watching 5up play vault hunters makes me so fucking happy it's so relaxing but interesting and comforting at the same time
⚠️Spoilers for https://archiveofourown.org/works/28257108 ⚠️
Ah yes
The fanfic that hurt my heart yet made me fall in love
So I want to read more fics about bee duo/bench trio/sbi so drop some of ur favorites fics about them!!
Feel free to self promote as well :]
Tubbo and Ranboo are like the younger versions of Grian and Mumbo Jumbo
Wait okay imagine you're at come meet and greet and decide to fuck around. You ask Ranboo where he got his shoelaces and then send Tubbo Philza and Dream?? into a Tumblr induced haze, only to get clarted into the dashcon ball pit.
sitting here with all the art of c!Tubbo with firework scars... remembering the days (like late november when I joined the fandom) where that hc was so rare I had a whole tag for it because I loved it so much... now it's literally canon and everyone does it... good feeling.
Tommy: would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million diamonds?
Tubbo: you stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house
Ranboo: you can stab me too, then we’ll have 20 million diamonds
Tubbo: good thinking
Tommy: *laughing*
Tubbo: What are you laughing at?
Tommy: myself
my most controversial dsmp take is that michael is actually afraid of c!ranboo and c!tubbo but they mistake it for love
Friendly Giant Headcannons:
Here’s some Headcannons for AFTER Wilbur becomes more comfortable with Ranboo :]
cw//language
Wilbur plays his new song ideas to Ranboo before anyone else. This is because even though the giant would lie to make him feel better, his ears couldn’t lie. By the way Ranboo’s ears twitched back and forth Wilbur can tell if the song is any good
While he never really gets used to being held he becomes more okay with the random touches from Ranboo. He’d noticed how touchy the giant was with tommy and Tubbo but he didn’t expect the touchiness to extend to him too
The two have a one-on-one conversation while Tubbo and Tommy are asleep on Ranboo’s chest. Wilbur was still nervous so he slept with Henry and the piglin, but he wanted to know why the giant cared so much about the humans. He definitely wasn’t expecting to be told they were part of Ranboo’s “family”.
Wilbur gets bored and moves things around the den to redecorate while everyone’s sleeping. It’s always very confusing in the mornings when nothing is where it is supposed to be.
To try to get over his fears Wilbur starts a journal of all the things he learns about Ranboo. It’s filled with small sketches of his body to notes on the giant’s mannerisms. Seeing everything in a book-form and knowing that the giant didn’t hurt him while he got the information is comforting to Wilbur. (And it’s a secret but in the back pages there’s a list of all the nice things Ranboo has done for Wilbur or his brothers)
Ranboo makes a small cushion out of wool and leather for Wilbur to lay on when he visits. He knew Wilbur didn’t like being held by him, but he didn’t want him to have to lay on the dirt or on Henry. Wilbur was extremely confused when he first saw it, but he found it rather endearing when Ranboo said it was for him. (It was ugly as shit but it made Wilbur happy knowing it was made for him.)
Ranboo loves to listen to Wilbur strumming on the guitar. One time while the man was playing Ranboo started to purr without noticing it, and while it embarrassed the giant Wilbur thought it was a very nice sound.
Imagine wilbur and ranboo having a nice little confrontation. Wilbur finds out ranboo and dream working together.
He's confronting ranboo and calling him a hypocrite, then says that he'll expose him to everyone if he doesn't help him. Then ranboo hits him with the good ol "do you think anyone would believe you?"
"....What?" Wilbur asks
"Tommy doesn't trust you at all, tubbo would believe me. Do you really think anyone on this server would trust you over me?" Ranboo says with a smile.
Dream SMP HC's
My brain gets shot with random hc's so here are some random headcanons that were made up at 2am.
When Philza is annoyed he just fluffs up his wings.
Fundy knows how to play the piano but doesn't like playing it because it reminds him of Sally.
Micheal's favorite parent is Ranboo because he's scared of bees.
Micheal's chicken is actually Benson
Tubbo reminds Techno of what he did to him at the festival just to make him feel bad.
After the arm situation, Ponk flinches when someone touches him.
George blocks out every thought of Dream because he's not ready to talk about how he feels.
Tommy flinches when anyone touches him.
BadBoyHalo, Foolish, and Tubbo like headpats.....no I will not explain myself.
Wilbur used to have wings but got rid of them because he was self-conscious.
Karl has a pictures of Quackity and Sapnap in his book to remind himself of his fiance's.
Hermit Craft exists in the same universe as the Dream SMP but they choose to ignore each other.
Tubbo is self conscious about his scars.
Sapnap puffs out smoke from his nose when he's angry.
Schlatt cared about Manburg at some point.
5undy is canon in the smp but 5up lives in Hermit Craft.
Karl is cursed to fall inlove with Karl/Sapnap ancestors. Example: James from The Masquerade.
Kristen exists as a Goddess on the smp and is actually Wilbur's birth mom instead of a fridge because Philza didn't know how to explain that his mother was a deity
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I'm so tired, it's 3:33am.
Ignis, Latin for fire
Hey guys have some phoenix Tommy because I felt like drawing wings :D
