My friend??? Opened a bag of candy??? AT THE BOTTOM OF THE BAG???

EXCUSE ME???

I am simultaneously “Sorry I’m late, I was uhh... doing things,” and “SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!”

IM ON TUMBLR AND IM IN A SCIENCE CLASS ZOOM AT THE SAME TIME AND THE TEACHER STARTED A VIDEO AND THE INTRO LEGIT SAID

WELCOME TO MOOMOOMATHS AND SCIENCE

WHAT THE FUCK

I AM V EXCITED TO READ CHAPTER FOUR OF HELIUM AND I’M GOING SWIMMING TODAY WOOOOOOO!

OH MY GOD I DIDNT WANT TO FEEL ALL THIS SHIT AGAIN AT FUCKING THREE AM ON A MONDAY AND BECAUSE OF THIS DAMN SHOW I REMEMBER EXACTLY HOW I FELT WHEN HE DIED AND AFTER THREE MONTHS OF FEELING NOTHING AT ALL I CANT FUCKING HANDLE IT

YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES THIS EVEN WORSE ITS THE FACT THAT IVE EXPERIENCED THIS KIND OF LOSS BEFORE SO IT HURTS EVEN MORE

Me, trying to sleep at all:

My mind:

Has anyone seen Trey?

Forget about Trey where's my fuckin' chair?

I've got your fuckin' chair bitch! Why don'tcha come find it?

OH MY GOD GIRL I HAVE SO MANY RP STARTERS HWY UG UYS OD THIS WHEN I GET BACK 2 SCHOOL!!!?!?!

OH FUCK I WAS SUPPOSED TO GO TO SLEEP LIKE THREE HOURS AGO FUCK

WHO WAS GONNA TELL ME IT WAS PORTAL 2 ANIVERSARY!? THAT GAME WAS MY FIRST HYPERFIXATION!

LET ME PUKE IN YOUR MOUTH

this might sound confusing but it proves what im trying to say ig. i kinda think in feelings??? like not emotions. but like instead of describing stuff with like “its when this happens and you feel this” my explanations in my head are like a mush of putty or something and the putty has a color and makes you feel an emotion??? its more of a “you get the gist of what im saying right?” this is so dumb and im rly bad at explaining things lol. WAIT I THOUGHT OF Another THING TO CALL IT. its like alphabet soup. i cant explain what that means but hopefully you get the general feeling. its like a mess of words and rants and feelings all mixed togethor into an alphabet soup and when eaten you get the general taste of the soup as a whole. 

BADBOYHALO???? MY BELOVED??? WHAT

SOMEONE JUST SAID THAT SINCE SKEPPY LOST A CANON LIFE, HE IS NO LONGER UNDER THE CONTROL OF THE EGG..

IF.. IF THAT'S THE CASE...

WHAT OF BAD? DID HE TECHNICALLY LOSE A LIFE? IF SO, WHY DIDN'T IT WORK ON HIM??

AND THEY ALSO MENTIONED..

BAD DOESN'T KNOW THAT.

*stares at messed-up drawing* ahaha... it’s okay because.. NO ONE WILL KNOW WHAT I WAS GOING FOR AHAHAHHAAAHAAAAA

THERE’S A SPIDER CRAWLING ACROSS THE FLOOR LIKE FOUR METERS AWAY FROM ME AONXNAJA

me yelling at my frog brain: FINE ill redownload tiktok!!! now will you SHUT UP

PUFFY FORESHADOWED HIS DEATH BY BLOWING UP BAD’S SKEPPY STATUE

I’VE MDE THAT EXACT POST WORD FOR WORD