All the ugly things you say
Come and say ’em to my face
Big thanks to daphne @midnightsvns for the midnight sun quotes!
please someone tie me down to a chair with Word open on my computer, I need to update my fanfic 😭
Jacob really was just like “Are you sick? Are you weak? You needa go to the hospital? You’re sick, you have an illness, you must be weak, you aren’t an alpha, I’m an alpha. I wanna fight you.”
so laurent and boris were lovers right? we all agree?
It’s not that it’s a good movie, but I think it’s my favorite movie. There is a charm, and there is this thing it does were you can’t blink and you have to keep watching even if that blueish-green filter is the oddest thing you’ve ever come across in your entire life. Granted, it creates a certain atmosphere, though said atmosphere is like bad weather and Anna Kendrick just being there sometimes. I love it with all my heart and it will never die.
Found this in the review of Twilight on google, like it a lot.
Jacob and Bella dress as Sharkboy and Lavagirl for Halloween
I want a version of Twilight where Bella and Edward are really just their true forms: an awkward British man and an equally as awkward lesbian.
Plus people just keep bothering Jacob about his Sharkboy song.
You had to be there 😌😌
*It’s a worm Bella.jpg*
*It’s the fluorescents.jpg*
*Is she even Italian.jpg*
Characters: Cullen family, female reader
Word count: 2120
Request by anon: Wait, omg I’m so happy I found a blog that’s updated recently and I’m definitely gonna ✨stalk✨ your blog and read all your writing after hw but if you’re still doing requests, I thought of something that I would just love to see written. And this could be short or something, y’know? It can be whatever you want it to be, but what if the reader is somewhat friends with the Cullens? Reader (maybe like 20 years old?) is invited to their house one weekend after bumping into Alice and becoming friends and from passing conversation, reader knows that Carlisle is a doctor so she asks him if he could help her with her organic chemistry hw cause she’s studying to be a med student?
A/n Wow I’m so sorry this took me so long! It’s such a cute request and I loved writing it! Thanks for sending it in and for being patient with me :)
Robert Pattinsons should be on the masked singer
*the Cullen family playing hot potato with Edward’s severed head*
Heres another photo I enhanced with the remini app. Actually like how this turned out 😁
lesbian energy at its finest
I’ve come to the conclusion that Edward Cullen’s soul animal is a chihuahua
i just realised something. you know that scene in twilight where edward stays in bella’s bed with her for the first time and they show this montage of them talking for seemingly most of the night before bella falls asleep.
someone who’d only seen the movies called it a shallow attempt at creating a more genuine relationship between them, showing that they supposedly talked all night but not letting the viewer know what they were talking about.
here’s what it actually is though. it’s catherine harwicke’s attempt at making edward and bella’s relationship less shallow whilst working within the confines of smeyer’s canon. sure, we get the 200 questions in the books and that’s cute i guess but we never get relaxed talk about anything that may come to mind. smeyer didn’t create those moments that gave them room to actually form a genuine connection so catherine harwick did it for her and i dare you to tell me any other director of the subsequent films would have cared enough to think of that.