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A lot of thoughts can’t be said because of too many rules on the sub (self.Showerthoughts)
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It must be creepy being deaf and seeing all the humans around you in a public place turn their heads suddenly towards a noise you can’t hear (self.Showerthoughts)
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When you first surround yourself with houseplants it feels like you’ve found the most wholesome, peaceful hobby. But then you get fungus gnats or spider mites, and find yourself in depths of hatred and rage you never knew before. (self.Showerthoughts)
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If You Don’t Cringe When You Think About Things from Your Past, You Probably Still Suck (self.Showerthoughts)
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If the grim reaper is a skeleton, we could reconstruct his/her face from the skull using a software (self.Showerthoughts)
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Dracula is a character who sleeps all day, stays out all night, and can’t stop drinking. He was created by an Irishman… (self.Showerthoughts)
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If pi is infinite, then the binary code for the entire bee movie script is hidden in there somewhere. (self.Showerthoughts)
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You always have the hiccups, just with really long pauses (self.Showerthoughts)
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If your little toe falls off, you still have a little toe, just that it’s bigger. (self.Showerthoughts)
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Gentlemen generally won’t be found at gentleman’s clubs. (self.Showerthoughts)
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You can’t plant any flowers if you haven’t botany. (self.Showerthoughts)
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If people who buy awards actually gave money to wikipedia, it might not be in danger. (self.Showerthoughts)
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Tattoo artists that are covered head to toe in tattoos are kind of like bartenders who become alcoholics. (self.Showerthoughts)
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Saying “Simon says don’t listen to Simon” in Simon says would effectively break the game (self.Showerthoughts)
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Going to your workplace while you’re not working is one of the weirdest feelings (self.Showerthoughts)
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Google uses a robot to test if you’re human (self.Showerthoughts)
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