been told) and that he’s very territorial about his family. And Tubbo knows he himself… doesn’t make the cut.
And that’s fine. Totally fine. It makes sense.
What Tommy doesn’t know is that Tubbo’s sick and twisted and has a nasty habit of getting too attached. In his most shameful moments, he dreams about them being brothers; about him and Wilbur, him and Techno, him and Phil.
Tubbo’s selfish, is what it is. He has perfectly good parents and yet his brain is insistent on him shoving himself somewhere he just doesn’t belong.
(Tubbo struggles to find his place.)