Everyone else: GET YOUR FUCKING DOG
Leah: he doesn’t bite
Paul: *growling and chomping at the air*
Everyone else: YES HE FUCKING DOES
me yelling after bella as she runs out to meet Edward at the ocean: girl no come back you didnt exfoliate!!!
OK. SO. miss smeyer decided to take OUT this ABSOULUTELY HILARIOUS chapter from new moon. heres the link, just read it like WHAT THE FUCK. ANYWAY, WISH THIS WAS ME. i want a rich hot sparkiling vampire boyfriend.
https://stepheniemeyer.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/nm_outtakes_scholarship.pdf
LIKE WHAT. EDWERIDO IS JUST LIKE “take all this money for college and shit we dont want/need it” AND SHE LEGIT THROWS IT DOWN THE FUCKING DRAIN. LITTERALLY. READ IT. SHE DOES. THEY JUST SEND HER SO MUCH MONEY ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY.
EDIT: I KEEP COMING BACK CUS I KEEP READING MORE LIKE-- BITCH SHE BROKE HIS WINDOW THROWING THE MONEY BACK IN HIS HOUSE HELP
hello everyone i wanted to let u know this photo of kristen stewart lives in some bitches mind rent free.
its me. im bitches.
put on a random youtube playlist and within two seconds IDed Bella’s Lullaby from Twilight
Okay so who wants to know about some awesome Twilight fan art that you can take everywhere with you???
Go find The Mitch Hansen Band. They have two albums: Twilight Hour and Endless Day. On YouTube music one album is under the band name with The at the beginning and the other is missing the The. I load they seem to be the same album with updated sounds on Endless Day.
Oooo it makes me so happy...I purchased ALL of their stuff when it was first released ages ago and I love it!!
Me: I'm not that badly into Twilight right now
Also me: *looking up all the Quaker Meetinghouses in the Eastern PA area to see if any of them match up with the description of the one Edward mentions visiting with Carlisle in Midnight Sun and considering driving there some Sunday afternoon*
Did Edward and Bella ever write thank you cards after the wedding?
alice comes back from italy in new moon after saving edwards stupid ass and gets rid of ALL the cullen's clothes. and everyones like "oh god how badly did edward fuck up this time, we have to go into hiding again dont we"
But nope alice just is chuckling quietly because she stole all of the Volturi's clothing while they were there. and "the volturi may be terrible, but when it comes to fashion they kinda know what theyre doing tbh..." so alice had an epiphany like "oh my god why werent we dressing like this the entire time"
The one thing that Midnight Sun has made me lose sleep over is the level of paranoia I now have reading ANY first person narrative story.
I have never been more conscious of the fact that when you read from the first person narrative (even with a reliable narrator), you assume that the narrator is perceiving the reactions of those around them correctly. So when for instance, Bella says "Edward smiled playfully" you assume that Edward is in a playful mood, when in reality, Edward is affecting playfulness to put her at ease.
I think MS is the only book I've ever read that is the same exact story as another book but from a different character's perspective. Like what does Emma from Knightley's perspective look like?
HAHA.
so
ya'll remember a little white back i was bitching about the map of the Cullen grounds in the guide?
I'm now firmly convinced that thing has absolutely zero geographical value WHATsoever.
so this isn't totally irrelevant as far as positioning of the highway and the river goes.
the only thing is that the closest I can find using google maps to the winds and bends of this map - the only place north of Forks where the highway and the Sol Duc run parallel is here.
full disclosure I have no idea what this area would have looked like in 2003 when Twlight was written, or in 2008-11 when the guide was written, but now this area is dotted with inns and campgrounds -- not the kind of things you want around when you have at least two raucous vampire sons. The funniest thing though as that there's a lodge right where it would make most sense for the Cullen house to be -- with an out-building.
NOW THAT'S ASSUMING that the map in the guide is correct and the Cullens house is to the EAST of the 101. Now again if we take the guide map at face value that puts the Sol Duc parallel to the 101 and at least four miles from the highway (The Cullen's driveway is 3 miles long- so the driveway on the guide map isn't nearly long enough: it should be at least twice as long, accounting for twists.) But this, we know is inconsistent with the Cullen house descriptions in the actual books, which describes the house's southern glass wall as looking out on the river. (unless the view from Edward's bedroom is diagonal -- which I admit is possible).
But let's throw that map out for a moment and try and find a spot for the Cullen house that isn't Rainforest Ourdoors and Adventures.
Let's say that the Cullen driveway is a LEFT turn off of the 101 (Which makes slightly more sense, given that this brings us closer to the treaty line with the wolf pack (I think). Let's turn left a little after the Sol Duc Campground. this looks like a pretty empty spot and also puts the river south of where the house would be. There are houses there now, but of course Twilight is fiction so let's pretend they're not there. (which in all fairness you could do with the Outdoor adventure place -- but that wouldn't fix the inconsistencies vis-a-vis direction between the books and the guide. )
Does this not make more sense?
this is controversial but i’m just gonna say it: eclipse wasn’t my least favorite movie from the saga
"It's an extraordinary thing to meet someone who you can bare your soul to. And who will accept you for what you are." - Edward Cullen
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 (2011)
"𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘦... 𝘉𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘢 𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘭𝘭. 𝘐𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘶𝘭? 𝘐 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺 𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨... 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘰 𝘳𝘢𝘳𝘦."
ᴬᵁ ᵖᵒʳᵗʳᵃʸᵃˡ. ᴮᵃˢᵉᵈ ᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵀʷᶦˡᶦᵍʰᵗ ᶠᶦˡᵐˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ⁿᵒᵛᵉˡˢ. ᴬᶠᶠᶦˡᶦᵃᵗᵉᵈ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵈᶦᵛᶦⁿᵉᵏᶦⁿᵈʳᵉᵈ. ᶠᶦⁿᵈ ʰᵉʳ ᶦⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᴺᵒᵇˡᵉ ᴴᵒᵘˢᵉ ᵒᶠ ᴮˡᵃᶜᵏ ᵇʸ ᶜᶦˢˢʸ
Hello, I’m a new original character roleplay blog.
I’m hoping to connect and write with new people with my bastardous old man.
Maybe give my blog a peak and if you’re interested lets write together!!
Can anyone recommend any fanfics were Bella, Edward, and Jacob become a thruple?
