Dumb quotes 4 Die Harder

I guess I'm going to do dumb sequel names every time

Error, trying to convince Cross to join the group: You know...

I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!

Ink: And loud!

Nightmare: And grumpy!

Dream: And oblivious to reality!

Cross:

Error: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?

Ink: Rude.

Nightmare: That’s fair.

Dream: Not again.

Cross: Are you going to want this back?

Error: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?

Ink: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies

Cross: Socks are Feetie Heaties

Dream: Forks are Stabby Grabbies

Ink: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties

Cross: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies

Dream: Stamps are Lickie Stickies

Nightmare, annoyed: You are disappointments

Error: Are we really going to let Ink keep Nightmare?

Dream: We kept Cross.

Error: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

Ink: Have everyone stand.

Dream: Bring three more chairs!

Nightmare: The most important ones can sit down.

Cross: Kill three.

Error: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Ink: Several traffic violations.

Nightmare: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Dream: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Cross: Also, that’s not our car.

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Error: @loverofpiggies

Ink: @comyet

Cross: @jakei95

Dream: @jokublog

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Nightmare and Error were arguing. Killer didn’t even pretend to be listening anymore; all the duo of chaos cared about since the sterilization of X-Tale (and, by proxy, the X-Event) was how to “properly” go about reigning terror. They had formed an alliance against the growing forces of the so-called Star Sanses, but it was just the three of them and the two gods couldn’t agree on a single course of action. Error just wanted to eradicate the AUs (again) now that his truce with Ink was well and truly in the past, but Nightmare needed living souls to gain fear from. They’d been in a stalemate for weeks and honestly, Killer was growing bored. The half-formed AU they’d taken refuge in was void of all life but them, and Killer even found himself wishing for the X-Tale Chara back so he had someone to play with. That was his breaking point.

“Stars,” he groaned loud enough to gain annoyed glares from the bickering skeletons “Isn’t the alliance just a buddy system against Ink’s army? You don’t have to raid Aus together, do you? If we happen to invade a universe Error’s already destroying, we could just help him erase it, and if Error comes to one we’re working in, he can help us sow fear, and when we’ve got our fill, he has a wrecked AU ripe for destruction. Either way, Boss, you get your fear and Error gets to keep the balance or something.”

Killer was stared at just long enough that he wondered if his big mouth would finally lead to his downfall, but then Nightmare chuckled. Killer started slightly at the unexpected reaction.

“Good idea, Killer,” the prince of darkness praised, startling his subordinate once more as he stared down his stubborn ally. “What do you say, Error?”

He offered his hand, which Error scowled at before turning his back to it, opening a rift to the Anti-Void with a wave of his hand.

“Whatever keeps you out of my way.”

Nightmare clenched his rejected phalanges into a fist as the God of Destruction retreated. Only a beat later, he opened his own pathway through the Void, beckoning Killer to follow.

“Where are we going, Boss?” Killer asked, obediently closing in at his heels.

“I need more staff.” The rift closed behind them and Killer took a deep breath of the crisp, cold air around them. It was thick, like breathing through smoke, but much more familiar. “Welcome… to Dusttale.”

Hey guys, almost done with the next chapter of Preconceived Notions, so I figured it would be good to make a cheatsheet for the AUs and designs that I am using for the story.

I will make a Papyrus one later on, but here’s this one for now! Hopefully, the next chapter will be done within a week or two from now, but I can’t make any promises.

Feel free to send me an ask if you want additional information! Or if you have any questions for me, haha.

delivery to germany. thank you for your order ✈️✈️✈️

wELP ANOTHER ONE I GUESS

i’m getting ads for unliscensed sans the skeleton panties now, huh...

Its autism acceptance month and I drew your local autistic being, me, and some of my favorite characters in media that are canonically autistic or I head cannon as autistic. Why? More under the cute if you want see my understanding!

Luffy (one piece) headcanon: Doesn't really quite grasp social situations, meat is his comfort food, he is hyper-fixated on becoming pirate king, comfort item could be his straw hat

Symmetra (overwatch) canon: Doesn't really understand sarcasm, hyper fixates on technology, gets frustrated easily

Papyrus (undertale) headcanon: Likes things to be direct, hyperfixates on puzzles and royal guards, spaghetti is his comfort food, doesn't grasp social situations easily

Entrapta (SPOP) canon: Doesn't grasp social situations easily, hyperfixates on technology and space, comfort food are tiny foods, stims a lot, comfort item is her mask

Temperance "Bones" (bones) headcanon: Doesn't grasp social situations easily, hyper focuses on her cases, takes most things literally, has a routine

Lilo (lilo and stitch) headcanon: doesn't grasp social situations easily, hyper-fixates on Elvis Presley, hula and taking pictures of tourists, comfort item is scrump the doll, at times doesn't know how to communicate

Me: Agh damn I wanna draw something but I have no idea what

SNL:

Me:

Me: I no longer have no idea what to draw.

(reblogging is welcome, DO NOT R/EP/OS/T)

Día 22 altertale

Supongo que esté lion sería una última opción desesperada por parte de un geno sans aún cuerdo y no convertido aún en error, por qué aparece a destiempo de lo que debería es lo que no se

Some more Inverted Bones AU Sans lineart 💙

Lutetale(魯特琴傳說):

An AU I came up with after play too much Crypt of the NecroDancer and love Undertale at the same time.

在我玩了太多節奏地牢，加上本身又是Undertale愛好者後所產生的AU

():the character they represent in CotND.

():角色在節奏地牢中對應的人物

Gaster (“Bard”/Octavian/The Necrodancer):

An obscure antiquarian who struggles to gain some fame and profit.

He discovered the Golden Lute by accident and wishes to unlock its power for his own gain.

As time went by, he’s slowly losing his mind by the power of the Golden Lute.

With the last bit of sanity, he locked himself in the crypt, and became the Necrodancer.

(一個沒甚麼名氣的古董學者，為了名聲與財富而努力奮鬥。

偶然中獲得了黃金魯特琴，並希望能透過它的力量獲取利益。

隨著時間流逝，在黃金魯特琴的影響下他逐漸失去理智。

最後他用僅存的意識將自己鎖在地穴，並成為了死靈舞者。)

Undertlae(c) Toby Fox

Crypt of the NecroDancer(c) Brace Yourself Games

Lutetale(c) Me

DeviantArt:[Gaster],[The Necrodancer]