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Me when reading fanfics (and in real life tbh)

You have to let it it hurt, if you want it to stop hurting.

School is not teaching us just subjects, it’s teaching us how to learn, and use “subjects” as an excuse to practice and develop our own way of learning. (self.Showerthoughts)
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It’s unlikely that all the technology in Star Wars is standardized between planets, so cord compatibility must be a nightmare (self.Showerthoughts)
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Starting a shift at 5:00 sucks, regardless of which 5:00 it is. (self.Showerthoughts)
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Robocalls that start with “Please don’t hang up” would probably stand a much better chance of not being hung up on immediately if they began instead with “Please hang up immediately.” (self.Showerthoughts)
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The show “60 Minutes” actually only airs for 43 minutes (self.Showerthoughts)
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I do not consent to any energies, powers, words, spells, frequencies, or agendas which are not in the highest good.

Anything which is not of love, I hereby nullify, neutralize, deactivate, and render completely powerless over me.

I call upon all lights, sounds, colors, beings, and energies which are here to bring light and peace.

May we unite for the safety and well-being of all, and for the highest good. So be it.

Due to advancements in colors paints and dyes, we are living in the most colorful era ever (self.Showerthoughts)
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It looks more foolish to put commas where they don’t belong, than it does when you don’t use any commas at all. (self.Showerthoughts)
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The ghosts are only trying to stop Pac-Man from crashing the game. (self.Showerthoughts)
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The best music is the kind that breaks your heart.

I swear I can just be thinking of something and all the sudden an ad appears

Throughout most of human history most people went their entire lives without hearing what their voice actually sounded like (self.Showerthoughts)
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Back in history it was believed that women on ships were bad luck. But the ships themselves were and are always referred to as female. (self.Showerthoughts)
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She didn’t leave you for making too many mistakes. She left because you made the same mistake too many times.

Porn stars are much more likely than the average person to have protected sex or provide proof of negative std results prior to having sex (self.Showerthoughts)
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Don’t you dare to leave right now. I need you. I need your opinion. Your smell, how you look when you woke up seconds ago. You are precious to me.