#true Tumblr posts

If you hate the actor/ actress who played a villian in a movie because of the role they played, it’s obvious that they did am amazing job (self.Showerthoughts)
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In a more just and humane world, law enforcement agencies would have “de-escalation squads” trained to de-escalate, negotiate, and mediate volatile situations, rather than militarized SWAT teams trained to kill (self.Showerthoughts)
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Someone has eaten the biggest french frie without knowing it. (self.Showerthoughts)
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Once you use glitter, it will haunt you everywhere, in every piece of fabric, every type of skin you encounter, food, drinks, instruments, books. EVERYWHERE.

Just bc i find you attractive doesn’t mean I like you. You are appealing to my eyes, not my heart or mind. It’s not that deep.

There is a probability that the smartest human alive died before doing anything significant. (self.Showerthoughts)
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The ending from the movie Joker is playing out in real life. (self.Showerthoughts)
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Sleeping late is considered lazy but waking up early and taking an afternoon nap is fine (self.Showerthoughts)
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Mumble rap is secretly an effort to make speech impediments cool. (self.Showerthoughts)
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Spiders are the polar opposite of pandas. They are useful for our common life but look disgusting while pandas are useless but look adorable. (self.Showerthoughts)
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We are only aware of serial killers who slipped up and made mistakes (self.Showerthoughts)
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All doors really have 6 sides, not 2 (self.Showerthoughts)
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it’s totally normal to use a urinal but peeing with the stall door open is considered weird. (self.Showerthoughts)
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Nobody…

On a positive note, most of the rioters are covering their mouth and nose with masks. (self.Showerthoughts)
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Spider-Man is proof that sewing is still an essential skill for men. (self.Showerthoughts)
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Considering how much we use our phones and use some form of clocks in our lives, it’s weird that they don’t appear much in our dreams. (self.Showerthoughts)
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Don’t make me take away your kneecap privileges.