You would think Jasper is not allowed in the hospital with Carlisle cus blood but actually he’s very much needed and he loves being there cause he tries to cheer up and change the mood to people that need it, especially children who might be scared or sad, and elders as well, or anyone who particularly needs, he brings them calm and comfort.
I hate it when fanfics have a happy ending like canon always have a happy ending LET ME SUFFER
Like, you know, if you have seen twilight, so you would know how cringe-worthy kinda film it is, the concept of Bella turning into a vampire just so she could have her sweet little time with Edward into complete eternal love, is just so cringe-worthy bc if Edward wasn’t a vampire he would have been a complete and utter abuser, bc Bella’s like a complete klutz, she would think the abuse is also a way of love Edward shows maybe… But the main problem would be like how are they gonna live the effing time like, now that Bella’s a vampire Edward’s a vampire, they are probably gonna live somewhere, they are gonna have neighbours maybe, her daughter may have a few friends coming over, but how are all those outside people gonna see the same faces of all the effing vampires living out there be same like no ageing, no coming out in sunlight, and by the way how would they even be hiding behind, they may have to come out someday, at least in the vampire diaries, there was a cure for vampirism that did make sense and at the last most of vampire characters were turned into humans except of a few like Caroline and Mikaelson family. I don’t know even why the cast of Twilight even signed in for five effing movies??!!
Ngl I wish and I know too, Edward and Bella would have loved their wedding to be like boho like very forestry/ fairy loads of snails frogs and what not and not fancy
I tried fixing BDp2 by bringing back long hair Jacob but Bella and Edwards ethernet cable child, Rasputin, really ruins the vibe.
Carlisle: Sshh don’t say a word
Emmett: Fergalicious
Carlisle: I said no words
Emmett: Oh, I see. Two weeks ago playing Scrabble, it’s not a word. Now suddenly it is a word because it’s convenient for you
Okay so super embarrassing but I feel like everyone should know that I genuinely read twilight by ACCIDENT. Like I was wayyyy behind on the whole thing, totally avoided it, up until one fateful day when my old elementary school librarian, who happened to be friends with my dad and grandparents, showed up at my house with a bag containing two books… Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. She said that someone had given them to her and she didn’t want them and wouldn’t be putting them in the library so she gave them to me. Well, me being me, I had no freaking clue what they were and started reading Eclipse. I got several pages in to the part about “my boyfriend, and vampire” before I realized what I was holding in my hands. But by that point of course it was too late, I was invested, despite only being a few pages in. So yeah, I read Eclipse first. I read the entire series out of order, beginning with Eclipse and then Breaking Dawn, and by then in my searching managed to get a copy of New Moon, and read Twilight LAST. And mind you this was after the initial twilight craze had run its course and it was now cool to hate twilight.
So yeah, I may be like way too invested in this series but it was apparently fate bc I certainly didn’t end up like this on purpose.
In Twilight, the Volturi if holding the half vampire-half human child of Bella and Edward, be like-
my vision: similar to bella clutching at her throat when edward says it’s time for breakfast, when bella is making breakfast and asking if he wants anything she is holding an empty cup and mimes cutting her palm and squeezing it into the cup
I wasn’t about to take another L from 2020, so I fixed the new Sharkboy and Lavagirl movie poster. I’m doing gods work
I DEEPLY regret the fact that we never got to see the angry Edward in New Moon after the vote. He’s just like… a little deadend. Like where’s the FURY the guttural roaring as he breaks things because this isn’t what he wants, he feels that Bella is DOOMED and he’s just chill but mildly put off?? No, that’s not what we need, because the breaking, the anger, the bitterness made the situation have so much more gravity. Where is the emotion??
I just realized the reason I enjoy the New Moon movie more than the other films in because I have the fattest crush on Kristen Stewart.
Thank you Twilight for inducing my bi awakening
