christians: but...but god is a man! the bible says god is a man! not using he/him pronouns for god is blasphemous and also misgendering! i'm not sexist i just believe that god is a literal man person with human anatomy who conforms to western social conceptions of gender and if you question that i will get so mad at you
rabbi: we've changed the hebrew in these prayers to use the feminine grammatical forms and if this is confusing to you we do not apologize
#shoes life#judaism #these are both literal true things that have happened #so if ur gonna be like "UMMMMM CHRISTIANS DON'T ACTUALLY—'' yes they do. if u personally don't then good for u but that doesn't change it #also thanks to rabbi aaron i have realized that my gender identity is basically #''whatever will piss off and discomfit people the most in a given sociocultural context'' #and sometimes that's femininity! sometimes that's genderlessness! sometimes it's whatever!
#help. #[sobbing] its blooded borne !!!!! blood of borne !!! not boss baby!!!!!! bloodboern !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #val.txt #this is the 2nd time someones made that joke in the past 24 hours and i have a hunch that it might be the same person. u know who u are
bu supernatural canceled this one is literally some cosy old house people r living in with a fake story, like go kings give us nothing
#i know i ruin horror on myself as a coping mechanism so i am sensitive that im over analysing but #i have gotten the vibe they have been leaving shit out a lot more i honestly shouldnt have to google if the story has any factual basis #this was the weakest one too lol its some cosy looking old house people r living in #the hook the spook the entire vibe? a murderer next door like ok #but its not even true idk im not invested in this #i used to love this shit bc the plausable deniability horror is my fav #like i cant watch horror movies i will not suspend my disbelief u need to earn it #but i love like just unexplained weird shit #i love the idea theres an actual explanation and also like... could ur brain be fucking with u can people rly experience fucked up shit? #cringe and heterosexual that is all
besties… IM A REGISTERED NURSE? I PASSED THE NCLEX??
#on my first try no less … i cannot believe it. i start my night shift RN job in 9 days #no more nursing school (until i get my bsn). no more studying .. no more panicking abt nclex .. #im a liscenced mf NURSE. u look my name up on the government database & I AM RIGHT THERE. ACTIVE RN ?? #i’ve been working toward this for like 5years … this is crazy #me.txt
hopgrove is SUCH a ship yall. billys mean and scared kid and hoppers big and gruff, like. picture it. billys like fuck gotta keep him happy. and hopper meanwhile is like jesus christ this kid is horny and also really freaked out, what the hell. im just saying the potential is THERE and also. please consider max kind of awkwardly like “well you know, we’re kinda like sisters” to el, who remembers the conversation with mike in season one about how they cant be siblings, and is like. “not sisters. sister in law?” and thats how max finds out. anyway also please consider billy shaking in his car trying not to lose his shit after dealing with his dad and hopper gets called to deal with the asshole pointing his brights at somebodys house at 4 am and he knocks on the window and reaches in and billy doesnt even breathe and then he kinda cups the back of his neck in a big hand. im just saying.
#ex muslim #ex muslim memes #exmuslimmemes #there is no such thing as a wrong interpretation because only god knows what the actual interpretation #and with so many fake hadith's u can literally translate something however u want
GABRIELLE WARDEN. 57. SHE/HER. MOTHER OF REMUS, JUNO AND SAINT. CO-CEO OF BELLUM NOVA. HORSEMAN OF WAR.
Gabrielle Fortier was not born to gangs and violence, she was made for it. Once a French wine heiress, now Horseman of War. Gabrielle and Warlock constructed their empire together, and when the time came for Warlock to abdicate the throne to concentrate on their Weaponry empire, Gabrielle took the crown proudly and swam like a fish to water.
GENEVIEVE FORTIER. 55. SHE/HER. SOCIALITE AND PERFUMER.
Genevieve Fortier, the middle-born, has always had a reputation. Or rather, she makes one for herself. She snubbed her parents request of formal education, or inheriting their winery empire and began her professional life as a model, turned socialite. In current years, Genevieve has turned her fascination with beauty and aesthetic into a career, owning an expensive perfumery in the center of Paris. She never married, and has no plans to, claiming that her youthful looks are a credit to a childless lifestyle. Her and Gabrielle have never seen eye to eye, bickering over small disagreements and clashing at the best of times.
DELPHINE FORTIER. 44. SHE/HER. CEO OF BRASSERIE VIN FORTIER.
Delphine Fortier is loving referred to as bébé by her two older sisters. The beloved daughter, Delphine was born eleven years after Genevieve and missed the teenage squabbles between the two eldest Fortiers. At the age of twenty-seven, the family wine business was passed to Delphine, who runs her empire with pride and tradition. Brasserie vin fortier was established by their family in 1824, and the vineyards located in the South of France are as ancient as the company’s name. Delphine has grown the brewery from France, and their bottles of Wine can now be found sold globally. She also helps Gabrielle with money laundering, taking payouts from War and storing them safe and sound in the Fortier’s wholesome family business.
#tasks. #edits. #with | gabrielle. #also aunt bebe is gay just so u all know x
#i woke up late L #BUT #apart from my nightmare i had like HOT dreams #had a dream i was making out with mikey(?) and he came in his pants so that was nice to wake up to #thank u brain for that one #anyway LAMIDIS #I HOPE YALL R DOING OKAY N THAT YOU HAD NICE DREAMS TOO #MEAH#<333 #[<3] ivy talks