Starscream: Windblade sneezed and instead of saying "bless you" I accidentally said "shut the fuck up"

Wheeljack: How do you accidentally say "shut the fuck up"?

Well...not my prettiest art , but I spent too much time on it (heavy sigh)

You can come up with a backstory yourself if you want

and I love this big guy

Dead end closer ( ´･ω･)

just because I finally didn't draw him angry

Can we- can we talk abt this panel for a while-

I just drew this semi-human version of ratchet haha

I'm gonna keep practicing ∆

Fun with the Incorrect Quotes Generator, part 2

Marcy: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait. Anne: You and me!!! Marcy, tearing up: Okay.

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*The Tennysons is having dinner together* Max: Kids, can you pass the salt? Gwen: *Throws Ben across the table*

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Piccolo: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity? Vegeta: *turning to Goku* How tall are you?

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Cricket, holding a python: Guys! I impulsively bought another snake, what do I name him? Bill: You did WHAT– Tilly: William Snakepeare!

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Ratchet: You lying, cheating, piece of shit! Bulkhead: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD! Bulkhead: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING BUMBLEBEE WITH ME! Sari, picking up the Monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

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Wander: Am I in trouble? Sylvia: Take a guess. Wander: No? Sylvia: Take another guess.

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Lilith: This is such a bad idea. Eda: Then why are you coming along? Lilith: One of us needs to be able to talk the Emperor’s Coven out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

How To Read the Bible

You don’t have to be a scholar to understand what the Bible says.  But you do have to be a person of good will, seeking to grow in faith, hope, and love. 

Then you will prioritize certain scripture passages.

And you will dismiss other passages.

You will take some passages literally and understand some symbolically.

You will not use the Bible to prove you are right and others are wrong.  You will not use it to scare people or threaten people.

You will search for passages that inspire you, help you to trust in God, and help you to grow in compassion.

You will use the Bible to find common ground between your faith tradition and other faith traditions.

If you are Christian, you will use the Bible to understand the heart and mind of Jesus and seek to share his heart and mind.

You will laugh at humor.  You will puzzle over paradox.  You will find yourself in stories.

In the lives of ancient people, you will find meaning for your own.

You will never find a reason to hate anyone.

All of this depends on good will.  On the desire to grow in faith, hope, and—especially—love.

Tfp Wheeljack endured a war, and continues to endure a war, he likes to fight, his life is up to this point to be fighting against the Decepticons; He never thought about what it would be like after the war, but now he was holding a sparkling Decepticon that looked very comfortable in his arms.

Megatron: Blurr, did Slip Roada cause problems today?

Blurr: No Lord Megatron, she has been very calm, which is starting to worry me.

Megatron: I think she has more to do with the Bots than anything else, Blurr.

Tfp Wheeljack: Slip Road ?, so she's a femm

Tfp Ratchet: That doesn't change anything, she is your granddaughter, they are your grandchildren, how on earth do you have grandchildren !?

Megatron: well I have children, 2 children, and the youngest has 5 children and the oldest 2 adolescent and 1 little sparkling * points to the little one in his arms * And if I have grandchildren, so the Megatron of your world has nothing

Tfp Wheeljack: No, that lunatic couldn't have any of that

Blurr: Another Megatron? Am I missing something, sir?

Megatron: go find Bumblebee and let him update you, I'll stay with the sparkling, and call Pax I need to talk to him

Blurr left Black Screen in his crib and flew out of the room leaving the 3 mechs in the room with the sparkling

Megatron: I know you communicated with your team, I must assume they are on their way

Tfp Ratchet: yes I did, I don't intend to let you train these sparklings for war

Megatron: * condescending laugh * My people do not send sparkling or youngling to war, they stay in a safe place and if one wants to join the troops they will also have to be trained, not many become soldiers, we will be few warriors but We are wining

Tfp Wheeljack: Yes of course the Autobots are better than that, you will not win

Megatron: Do not speak as if you know something about our world, because if you do not realize it, I have 5 ex-Autobots in my council and more in my troops, all deserters of the autobot troops.

Tfp Ratchet: Why would they desert? They are autobots

Jazz: why the government is corrupt

Megatron: Jazz, what a surprise

Jazz: I saw Blurr running looking for Bee, I think he was already aware of * points to Tfp Ratchet and Wheeljack * all this, does he need help?

Megatron: If I have to do something, I will charge you with the sparkling, and keep an eye on those 2

Megatron left leaving KingTrip in the arms of Jazz

Tfp Wheeljack: This is too weird

Jazz: it takes time to get used to it, believe me I still have a hard time getting used to this

Tfp Ratchet: How did you end up here? Did you drop out? Blurr also dropped out?

Jazz: It was actually a kidnapping for both of us

Tfp Wheeljack: are you kidding?

Jazz: no it's not

Dude they did breakdown so dirty

And once again, Soundwave (humanized), with Ravage by his side. After a long day of work, Megatron's busy communications officer is finally in his private quarters. And while the spaceship orbits Cybertron he watches thoughtfully his home planet... Maybe later on he'll "skype" with one or the other of his "children"...Parenting never ends. And certainly not in the well-deserved free time. ;) Another magnificent commission from twitter.com/doubleleaf. Thank you so much! <3

@monkeymindscream [desire to tell more intensifies] these two are actually based off of cars my friends and I have named! I had to reverse engineer more Cybertronian names from distinctly human ones, so say hello to Standby and Geargrind! (The human sounding names can be... fake human names they use when they hack phone lines or something.) Standby, while not related to KO, is a cool communications technician and adores human culture, especially his decals. Geargrind is the smaller, more nervous of the two. He's trying very hard to be a good Decepticon.

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important psa: please don’t declaw your pet decepticons 🥺

Ok done with episode 1!

Nephew is back so I'll watch some more later tonight

Remember when Canon TFP Starscream told Optimus that he’ll end the war if Optimus bows to him... 

How ironic would it be if after the war in an Autobot Starscream AU, Optimus and the Autobots actually bowed to Starscream to show their gratitude and respect... 

And Starscream has this reaction: 

Flyhigh, hearing about the many, many, many crimes Fulcrum has committed: What do you want me to do about it?

Fulcrum, hearing about the myriad of people Flyhigh has killed: And he looked good doing it.