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  • spidey-sins
    27.07.2021 - 2 hours ago

    I never considered that I should worry about dogs biting me in the drive through but here we are

    #bri speaks #tw dog bite #it didn’t bite me for the record #but it almost did #that hasn’t happened to me the whole time I’ve worked here #it didn’t even occur to me that that could happen #scared me so bad #like I have all these sweet big dogs in the drive through all the time #but this evil little chihuahua almost got me
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  • ceokenmakozume
    27.07.2021 - 12 hours ago
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  • arcgeminga
    27.07.2021 - 16 hours ago
    #Headcanons #Thank you so much! #>->;;;; Feel free to ignore this... I feel like I became selfish anyway and rambled mostly about the Geminis. #I changed the order a little so that the very hard subject can be intentionally ignored for people who does not want to read it. #If anyone is going to throw a SJW hissy fit because of the dark elements I put in my stories then please come and fuckin bite me in the tit. #Also sorry that it got long HA~ :'D #abuse tw#immoral tw
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  • palbotz
    27.07.2021 - 17 hours ago


    #BITING AND VIOLENCE KILL. #ANGER. #[PAL.vent] #proship tw#proshipping tw
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  • blisterinballista
    26.07.2021 - 1 day ago

    @askgabrielupdike CAUGHT YO ASS

    #🔥~ooc#OOHSNAP 📸#shitpostin #callout post /j #WITH THAT OUTTA THE WAY- #THANK?????? YOU???? #OUAHDBBABDHFJXJZAJ #**bites my arm** #IM NOT THAT GOOD ACTUALLY BUT...... OOACK #TY ILY /P /GEN #caps tw#tw caps#caps
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  • sp-ac-ep-re-si-de-nt
    26.07.2021 - 1 day ago

    Peas don’t deserve they hate they get and I will forever defend my favorite vegetable from slander

    #mine #my dinner tonight is just a can of peas #and they taste so good #plus I love the texture and how they pop when you bite into them #peas#vegtables#food#tw food
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  • simp-anon-azari
    26.07.2021 - 1 day ago
    #ic ; simping anon #reply ; chit chat #rp ; i don't bite #oh ; angst selected! #an anon ; mysterious person #tw caps#tw violence#tw swearing
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  • cherrycherrybunbun
    25.07.2021 - 1 day ago

    Me: *loves bright, cute things* *covers my bed in stuffed animals* *talks to my plants* *decorated with kawaii characters*

    Also me: *sleeps next to a real animal skull* *does divination by throwing bones*

    #bunny bites #ask to tag #none mention#bone tw#skull mention#skull tw #and that’s on not letting labels define you #and also just being really weird all around
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  • skeleton-monarch
    25.07.2021 - 1 day ago

    me: the more you ignore him for days for his bad behavior the more he will “act out” because he is insecure

    my parents: no he’s just getting back at us for going on a trip! you’re making stuff up!!

    if anyone has any tips on helping my dog feel comfortable despite my parent’s insistence that giving him the cold shoulder and being noticeably irritated with him will somehow help please send them my way

    #he’s peeing on things because he’s stressed and insecure #i am trying my fucking hardest to get them to understand that they *aren’t helping* #and you know how i know this? there is never pee in my room or on my things or in my brother’s room or things!! #just my parent’s!!!! #literally i don’t think he’d have a peeing problem if they’d fucking listen to me #but noooo instead they fucking try and scare him to get him to listen! #(tw animal abuse for the next part) #one time they fucking hit him with a fly swatter so now every time we have to swat a fly he gets anxious. i try to make them not use it in #general because it upsets him so much but they dont want to listen #and you want to know why they did that? because he wouldnt drop a bone. so logically the best course of action was to corner him and try to #forcibly take it. which made him bite. #they wouldn’t let me try to get him to drop it because he was ‘dangerous’ #guys he’s 10 pounds. and always drops things when i ask him to. #even high reward things. #tw animal abuse #tw vent#vent
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  • moonlightlygirl
    25.07.2021 - 2 days ago


    #heressss the boooooOOOOOYYYYYyyyyy #that tik tok sound is engraved in my brain now #and it fits chanhee so well #my smily pretty boy #chanhee#choi chanhee#the boyz#tbz#deobiblr#mine: gifs#tw flashing #tw flashing gif #i know these are super flashy but ill resist whatever for that smile #he's so cute i wanna bite him #my last brain cell is leaving me #bottom right is making me melt
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  • okk9tsu
    25.07.2021 - 2 days ago

    today, we cry to a satosugu playlist.

    #no cause stfu i have never been so attached to a ship Ever #or because i really dont fuck w ships but Yeah #WHEN GOJO'S 6 EYES TELL HIM THAT THE MAN WAS GETO BUT HIS SOUL TELLS HIM OTHERWISE . SOBS FALLS DOWN BITES ON KNUCKLES #i will go down w this ship 😹😹 #tw : jjk manga spoilers #tw : jjk shibuya arc spoilers
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  • theghostlycryptic
    24.07.2021 - 2 days ago

    I could never say "stop" to a waiter putting parm on my pasta. I literally can never have enough parm.

    #theghostlycryptic #i would be so embarrassed #i would just be like 'just grind a whole thing up' #'just let me have it all' #yes im eating pasta #and i have a container if parm beside me #i keep sprinkling it in every time i have a bite that isnt saturated in parm #so yummy#tw food #tw food mention #ghostly whispers
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  • many-gay-magpies
    24.07.2021 - 2 days ago

    you know generally i like to think that, if reincarnation and karma are real things that exist, then i must have been a pretty decent person in my past life to have the life i do now, but i do think sometimes that there must have been some very small wrong i commited in my past life that i'm being punished for in this one, being born both extremely un food-motivated and a catatonic hypoglycemic.

    #im better about being able to tell when im crashing and getting food in me nowadays but when i was younger it was just like. #'no i dont want to eat im too focused on art' and pretty soon my lips are turning blue and im feeling nauseous and dizzy and throwing up #all over the place #so like. thats fun #vomit mention#vomit tw#magpie thoughts#hypoglycemia #im only making this post because i have not eaten anything all day and i know i need to eat something before i start crashing #but im also too invested in this gay yearning wp to care and its inevitably gonna bite me in the ass in like half an hour
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  • standupfuckingtallxo
    24.07.2021 - 2 days ago

    It’s just so weird to me that I am taking better care of myself than I ever have and yet, at the exact same time, I feel more suicidal than I have in a long time.

    Catch me drinking 3 litres of water a day and waking up at 5am to exercise for the past 4 months but by 9am I’m cooking up new ways to off myself.

    Dreaming up my will while I’m cooking tofu stir fry.

    Singing along to pop music while contemplating pulling the steering wheel.

    #I’m learning Japanese #I’ve lost 6 stone pmsl #stopped biting my nails #I haven’t had chocolate or crisps in weeks #maybe I’m suicidal BECAUSE I haven’t had chocolate or crisps in weeks #I’m kidding it’s the #depression lol #but genuinely I relapsed last week for the first time in like? a year? and since then I haven’t stopped wanting to do more o boy o boy #tw suicide#I guess #tw self harm #ano I’m in a bad place because it’s mams anniversary but this is more than that
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  • bornmafia
    24.07.2021 - 3 days ago

    My muse comes home covered in bruises. Send me “It doesn’t look like nothing!” for my muse’s reaction. 

    Or reversed:
    Your muse comes home covered in bruises. Send me “It’s nothing.” for my muse’s reaction.

    madamhatter asked:

    It doesn’t look like nothing!

    it had been a rather long night. his form was littered in bruises and cuts and other injuries. dark marks amongst olive skin as he leaned against the door and opened it. his breath was heavy labored as he took a hand through his dark brunette locks, pulling it from his features. his eyes hadn’t changed back from that deep crimson shade with the glooming yellowish color to the outer iris just yet. his nails elongated and the back of his shirt... rather torn up.

    rather he had been in Romania or any other place he rather not be was unknown as the sharp points of his fangs hung down against the cut up insides of his mouth. eyes easing up under slight loose strains at the human girl who had spoken. the normally warm look in his features he gave her was void, the only thing there now at the current moment was a cold gaze staring at her.

    “ Sophie. ‘ his voice came out hoarse after he had heard her voice that cut through him like an annoying ringing, in a blink of an eye his arm was around her waist and he had her pressed into his form. he could smell her blood, hear her heart beat. and honestly his throat felt like sand paper. her warm form against his cold being felt.... oddly human. bending his large form against her small five foot four one, lifting her up just a little so he could place his face in the nap of her neck. his hot breath against her neck, pressing her now into the wall. his free larger hand weaving his fingers into her small one.  “ My dear... “ he spoke again, against her. letting his breath and words trickle on her skin. “ Just. relax.  “ he didn’t let her respond before sinking sharp fangs into her neck, releasing his venom into her veins as her pressed himself more into her. the sweet taste of crimson life blooming across his taste buds. 

    #「 Zero 」 ┈   ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ꜱᴛᴀɪɴᴇᴅ ᴡᴏʀᴅꜱ ●  Asks #madamhatter #tw // blood #tw // bite #tw // fangs #tw // injury #「 Zero 」 ┈   ʜᴏᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴀ ɢʟᴜᴇ ɢᴜɴ ●  Threads #「 Unknown 」 ┈   ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʟᴏᴏꜱᴇ yᴏᴜʀ ʜᴇᴀᴅ  ●  v5
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  • ursulakleguin-stan
    23.07.2021 - 3 days ago
    #Lin manuel miranda lip bite tw
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  • dooodle-bug
    23.07.2021 - 3 days ago

    Hehe, another Stationery Story, this time featuring my homie Hole Punch! Still not my best work, but Imma still post it anyways!

    The Monster of the Temple

    A crowd of perhaps hundreds of toads looked onward at the enormous temple just ahead. They were all bustling and chatting with excitement. A lively group, these toads resided in the somewhat nearby oasis city, Shroom City, popular as the city that never sleeps. This holds some truth, the city is a big tourist attraction, with parties every night and residents that are constantly out and about. The temple that stands before them was known as the Temple of Shrooms. It was a historic site that the local government vowed to keep in its preserved and original condition. In other words, no toad was allowed to throw parties there and do any damage of the sorts. But they didn’t truly understand much about it, all they knew was that it was a historic and well preserved site from Ancient Times that nobody was allowed in. Except for archeological or educational purposes, which hardly any of the toads knew much about, it was probably safer to leave it to the experts. 

    This temple was momentous and stood gloriously, built entirely out of stone bricks with carved hieroglyphics and detailed statues. What made it even more breath-taking was the sun, shining directly above it and casting its glaring light down the staircase.

    From what the toads heard, there was a mysterious person throwing a party at this very location. Here? What are the odds? Who could do this? They pondered these questions and more amongst themselves as they entered the temple, too excited to worry. This party host could be anyone, but their best guess is that they’re someone too shy to introduce themself and wanted to greet their fellow citizens with a bang. That was no problem for them, they all agreed they would make sure this new neighbor felt comfortable and at home.

    Inside, the temple was a bit spooky with all that dusty dinginess lingering about. There were hieroglyphics engraved on every surface with towering toad statues, both coated in sand, dust, and debris from time. It felt kinda stuffy too, the air thick with dust, yet dry. But they couldn’t care less, they were a happy bunch that all crowded together, too excited to care or notice the origami monsters calculating their every move. They were cautious of course, making sure to not touch anything but the floor or they might get fingerprints on it. 

    After traversing through the winding, maze-like temple, they finally reached the top floor, presumably where the party was as there was no other sign. Upon entering the room, they noticed it was certainly large, perfect for all of them to groove together. The only party thing there was the disco floor, covering most of the center floor, and the unlit disco ball. This was no big deal, they brought their own party gear just in case. Thus, they spread out, setting up stereo speakers, extension cords, a DJ turntable and more. 

    Now the party could start! The toads began chatting amongst themselves at a louder volume while others danced on the floor, with the DJ, referred to as DJ Toad, playing random yet tunes he selected. The party was in full swing, everyone having a good time until something made them pause, the music playing with no one to dance to. 

    “Ugh, what is that RACKET?” a loud, metallic voice boomed. The toads whipped their heads around to see where that voice came from, the doors on the second floor, firmly locked to make it seem as though it were a wall. The voice hollered again, shaking the toads to the core, “Can’t you tell I’m trying to sleep? Whatever, lemme just see what’s going down...” Then those double doors shot open, a monster slowly sliding out.

    Should they run? Should they stay? Their questions froze them in place as the monster stumbled down the stairs. It had to be at least 10 feet tall. The toads’ eyes followed the monster, it was a golden yellow color, with four soulless black eyes and gnashing, metal fangs. 

    “Look guys,” it let out a vicious yawn, revealing a mouthful of sharp, canine teeth, “I'm all for party, but I’m kinda bummed out today, so go be good little paper freaks and shut up, ‘k?” The toads looked at each other uncomfortably and then back at the monster, this monster was speaking some ancient dialect. Were they going to be eaten? Who knew that such a monster resided in this ancient temple, probably for hundreds of years? Did they cause the awakening of such a beast? But then who was the party host?

    At last one small toad piped up, “Are-are you the one who invited us?” Some other toads rushed to shut him up. The monster paused and thought for a moment, probably trying to remember something or worse, contemplating if it should eat that poor toad.

    “Oooh… yeah! THAT party.” it yawned again, “yeah, I forgot about that a while ago, guess I’m not really into it now, why?” The toads relaxed a bit. This monster wasn’t so scary after all. It was maybe even a bit stupid. They fell into a hushed whisper among themselves while the monster continued to stare down at them. They paused again and looked up at it, smiling slightly. Another toad spoke cautiously,

    “Heya, uh, monster.”


    “Yeah! Uh, buddy, we’d really like to stay and party, but we kinda gotta go for a bit, alright?” They then slowly backed out towards the exit, eyes still focused on the monster.

    It suddenly snapped, “AY! You’re one of those flat paper freaks aren’t you?! Nobody’s gonna leave this joint unless I say so! I guess I’m gonna hafta warn you, huh?” The toads scrambled for the exits while the monster lunged at them at a shocking speed, darting over to each one who had failed to run fast enough. What did it do? It took a big bite out of each toad’s face, tearing the face clean off their head! One by one it went, punching out each and every one of the toads’ faces until they all laid blanky on the ground, faceless. Only one remained: the DJ, DJ Toad, who was perhaps the quickest, but the monster was still able to catch up with him.

    “Hey DJ!” it snapped, “Before I punch your face, you better turn that music down, it’s an absolute drag!” DJ Toad quivered in place, staring at those razor sharp fangs before finally waddling over to the DJ turntable, where he cautiously slipped the record out and put it down. “Good, now get over here so that I can punch out that ugly face of yours”.

    DJ Toad trembled back over, finally opening his dry mouth and cried, “Wait man, you-you can’t take my face!” It cocked its head at him, “Yeah, I-I can’t play you some, uh, tunes if I don’t got a face, y’know?”

    “Huh, guess you’re right. Fine then, play me something groovy or I’m gonna take your face, dig?” DJ Toad nodded aggressively and rushed over to the turntable, where he scanned about looking for discs, yet he could only find a few. He must have dropped some on the way there. His heart dropped while the monster made its way back upstairs to return to its domain behind those double doors.

    After the doors slammed shut, it cried, “Yeah, go play me something good, I’ll be taking a nap while you're at it. Don’t think of running away or anything because there are all these foldy guys and whatever. Later!” And with that DJ sat in shock and fear while running through the discs. Who could defeat such a monster? And when will they come?

    #problem with this one was the pacing #sorta like a theory/headcannon as to what went down at the temple of shrooms #everyone at shroom city is a party animal #tw monster #bruh I didn't do reaserch for HP's lingo #tw biting#tw mutilation#my writing#fanfic#fanfiction#stationery stories#pmtok #paper mario the origami king #legion of stationery #hole punch #lowkey Not That Good #mfing HP such a lazy bum
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  • intheserum
    23.07.2021 - 3 days ago
    non-rp blogs dni

    some dramaTIc lIberTIes have been Taken for my IdenTIfIcaTIon card. IT wIll Take me hours To geT These exTensIons ouT.

    a birthday pwesent from my roommate! @/youkomj on twitter for comms :)

    #bite. #selfIe Tag. #((can't get over how sexy she looks. I'm rabid.)) #needles tw#syringes /#medical /
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