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  • softspence
    03.08.2021 - 4 minutes ago

    update that absolutely no one asked for:

    the bellesa vibe that was recommended by buzzfeed is like…… way too powerful for me lmao. even the lowest setting is like mad aggressive on the clit for no reason. I can make it happen but I have to be super specific about placement and it’s just a lot of work that I’m not really tryna do tbh

    anyway not recommended for sensitive vags!!! guess I’ll stick with the trusty satisfyer pro (the official moose rec)

    #toys #yeah that’s moose’s official toy rec if u were lookin #maybe I’m just sensitive????????? idk man #also I haven’t been able to figure out the right angle for the g spot situation and it’s just been a whole mess #I’ve also had to use my fingers recently (ya know bc traveling and staying with family) and i was WAY TOO ROUGH lmao good grief #also #I’m not back yet #but maybe in the fall
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  • sykografix
    03.08.2021 - 7 minutes ago

    I preordered the Transformers War for Cybertron: Kingdom Autobot Ark from Toys R Us (yes, we still have Toys R Us in Canada in case you didn’t know) and was able to use a coupon to save a couple bucks. A lot of preorders for other figures, including 2 of mine that I also bought with help from a coupon, got cancelled, but this one thankfully held firm and shipped. Like all Titan class Transformers figures, it’s huge. But, man... look at the size of the freaking box it shipped in! I must have also ordered a bunch of empty space too because this box could probably fit 2 other Arks in there!

    #toys #war for cybertron #transformers#maccadam
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  • diaryofavirgin
    03.08.2021 - 9 minutes ago
    #idk I might buy a toy to help me? #diaryofavirgin
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  • huggable-and-loveable
    03.08.2021 - 17 minutes ago

    Ol' Mr. Pumpkin Patches is out for a dog-free adventure

    🎃💝

    #plushblr#bark#dog toys#scarecrows #ol' mr pumpkin patches 🎃 #this buddy uses he/him pronouns!
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  • legolonia
    03.08.2021 - 20 minutes ago

    Norm Alguy.

    Olympic events for those at home.

    Jousting.

    I know it’s not an Olympic event but, wouldn’t it be great.

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  • galaxychorus
    03.08.2021 - 25 minutes ago
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  • domman
    03.08.2021 - 25 minutes ago

    Megan’s holes where mine to use She had no choice with me

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  • twentymuleteamborax
    03.08.2021 - 28 minutes ago

    my parents are both retired now, in a month or so I lost access to jewelery at cost and stolen hardware from the shipyard

    no longer can I wipe up all this drip with threaded paper towels made to whipe up oil spills and rice paper thin toilet paper

    #i use drip only for this bad joke #ooohh also those government pens that you can make into toy guns in 5 seconds
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  • toyz-n-treasures
    03.08.2021 - 29 minutes ago

    Mork From Ork, Robin Williams Toy Action Figure 1979 |

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  • relto
    03.08.2021 - 33 minutes ago

    earlier momo saw me eating a banana and wanted a taste. she hated it. she walks away. a minute later she sees me eating from a distance. comes back. wants another taste.

    #tütensuppe #she always does this thing where she sniffs and already pulls a grimace but keeps sniffing #also my favorite thing in the entire world is when i try to play with her #and she goes to find a toy she never plays with and gives it a few kicks to show me just how terrible my attempt is. #close second is when shes completely absorbed with her toy and clutches it to her chest with one paw #and then just kinda hobbles around on 3 legs.
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  • galaxychorus
    03.08.2021 - 33 minutes ago

    Sometimes you go for a walk and you take two (2) bunnies

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  • beatcatz
    03.08.2021 - 35 minutes ago
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  • chernobog13
    03.08.2021 - 39 minutes ago

    HIDEOUS SUN DEMON

    Fooling around with my Monstarz 1/6th-scale Hideous Sun Demon action figure to test out my new lightbox.  Made a slight miscalculation on the scale of the lightbox, as it is the size of a dog house!

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  • vandalia88
    03.08.2021 - 43 minutes ago

    Maximal T-Wrecks in beast mode.

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  • toyz-n-treasures
    03.08.2021 - 44 minutes ago

    Pulsar The Ultimate Man of Adventure

    Mattel wanted to make some large action figures for the kids in 1976. This one was named Pulsar The Ultimate Man of Adventure. He was a towering thirteen and a half inches tall, which was two inches taller then the competition. He had some interesting aspects to those who liked biology, as his internal organs were all visible under his shirt. Get the story here on the Ultimate Man of Adventure named Pulsar in this enlightening article. When the going gets tough, the tough get their organs pumping. This must have been the idea behind the Pulsar “Ultimate Man of Adventure”. He came with a pump on his back that made his lungs and heart start working, like a “pulse”. He was a large action figure and came with a sort of operating table that was called “Pulsar’s Life Systems Center”. He was a red and black good guy with white boots. His enemy was named Hypnos. If you used the pump on his back, the blood pumped through his body. His lungs would also start to breathe. His head popped open to reveal discs that were supposed to give him his mission. They did not turn or really do anything, but were there to play with. The Pulsar “Ultimate Man of Adventure” came in two versions which were not that different from each other. The later version had the clear plastic chest piece that showed his innards all the way down to his legs. The first was clear just to the waist. His shirt was made of real cloth. With all the attention to detail that this action figure got from Mattel, it is not that rare to find one. A Pulsar “Ultimate Man of Adventure” will sell for $20 dollars on ebay if he is in poor condition. If you find one with all his brain discs, high quality clothing and in the original box, the price will be about $50 dollars. The higher prices come when you are looking for “Pulsar’s Life Systems Center”. That piece of history will cost around $250 dollars. That price is for an unboxed Life Systems Center. His enemy, Hypnos, is harder to find than Pulsar. He was created to fulfill the “ugly enemy” profile. He was not given clothes, and his guts were definitely not human, but could be seen inside his chest. He will sell for $50 dollars up to $100 dollars with the box. Finding this Pulsar the “Ultimate Man of Adventure” play action figure with his blood still pumping will take some effort. The red goo used for blood back in 1976 will usually be just a trickle if you can get the heart and lungs pumping. The goo congeals with age, so that aspect of the toy will usually be defective. Pulsar is another one of those action figures that has become a collector’s item. He is now considered a vintage collectible toy. He was considered to be Mattel’s answer to Kenner’s “Bionic Man” who was selling very well at the time.

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  • marklikely
    03.08.2021 - 44 minutes ago

    gonna be honest English i think we shouldn't have gotten rid of thou

    #i like the idea of a formal and informal you we should have kept ours. everyone else has one. #toy talk #i mean i don't love thou so if we could have changed it to something else that's fine too but ill take whatever informal you i can get.
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  • triggerdog
    03.08.2021 - 48 minutes ago

    Nagatoro - Yoshi speaking English

    #don’t toy with me miss nagatoro #hayase nagatoro #ijiranaide nagatoro san #nagatoro#nagatoro anime#イジらないで、長瀞さん #please don’t bully me nagatoro
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  • queenerdloser
    03.08.2021 - 48 minutes ago

    i am LOSING MY SHIT bc over the past week or so i’ve had a strange amount of flies invading my apartment. and like. i am not a particularly clean person, so i figured, okay maybe there’s something i haven’t noticed in my house that’s attracting them somehow??? but i took out excess garbage, i checked under my bed for any mysterious goop that may have gotten under there, i’ve cleaned out my sink of any particularly musty dishes... and then i’m like, okay maybe they’re somehow coming from outside but literally all my windows are closed and i can’t find any cracks or holes in the outer walls. i duck taped around my window unit to be sure and yet!!!! and yet!!! today i came home to, i shit you not, at least twenty of these fuckers chilling on my window and it’s driving my CRAZY bc i have zero idea where the fuck theyre coming from. i’ve checked all around my house and as far as i can tell there’s nothing to attract them???? i closed off my drains bc i was like, maybe they’re coming up from the tub for some reason but they still spawn!!! i zip up eight with my vacuum cleaner and i’ve got three more in five minutes??????????

    at this point, the only explanation i’ve got is that there’s something in the house that i’ve somehow missed, there’s a hole in the window i’ve somehow missed, or they’re coming in through the rest of the building and just really want to be at my windows for some reason. or spontaneous fly apparition which, at this point, feels like the most likely explanation

    #liveblogging life #i came home and SHRIEKED they were all over my window!!! it was so nasty!!!!!! :(((((( #and like i know i'm not the cleanest person and i know i can let things go but i just honestly cant fathom whats attracting them #no junk no rotting food no standing water even like.... where are they coming from>?????? #i had an old bag of garbage in my closet but there wasn't even any flies around it... youd think if thats where they were spawning #there'd be some on that instead of all clustered on my window #but i took that out and i've still got them coming???? #i checked under my bed; just dust and cat toys #:((((((((( #the fly situation in general in mpls has been insane tbh they are fucking everywhere nowadays #that shwy i do think theyre getting in from outside somehow... but i just dont know how :((((((( #i hate this it makes my house feel so gross
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  • toyz-n-treasures
    03.08.2021 - 1 hour ago

    (1978) Merlin The Electronic Wizard

    Manufacturer: Parker Brothers Price: $24.94 Description Merlin The Electronic Wizard Game Machine, play Tic Tac Toe, Music Machine, Magic Square and Mind bender.

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