*27-car pile up on the highway, one vampire killed another on their trail, ballet studio burned down, all of Phoenix is now suspicious that something is going on, baseball game ruined*
All the cullens for some reason:
volterra tourist board: haha yeah this is a very safe city except sometimes people go into that massive palace and don’t come out and there’s lots of screaming and the only survivor we’ve ever found said they were being eaten but that’s like worst case scenario
If Jade was your favourite Victorious character you stan Rosalie Hale now I don’t make the rules
Morning sickness is getting worse, mum thinks it’s twins because of it and I’m now struggling to keep down McDonald’s. 3 days in a row I’ve been vomiting. I burped in McDonald’s and vomited part of my burger 😂 how embarrassing. Come on role on my 12 week scan and we can find out how healthy the little nugget is(or nuggets). Nearly phoned the NHS 101 number for an appointment at A&E cause I wasn’t keeping anything down. It’s really touch and go and I have to pace myself and drink with straws. Possibly growing Edward cullens baby here, quite possibly.
*driving through British Columbia*
Me: Oh hey, Grand Forks. I wonder if the vampires are better here.
Husband: I hate you so much.
That awesome moment Supernatural has a vampire named Robert and a whiny bitch girl named Kristen.
sitting there at a party not eating any pepperoni pizza
them: you’re awkward around food… you’re incredibly cautious with ingredients… you like my cat more than i do…i know what you are…
me: say it…
them: vegan.
