As a kid you're teased if you have a girlfriend/boyfriend. As an adult you're teased if you don't.

As a kid you're teased if you have a girlfriend/boyfriend. As an adult you're teased if you don't. (self.Showerthoughts) submitted by PhDrift to /r/Showerthoughts 8 comments original

It’s actually a little sad that animals that fly don’t realize how awesome it is to have that natural capability.

It’s actually a little sad that animals that fly don’t realize how awesome it is to have that natural capability. (self.Showerthoughts) submitted by strik3r2k8 to /r/Showerthoughts 8 comments original

It's weird to think that your co-workers might be faking their personalities as much as you are.

It's weird to think that your co-workers might be faking their personalities as much as you are. (self.Showerthoughts) submitted by smokeymctokerson to /r/Showerthoughts 35 comments original

Having sex in the Harry Potter universe must be awkward if there are paintings in the room.

Having sex in the Harry Potter universe must be awkward if there are paintings in the room. (self.Showerthoughts) submitted by PlanetTacos to /r/Showerthoughts 12 comments original

Red flags are easier to see when you're not involved in the relationship.

Red flags are easier to see when you're not involved in the relationship. (self.Showerthoughts) submitted by lordofthehamstrings to /r/Showerthoughts 9 comments original

If you're insecure about how you look, keep in mind that every ancestor you've ever had was able to find somebody willing to procreate with them

If you're insecure about how you look, keep in mind that every ancestor you've ever had was able to find somebody willing to procreate with them (self.Showerthoughts) submitted by SimplyConfused557 to /r/Showerthoughts 11 comments original

Sunlight increases levels of vitamin D and serotonin in the body. And a lack of it is thought to be the cause of seasonal affective disorder. Therefor happiness is solar powered.

Sunlight increases levels of vitamin D and serotonin in the body. And a lack of it is thought to be the cause of seasonal affective disorder. Therefor happiness is solar powered. (self.Showerthoughts) submitted by guy30000 to /r/Showerthoughts 5 comments original

Buying beer at 3:30 am is somewhat acceptable, but just give a couple hours and buying beer at 5:30 am makes you a complete degenerate

Buying beer at 3:30 am is somewhat acceptable, but just give a couple hours and buying beer at 5:30 am makes you a complete degenerate (self.Showerthoughts) submitted by moneybot13 to /r/Showerthoughts 20 comments original

Morgue workers are the only people to go to work after they die.

Morgue workers are the only people to go to work after they die. (self.Showerthoughts) submitted by RogerPenBitch to /r/Showerthoughts 6 comments original

If you can't call your dad a motherfucker who can you?

Some of us will probably be the last humans born without internet existing.

Some of us will probably be the last humans born without internet existing. (self.Showerthoughts) submitted by ronnieth024 to /r/Showerthoughts 4 comments original

Writers are the only people who can have conversations with themselves and it's considered completely normal.

Writers are the only people who can have conversations with themselves and it's considered completely normal. (self.Showerthoughts) submitted by Stretch_R_mstrong to /r/Showerthoughts 5 comments original

Bicycles aren’t technically a carbon-free method of transportation as the bicycle’s source of power expels carbon dioxide.

Bicycles aren’t technically a carbon-free method of transportation as the bicycle’s source of power expels carbon dioxide. (self.Showerthoughts) submitted by Firesondiego to /r/Showerthoughts 15 comments original

It's pretty amazing how many Ouija board ghosts are fluent and literate in English.

It's pretty amazing how many Ouija board ghosts are fluent and literate in English. (self.Showerthoughts) submitted by Bonerbeef to /r/Showerthoughts 2 comments original

Getting married is preordering a milf

Getting married is preordering a milf (self.Showerthoughts) submitted by killerign to /r/Showerthoughts 13 comments original

If you're still pretty young, chances are you still haven't met the majority of people who will attend your funeral

If you're still pretty young, chances are you still haven't met the majority of people who will attend your funeral (self.Showerthoughts) submitted by Deusque to /r/Showerthoughts 12 comments original

If essential oils were actually essential, most of humanity would have been screwed until the last 10 years or so.

If essential oils were actually essential, most of humanity would have been screwed until the last 10 years or so. (self.Showerthoughts) submitted by GeeISuppose to /r/Showerthoughts 9 comments original

The most overreacted to thing in life is Hawaiian pizza.

The most overreacted to thing in life is Hawaiian pizza. (self.Showerthoughts) submitted by trashysandwichman to /r/Showerthoughts 21 comments original