the signs as things my dad has told me
tw for biphobia, transphobia, and ablism
aries: YOU CAN'T BE BISEXUAL BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE SEX!
tarus: gay means happy. no negotiation.
gemini: It's clear that you don't care about anybody but yourself, so don't say that you do.
cancer: get out of my sight.
leo: SHE DOESN'T HAVE A PENIS!
virgo: you need to start showing me that you actually care about that dog before I give him away to someone who does.
libra: I got put in facebook jail
scorpio: you can't date HIM until i meet HIM
sagitarius: YOU ARE NOT BISEXUAL
capricorn: SHE NEEDS TO BE INSTITUTIONALIZED
aquarius: you don't have osdd, you have a script. ALL autistic people have it.
pisces: its just your imagination. you dont have "alters" or whatever you're calling them. they're just imaginary friends.