jasper in the eclipse fight training scene:
jasper in the eclipse fight training scene:
Bella sends this to Edward after he comes back in new moon:
I hate it when fanfics have a happy ending like canon always have a happy ending LET ME SUFFER
this dude reminds me of emmett if he had tiktok. makes me laugh everytime.
How Bella actually knew the cell cycle
Carlisle: Sshh don’t say a word
Carlisle: I said no words
Emmett: Oh, I see. Two weeks ago playing Scrabble, it’s not a word. Now suddenly it is a word because it’s convenient for you
the impressions of people saying “bella where the hell have you been loca” are WAYYY funnier than the original scene lmfao everyones lile BELLLAUHHHH WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU ✨BEN✨ LOCAHHH it kills me pls
Renée was a shitty mother. She constantly put Phil and her own life before Bella.
Bella DID have personality in the books,, but it was way better in midnight sun.
The volturi aren’t evil, they’re power hungry and drink human blood, but it doesn’t make them evil. All they really want is to protect their secret from humans.
Stephenie Meyer had no reason to make Bella and Jacob romantic. They were better off as friends.
I like Rosalie as a character and she is very misunderstood, however only befriending Bella for her baby and not caring wether Bella lived or died was NOT cool.
I think Rosalie and Edward should make an effort to improve their relationship. There’s no point disliking eachother for like 70 years.
There was no reason for Bella to keep that child. Bella should’ve aborted that thing😳. It’s just Stephenie Meyer pushing her Mormon beliefs onto her characters that women can only be happy if they are mothers. Bella never even wanted a child before she got pregnant.
Leah Clearwater is highly underrated and misunderstood. I would love to see a book from her perspective.
It was incredibly unfair for Stephenie Meyer to give all of her female characters traumatic and sad pasts but not do that to hardly any male characters. (I don’t want any of them to have traumatic pasts, but that’s unrealistic, and why is it only the women??)
Edward is one of the most 3 dimensional and complex characters in the series.
Charlie was a good character but I just can’t get past the fact that he was happy that Jacob kissed Bella in eclipse.
The cullens should’ve been way more diverse.
Why are there no gay vampire couples?? (Oh yeah, that’s right, because of Stephenie) but seriously,, there were so many vampires in the saga and you’re gonna tell me all of them were straight?? I just know Stefan and Vladimir were gay.
I would kill for a book of new moon in Edwards perspective.
These are just some of my opinions,, you can disagree, just don’t attack me for them :)
Feel free to add any more to this!
edward receiving that phone call from rosalie in new moon that bella died:
Personally, my favorite twilight quote is
Bella: *no thoughts head empty*
Therapy is too expensive, I’d rather spend my time re-editing the twilight saga.
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What if I married Peter Facinelli’s daughter just to call him daddy
choke: bella swan as an “old soul”
broke: bella swan as a precious late gen x-er
woke: 21st century bella as ur typical toe-the-line millenial
bespoke: balls-to-the-wall 21st-century bella who devours wikipedia pages just as fast as wuthering heights, who pairs her WWII-era flight jacket with 70s bell-bottoms and a Red Hot Chili Peppers trucker hat, who jokes about dying early to avoid defaulting on her student-loan debt but speaks openly of income inequality & its effect on mental health, who will stumble home from a july 4th party wearing an ushanka while double-fisting a michelada & a swisher sweets blunt, who makes pixel art in microsoft paint & lofi chillwave tracks in garageband, who loves telenovelas & ASMR vids, who’s “childish” enough to love coloring books & cartoons but adult enough not to give a fuck, who celebrates feminism by spending saturday nights alone dressing up in fishnets & lingerie and housing an entire 14″ stuffed-crust pizza, who knows fuckall about home ownership or car maintenance but knows everything about how to properly partition harddrives for linux distros & finding the perfect 1048p torrent for any movie, who makes the meanest kraft-singles grilled cheese as well as a bomb-ass vegan poke bowl,,