Imagine:

You start babysitting as a side job and the 3 month old you’re watching walks up to you and asks if she can have some of your blood.

“Fudge you my child is the best and brightest of us all” ma'am Edward just flashed his glittery ass at a town of innocent italians in an attempt to exit the simulation

“fuck you my child is completely fine” bella honey Renee’s your mom

*27-car pile up on the highway, one vampire killed another on their trail, ballet studio burned down, all of Phoenix is now suspicious that something is going on, baseball game ruined*

All the cullens for some reason:

throwing it all the way back with this meme format but it’s literally the essence of the Cullanos

Okay so do y’all think that when Bella was sending Alice all those emails in New Moon, Alice had visions of them? Like could she read them?

Bella, texting: Wait?? You followed me into my house to watch me sleep?

Edward: You know what they say

Edward: Follow your dreams

Bella: But you can’t sleep tho

Rosalie playing WAP in her head until Edward has a breakdown.

“That’s Edward Cullen. He’s totally gorgeous, obviously. But apparently, no one here is good enough for him.”

(credit for the original picture of bernie sanders in this outfit: shuhomu on tik tok)

Bold choice for Biden to be sworn into office using the Twilight books but go off

Feeling salty about the Cullens tonight, lads

i am once again asking “since when do vampires like baseball?”

full credit to @bellaswanandleahclearwater4eva for this idea

If I was in Twilight, Edward would be forced to endure hours upon hours of the same song playing in my head, and he would just have to deal with it.

bella: *gets papercut*

jasper:

• Rosalie: hey what time is it
• Emmett: I don't know pass me the recorder
• Emmett: *plays recorder loudly*
• Edward: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE RECORDER AT 2AM BELLA IS TRYING TO SLEEP
• Emmett: it's 2AM

The book that changed us all 😌

its every day bro with that twilight saga flow