lesbian energy at its finest
lesbian energy at its finest
new moon except instead of the whole paper cut debacle, bella jokingly calls jasper a honky and he snaps and kills her
why did i just check my drafts to find like. five of them about twilight. ive never seen or read any of it. i have no recollection of writing them.
Rotisserie has the scariest power to be honest. She can show people what she’s thinking in pictures. She could also use that to place fake memories inside someone’s mind. Change stories and events around and create fake narratives. She could convince someone of anything if she wanted to.
Imagine a true crime podcast on the mysterious disappearance of Rosalie Hale.
So, I remembered that Bella’s birthday is in September, but I wasn’t sure if it was the 10th or 11th, so I searched and it says September 13th, BUT it says SEPTEMBER 13TH 1987. This would make Bella 23 going 24 in 2011, while in the movie, she would be 19 by September 13, 2011. I know, there are different dates between the books and the movies.
Also, the wedding took place on the 13th of August 2011. Renesmee was born 3 days before Bella’s 19th birthday and transformation to vampire, meaning the 10th of September. There are 28 days between the wedding and Nessie’s birthday.
If we assume that she was conceived a few days after the wedding, on Isle Esmee, Bella spent a pregnant human’s 9 months of changes on a time period of 3-3,5 weeks, which must have not only physically but mentally drained her.
I mean this child was playing an immortal child and it really looks like that. I can believe he is an immortal child without using CGI.
But no!,Someone said “oh no, but Bella’s baby is different, is the most beautiful baby ever, is the perfect daughter, is the beautiful creature ever”
(this is from “How it should have ended”, I recommended it, is really funny)
But how difficult it was to just find a cute baby and maybe just put some make up or just change her eye colors to red or yellow.
But no! “Renegade has to have Bella’s eyes”
Just saying, but if instead of using a cgi baby and a Chucky baby. They could just use a normal kid and just change her eye colors.
This is scary!
And it could help to the plot of breaking dawn:
When Irina saw Renegade, she saw her red eyes and she truly believed it was an immortal child.
All the scene of Charlie meeting Renegade for the first time, where they just created the story that Renegade is Edward’s nephew, just to justify that bella’s pregnancy was so quickly. I remember he noticed it was Bella’s daughter once he saw the baby’s eyes.
But if the eyes were different he could have believed that the baby had a illness that make her grown-up so fast and he wouldn’t be asking so many questions.
Oh did I mention that tomorrow’s my first day of high school in Washington state since I moved here from a dry desert state to live with my single parent and I’m a bland looking brunette with an awkward personality?
Anyways, I’ll let y'all know if I meet any mysterious bad boys in the biology lab
I’m sorry but I will not stand for any Jacob black slander it’s not his fault smeyer is a Bitch
baby resume said:
Changing my avatar to this because it pretty much sums up my feelings abt the mess of a series that is Twilight™
I find it really stupid how everyone is just like “How could Garrett fall so fast and hard for Kate? It’s not realistic” and we’re all basically sluts for her and call her goddess based on 15 min of her screen time. I mean come on. It IS realistic.
Bella @ Edward throughout the entire series
Yeah I relate to Bella, not because “she’s a shell for the reader” but because she Literally was parentified by her own mother to be her caregiver.
And that’s not a headcanon there’s actual text proof of this.
Since Jane is canonically a preteen/13 year old, would she therefore be an immortal child? Or does it only apply to toddlers and other small, young children in a similar age range?
Reading twilight and midnight sun together is such a bizzare experience because Edward and Bella read like the Exact Same™ character with a split personality or something
The better story is Jacob, as true alpha and chief, permanently changes the pack dynamics to never enforce the leader’s will on the other members. The concept of free will was so important to Jacob. What if because Jacob rejected his role to control a pack as a collective, his members were then free of any obligations that fall outside of their control. The pack is as strong as the leader, and maybe Sam’s idea of controlling a pack was creating his own reality of what a pack is. Sam had his imprint, that in turn could have influenced the others and that’s why we saw so many of them beginning to imprint. Jacob even said in BD that it was supposed to be rare. Jacob never imprints because he is so opposed to the idea, and it leads to a new reality in his pack that doesn’t need to imprint. His alliance and friendship with Bella has forever sealed the treaty with the Cullens, therefore there is no longer a need to magically ensure there will be a pack to enforce it. Jacob never imprints on rutabaga and instead returns home to take his rightful place as pack leader to ensure his brothers and sisters regain their free will and allow them to stop phasing if they wish.
I have to post it